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Invisubel luge.
u thinkins “skelington sled” — looj iz bakwrds
imbizibul bodysurf?
cowchsurf?
aw … poo.
I r dreeming of swimin in see of cheezburger kibblz.
MYN.
Hai al mah frenz hear. I be hassing a kwik stury 2 tell. U r no straingurs 2 mah trubbels wiff aboosiv bawss at werk. Yesturdai, CBSB fine ally ssnapped an tuld bawss not 2 treet CBSB dat wai. It wus brillyant. Bawss sed wus onlee tuff luv; frend Scott tell meh no such ting as tuff luv in offiss. In offiss dat calld aboos. CBSB mite actlly b growwung spyn.
I has sew strongnisses in mah silf rite now. Am preepayred to tell bawss to “Stopp et!” iff shee starrt up agin. OMG PONIES!!!!111!!!!11!!
Dat iss hw I has feelung.
hehe how bowts “tuf luv? okays, gud cal, is wurkd and am tufs now. so BAK DA FUX UP, bych, cos dat street runs bofe wayz. o btw wers is leegl dept again? kthx”
congartulashuns! u did gud job. Tuff luv boss dont no wut she doin, or she not need to be so tuff.
If she r nice like a lolkitteh, den she having no prollems. But she not nice; bet she meen enuf to steeled bukket from lolrus. Tell her puts her tuff luv in her bukkett an sit on it.
“Tell her puts her tuff luv in her bukkett an sit on it.”
FTW!!!
Yu go, gril! Tell bawss is calld “harazzment” an if she keps doyng it, yu’ll rport herz to HR! (P.S. CYA! Makes shur yu dockymint everting!)
Definitely dockymint everting, as Cottleston Pie sez! “The next voice u heer will be my lawyer’s,” usually help, tu. Workplac harazzment no joke. Sic ‘em, gurlfren!
(((cbsb)))
Whoop der it iz. good on ya!
yew shud be gonna burss wif pryde.. dat iz so GOOD to be yor own defenner ‘cuz somtim noone gonna stan up 4 yew an itz scurry feelin bad an yew didda vry wunerful thing! yew will onlie get strongereses now!1!
defunitlee. awsumness iz U! agree, tell her back da f up beeyotch, i’s tuff enuff. if ur wordz arnot workses, then go sit on bukitt!
yikes,, tuff place to bees, i send you snuggie huggies!
U BADASS! GO GIT EM! ah ees so prowd of u!
CBSB = much win & awsum! U go, gurl! “Tuff luv” = FTS. Tell her u don’t need NO luv frm her, tuff r udderwise. RESPEKT!
::::applausifies CBSB:::: YAY for yoo!!! (If u groe a spyne, coud yoo groez one for mee?)
“aupplausifies” is gud wurd. = may win + extra cheezburgers!
Talk bak to boss taks many gutz and yuz gots a bukkitful! Many cheezbrgrs for yu, hunny!
Good work, oh, CBSB. Is hard to do dis, I noes. BTDT. members wut all sez–dokymint EVERYTING. It helpz wen u gits sent to EAP wit dat boss. Den u members all bad tings she did and can talks about dem wit deh counselor, den deh next week
it be announceded dat she desydes to stay home wit kidz and not wurks no mores.
heheheheheheheheh. FTW.
Boss lyke dis is a BULLY. luks for victimz. no be victim. stand up for self, and
COVER BUTT.
gud luks and many hugs!!!!!!
EAP! LOL ……
SAFE!
Ryan Howard cat sez “I can has home run?”
STRRRRAAYCHE!
Owch! I thinkz I’z sprayned sumting!
lol, yogakitteh needs chirocator now!
I cach de kowch? Oh no!!!! Koch cach MEEE!!!!
Kowch not smrt. I yuze impersnmint for napz. *SNOORRRRRKKKKKKKK-chchchchhh….*
couch has me !!!!!
onlee in soviet rusha.
does anyone have information about this particular type of marking on a cat?
yez — “mutt”
looks like snowshoe cat. or maybe chocklit point….mmmmm, chocklit
Her muzzer wuz a hampster…an her fazzer smelled of Cheezburgers!
Ummm, idk, it iz shure purdy?
part Siamcheez in der definilee
Tie goes to the runner– kitteh was called safe!
Ah starts mah dey with a downward facing kitteh.
I luvs it when a kitteh catches sometin usable. Well donz, kitteh.
INVISIBLE BUTTERFLY
PLZ SUMBDY GRAB MEH HANZ IT GOTS ME IT GOTS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaarrrggggg
OMG! Thnks fur all ur wunnerful an suportif commints. I has much happee 2 be receeving. I’s be wantungs 2 reespond 2 u each won ov u’s sepuretly — butt did knot wount 2 post twinty addushenal commints al frum CBSB. I wud haf hogging ov payg. I wud has most uncomfurtiblies if I do dat. But pleese noe how much u all haf mayd mah dai!!
Maynee burgerz fur u all 2 be having. *dryes teers ov happynuss. so tutched.*
Halp! mean bossbot!
Need LION!
*PLEH* @ bitchifus bossnacious
I agree with whoever said it before, document everything! But always remember, you deserve to be treated as a valuable member of the workteam, not as a slave/whipping-girl.
When you’re feeling down and out,
lift your head and shout:
OH SH*TDO NOT WANT!!Snoozcat can outsnooz musicianz.
Tag! Kouch ees it!
Kitteh… the Incredible Four-Legged Shredding Machine! Runs on kibble, clean water, and solar energy! It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries! Buy it today for only $19.99 (plus shipping and handling). Act now! Offer ends soon!
VISIBLE SLEEPYNESS!!!11~
When The Catburger lays like this on his Gramie’s couch, she says: “DON’T YOU BE PUTTIN’ YOUR HARBL ALL OVER MY COUCH, YOUNG MAN!!!”
Streaky the Super-Cat (yes, he’s real – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaky_the_Supercat) saves teh Earth from the Mahoghanator – a vile villain who hurls furniture at us down from orbit…
dats wut u cal “real” eh?
One anser – http://static.flickr.com/27/56663597_6af6048c20_m.jpg
Wit’ thankies to Adam Savage.
Wut can I say – am comics geek.
quote Adam Savage – I reject your reality and substitute my own.
wut can I say? am comic book geek. :X
am recrding Mifbustrs riet nows!
btw — wich comic buk can has Jayme Lolrusman?
I is sad to say… i not no dat. wah.
More gudz fer yoo, CBSB — Feelz goot to Be In Total Control, Honey — don’t it? (Read the first letter of each of those words — it’s a family website — but sometimes t’s not a bad thing to be one of those!)
Keepz up wit da dokyuoomintashun and doan let her back yoo into dah corner.
NOBODY putz catbutt in da corner. (ROFL)
Ommmm ommmmmm me do cat maditashun
Invisible mouse?