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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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yoo maek paranooeed kiitteh scawed.
“Oh, crap!”
Kitteh either 1) has jus gottn hell from Momma for sumthin or 2) knows he about to get hell from Momma for sumthin … either way, he be toast!
He got teh “I’m guilty but will go to mai grave denying it” look. Either that, or, “Don’t kill me! I’m just a lil kitteh!”
I haz (adult?) stepsun who luks JUST lyke dis wen he lyin bowt sumthin.
And he’s all “I swarz to God” “I swarz to God” and his daddy and I laff and laff and laff at heem. Becuze den we KNOW hims lyin.
dat soundz laik me stepbrudder.
Step too: Paw padz goas up
“Tawk to tha pawz biatch”
u cant go wrong wit da classix
1. Ees dat a fakt? Ah fink ur full of eet.
2. BUSTED!!!!
is this in reference to NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE post ?
WIN!!!!1
Rather off-thread, but just saw something funny – the neighbor’s Aussie shepherd attempting to “herd” the family cat … kitteh did the back arch and that was that!
Yeah! I seen it too! If you goto dumpalink.com you can see a cat and her momma taught her to eat with a fork, an chopstix! Ah dunna noes hoe to make da leenks. I r PC TARD!
OMG, ‘lissa … well, u hav not livd until u’vd seen a cat enjoying fine dining, tableside. Did u notic the spork? Kitteh uses SPORK! But I agree that woman CRAAZY … tyme for deh wraparound blazr and deh rubbr room … srsly! She jus derangd. RLY.
Did you see how much food she puts on dat kitteh’s plate? Does kitteh get grounded if she dunnt finish? Craazzeee bock bock bock!
Lawd, u culd get kild fuh tryink tuh teech a catz to do dat! Darwin Awahd!
Enoki strolls down the hall, peeks around the corner to get my Aussie’s attention, and then, wheels into full scramble down the hall. Game ON…Barucha is in full pursuit, sometimes even with siren going (yip-yike-yike). I lose count on how many times a day this happens.
I dinnit see your dog, but I seen my friend’s Border Collie herd the cat. Same thing Arch back….SWAT!!
lol… FAIL
It seems that this cat is questioning whether you are being serious with your statements, or merely pulling a clever ruse to fool him for your own personal amusement.
ya rly
Doh, got there before me hehe
i think we’re talking paranoid delusional psychosis… cozy.
well, at least we’re all on the same page !!!
but – how did you know ??? ;o)
i’ve seen his room.
I’s lukin u strayt in da fayss
Not beeleevin ur lies.
I’s lukin u strayt in da fayss
not beeleevin ur akuzashuns
Sry, CBSB, I iz editrwonk sumtyms
Dat’s OK, Nana. Is al fun an gaymes. I luv “akuzashuns!”
Luk I gayv mah bawss yesturday whin she juss pusheded it, one demeening commint 2 far. “Wanna sai dat agin?”
Thas rite … u kick butt, Ms cattbuttsquirrelbutt. Bullies most always bak down when u get in der face. Look em in deh eye and doan bak down! Good gurl … treats and toys 4 u!
Bark worse dan bite. always. YOU ROCK! I’z so prowd!(CHEST OUT)
Gudz fer yoo, CBSB! Be In Total Control, Honey!
Gud tu sho de claws sumtymz. Scratch whyn necesry.
and docooment all teh bads she try doo to you! Ear skritch for you, CBSB, good wurks!
Ohhh Don Piano..
Why I eyes yaaaaa.
dats who dis kitteh ‘minds me of .
LUV that video!
ZOMG! Dat my favest! I use screen capchoor of why i eyes you for madness. Hubby not laff, hubby rolls eyes. I laff, cuz dat funeeeeee! oh my Dog….
If I ever get a cat, that’s what I’m naming it. Oh Don Piano.
teh winnest kitteh name evar!!!!
Lolrus is comin’…and he noes you gotz his bukkit.
Dude, pants ON when you answer the door!!!
win
this iz zee look I get when big boi kitty sees me come out of shwr……
(Ladee, pleeeeeezzzze put yer FUR bak on !!)
Waaaay too funnee!
Your retort: “Yeah, well, slap a protector over thos harblz, tough guy!”
Ha !! Would love to but…. Would not want to remind him of his harblz…..I am sure he misses them….
“Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing – intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee. “
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
I wuz outside da food room when da catnip began to tayke holdz…..
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No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
I sry, I frade I canna let u up hear. Is in yor best innerest. U dont wanna C dis. Srsly. Is ver ver bad. O, and I didna do it. Rly. Chek wit teh dog, him noes.
I lol’z! I was finkin’ da saim ting!
halp! wilting wiskas
Uh, i did not pee on dah stairz, it wus da dog… dat’s it… an i did not skretch up yer drapes neether, or eet yer pet boid, er nuffink… you gots a bad imajinashun…
Ceiling cat has watchin meh!!!
O hai.
Wut…?
Hai, kin you ware at least underwear to bed… kthxbai.
What’chu Talkin’ Bout, Willis?
no, rally! lol