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purrrfect!
si! Zat vuz purrrfect punshment 4 hoomans! Dey give u cheezburger nxt tym or else…
Poor Kitteh! Ur folkz not good to u – make kitteh has show pee pee objexions. Dey not lissen poor kitteh!
…and dat waz just the first hour in myz dayplanner. Bummerz. Had lots moar planz.
….but datz okay, cause they gotta sleep sometime…….
Deh left out teh evr popular Attak on deh Chrismas Tree, wif deh shiny tings flyin left n rite, willy-nilly. I finully giv up an put teh tree OUTSID teh piktur windo. Kittehs sit on sill, all frustrat an peevd.
o catmaus twee
o catmaus twee
ur orny-mintz r hiss-tor-ee
TC&TC: WINZ
O CRAP!!!1! theys home erly……run yer guys, run!!!1!!!!
Lol. Kitteh got pwned.
shed on.. mums favorite designer dress that is dryclean only, eeted da birdy in da cage, lik’d ma harbls in frunt of da neburs, bitted mummy, eeted her cheezburga….
…harked up a haerbalz on teh dyning rume tabul, shreded mumma’s silck dresng gouwn, put teefmarks in daddy’s espensiv Italeian lether shus, hazzled the doggeh so he wontz come out frum under teh soffa nomorez…
I been bizy!
an u be fergotted teh sit-in-middl-of-libbin-room-an-wayl-at-tree-oclok-in-teh-mornin trik, folowd bai teh run-to-teh-middl-of-dorway-an-caws-daddeh-to-stumbl-ovah-in-teh-dark-an-brayk-hiz-noz trik.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA [urk!] gassssp… AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lol.
Heer, burdy, burdy…..ah wates for u burdy….
I’m in ur hous, destroyin ur life.
…laid on da loom hammock an choowed up da threads, hwarfed on her college books, choowed da edges of her pichers, soccer swatted her last roll uf flim under da hot cook thing, got inside the cowch an skayered her boifren, tried ta eat her long wiggly worm thingie and its mousie lunch, pushed the screen out of da window, choowed on da white plastics hangin in frunt uf da windoos…. an STILL no yummy noms canned meatses, only dry yuckie kibbls…
Had a kitteh that literally peed on my take home final exam in grad school. I took it in late. Fortunately, the prof liked kittehs and was very concerned for kitteh health. Boy kitteh had bladder infextion, poor kitteh.
that’s funny – I woke up w/ one of my cats peeing on my FOOT a LONG time back – turns out she had a bladder problem too
it’s not a great way to wake up
Yah. usually kittehs don’ like pee in wrong place. Had the same thing with my kitteh — knew she wuz sick because she not get off bed. Found her lying in her own pee… wash teh sheets later, go vet now!
Ok, I teach college classes, and one of my kitties once peed on my STUDENTS’ papers that I had brought home to grade!
Fortunately, the assignmnt was just pass-fail, so I just gave everyone a passing grade and threw the papers out.
Some profs take forever to grade exams and pass them back, but this … wow. LOL
Yeah, it’s the flip side of “the dog ate my homework!”
Did you tell the students why they didn’t get their papers back?
Yeah, I did. Luckily, none of them really WANTED the papers back after I told them what happened. If the assignment hadn’t just been pass-fail, I would have had a problem, though.
Good n yoomane prof – hope getz lotz cheezburger n tenyoor + ncreaz merritz payz n valuashuns fm studenz + more bettrz offis n bookz
an wut grades did u gived 2 teh kitteh?
inho Kittehs always bust de curb in da classez. Always A++ too perfex. Smartz ad infinitumz. Cuteness makes perfex all timez.
My dog once peed on my homework and my 5th grade teacher wouldn’t believe me. So in the end I brought the pee- covered papers in and tossed them on her desk and said “Believe me now?” She glared at me pretty angrily. She was the evilest teacher ever! She gave me detention for bringing in piss- covered homework that she TOLD me to bring in even after I told her what happened to it! So it was her fault I brought in peed on homework. The principal and guidance counselor didn’t believe me either. That really sucked.
Geez! Dat all?! Hoomans iz so unfare.
” busy cat has been busy !!! “
If iz had been drinkn coffee or sodaz or somfin, woulda been splatted al oer mah mahniter an keyzbord. Big LAWLSZ!!!
Ptttthhhhhh An ah wuz jus gittin started!
i wuz just doin my job…. see, it rite here on paje 37 ob da cat manual…
Harhar u full phunnie an awsome!1!
“after all dat, what i does for encore?”
Greatest. Caption. EVAR.
Much LOLZ and wipin tearz frum mah eyez.
Hahahaha awwww, thaz too cute!
Poor kitteh, tho.
Teh weather iz nice and he’s grounded.
see, the key to this is that he was doin’ all at 3 in the morning, ’cause he decided that was a good time to cuddle, and when mummers didn’t want to, he decided it was a good time to eat, and when she STILL didn’t want to, he decided it was a good time to destroy stuffs.
at least, that’s how it goes at my house…
Bert….yur kittehs mus be reelatid to alluv mine!!
I like to call it the kitty rodeo clown circus! at 3:00 AM you start hearin them runnin up and down the hall THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA like horses and goofiness ensues…an somthin breaks.
My Sallycat used to literally hurl herself at my bedroom door every morning. THUD…pause (paws?)…THUD. “Get up, u slug and mak me mai breakfus!”
round here, if middle-of-the-nite-olympix trials not accompanied by breaking glass, don’t even get up any more.
watching the dog……
…who is on the outside, smirking.
…for the moment
no want dogz and smirkz
Smurfs? Did u say smurfs? O no … LOLsmurfs nxt? Eeeeeeee!
ogod no pls
save a cheeseburger….eat a cat
not want!
where mah hoomans b? they been gon long time, need some attention soon. SIIIIIGHH. Come home plz
Thats really funny i love that picture any way.What to eat?How do i get out?Can i pee on the rug now?I should have some fun till me owners come back.How about going on the rug and act like a dog by chasing me tail?Or running around the house?Or running around the room?
note 2 self…next time fram dawg furst
Wow, kitteh did all that and they keepin him IN teh house?
…i did all dat works, an no one even sed thank u!
That’s SO true… I lawl’d a lot
Poor kitteh, gettin’ groundeded. Shhh, I sneeks you out when da ‘rents go ta bed. We have good fun den!
On chezzbuger lookout!
OMG!!!!1! lissen!!!!!1! moosik!!!1! I hearz teh Cheezburger truk comin down teh street!!!!1!
oho teh cheezbergr wagn izza comin down de stret
o pleez it not pas ma dorr
O hai. Is ur ban lifted?
Is ok kitteh. You still better than a dog.
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dude, wat didnt u doo?
Poor cat. You bearly ded anything.
awwwww tat was all goooood stuf