Oh hey
… I ran’em thru the scratchy tongue cycle. That cool?
originally seen on the cat macro lj
kitty: Watson
photo and caption by: suzepie
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Gess wich 1 I likked:)
Housekeeping Cat….is emptying the dishwasher
or
I’m in ur kitchen doin’ ur chores
or
I can has cleen fud dish?
or posbly “u feed me cheezburger so i no haff to lik drty dishes”
Obsessive Compulsive Utensil Killer Cat will stab you with clean silverware
that’s – highly specialized…
ya i notis dat too
It’s a rare breed. Like the Drillcat, which was particularly hard to mate without the kind help of Black & Decker.
sumfing is rong wif way u tinks.
very, very rong
yah, but I LIKES it!
How minny timz I tell u? Points DOWN!
es only cycle dat remuves all cheeze particles (lick-lick)
whut ? dey spot free now – whut yur problem ?
…and next timez teh meatloafz need moar basil.
give the cat chicken, please…
O HAI
Jes lookin 4 mah tytaneeyum spork. Has u seen it?
OOH OOH I HAS!
Ahahahah!
P.S. Teho, your videos and photos are Death By Cuteness. ♥
“Ubersporken” – too funny! Jus teh word “spork” is, in itself, humorous. Try sayin it *without* laffin … not possibl!
hehe thx
r my harbls in der? I know you had tooken dem
kitteee-kleen – in fine grocery stores everywhere.
’scool, gorjeus kitteh.
Ah tryed to gets da dryed meelk outa glassez… but mah face too beeg!
Helper cat is in ur kitchen cleanin ur utensils
I is Energy-Star compliantz.
My tu kittehs iz not Energy-Star compliantz. They iz failing emishuns test.
Low-abrasion kitteh not scratch silverwar.
Tell me! Did you hide da cheezburger in dere?!?
Kitteh 2 gorshus fur houzwerk.
Calgon, tak me away!
Kitteh alredy look lik she been run thru teh “fluff” cycle once … Glamour Puss.
she’s like a 50’s housewife – all this and looks good doing it
” now, where IS my mother’s little helper ?
those damn kids had better not have been into my pills again !!! “
That ain’t no lie!
But… no pearls? No heels? No shirtwaist dress? Yeh, didn’t everyone’s mother tool around the house like that? My mom’s sartorial tastes ran to mumums and flip-flops!
hai, how did you know satorial is my new fave word?
what I want to know is: satirical + satorial = satorical?
That’ll wurk!
jet dry hallaluyahz look at dat shine
Dis water box gotz my bukkit?
oh hai…wuz lookin for my spork…u seen?
woa.
shud not comment at noe 4ourz in da morninz.
shud SLEAP @ 4orz in da morninz.
otherwize i can has a repeat of some1ne elzes comment.
sorry, Lisa.
Gladyz goe to bedz now.
doesn’t sound cat macro enough, probly sumthng liek “OH HAI I RUNZ UM THRU THE SCRATCHY TUNG CYCL THAT KUL? KTHXBAI”
i think this little guy has been sitting on mah puter for 2-3 months. lol. it was maeded before the lolanguage existemated.
Oh, what a beautiful cat. It looks a lot like one of my cats, Orion, who died two years ago.
Man, I miss Orion.
I’m so sorry about your loss. This is my cat, Watson, and he is just a gorgeous boy, always making me laugh! Hope you’ve got a new kitteh to keep you company …
*scratchy tongue cycle*
hahaha~!
that’s precious~!
Awww. I can has licky?
How many timez I must say it.
PREWASH!
L2speak teh lolcat
haha i like the tonge thing my cat licks me all the timez and itz feelz weired atz frist but youz getz u ssss to it!