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please to be no highlighting in kibbls!
Lil kitteh inhale that much kibbl, will look lik python what swallowd pig … becom Kittzilla (watch out, Tokyo!).
Holy Guacamole, did this type jus becom reilyreilyBIG or is I in need of new specs?
yah for me too
sorry I was trying to make it bigger…
Iz ok … much easier for those of us of, *ahem,* advancd yrs. to be readin.
That is the goal
… it’s still not 100% effective, but it gets microscopic after a few nested comments. 
yah, much betta for us machoor lollers! tanks!
U iz made oxymoronz – machoor lollers – tnx 4 big letterz cheezburger
I’m another one what puts the Little Old Ladies back in LOL. Big type = win!
OMG and the kitteh I had that did this was all black and was named Catzilla!
I can has lemon flavur?
” kibble – it’s what’s for dinner ”
OR
” you’re soaking in it “
I think dats Midge instead of Madge though. Remember “Gravy Train”? “Makes it’s own gravy.”
oh yeah. total win
tho given the “don’t mark the kibble” comment, I hate to think where the gravy is…
never mind
Sten, I thoughts dat too. And the little ditty with husky and snow in it.
Is mine! All mine! Mine Mine Mine! Non is yurs. MINE. All belong to littal kittah.
Mine, mine, mine! Iz a happee liddle mizer. I iz soshally sekure!
my thots zacly! lols!
more like I is up to my kibble in harbls lolz
Bob the Builder cat is on the job site and using his front-end loader to excavate kibblez.
me have skyintiffik break thru – edible litter..!
litter has a flavour..?
gah! sry, didn’t see this before I posted!
Great minds, huh?
nom nom nom
The Catburger cracked me up tonight.
I was giving him his treats (he takes medicine with them), and you know what he said?
NOM NOM NOM
Last night I was eating psketti and -I- actually said “NOM NOM NOM”.
Fortunately, there were no non-cat witnesses.
scaree, isn’t it????
Is ok tho, we sez it alls the time cuz thats whut Cookie Monster sez and hez is our fayyyyvrite!
And typing a normal email with correctly spelled wording is getting harder, too. I added “teh” to the spellcheck, UH, that was a mistake. I get kitty and puppy kisses and I sez”oh duh mommie haz flaver”. I found an extra bucket in teh shed- “oh look I foundz lolrus’ bukkit” and on. and on. I am so glads I lives alone. But I am proudz to lern nother language at almostz 50. Thinks I can get bi-lingual pay at work?
I dreamt about lolrus’ bukket the other night …
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.
…intu deh future (HOPE dat was a Steve Miller reference!)
Akshully, it was Finding Nemo. But Steve Miller is cooler, so we’ll stick with that.
Kittah keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin…into the kibble!
Bofe U winz
OMG I had a kitteh that did this!
I wish I had taken piturs… sigh…
lol this is going to be a really fat little cat…
I can has cheezburger wid mah kibblz?
Dis how you can has frwee dineh in fyne dinin’ establyshmintz.. *ahem* (tayke out tinie kitteh frum pocketses:)
“Ohh waytah! Derz a KITTEH in mah DINNEH!11!!”
Says the waiter: Don’t shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one, too.
OH NOES!!!!111!!1 Dat be teh bigg dawggies dinnur!!1!!
Git owt a dere, littel kitteh!
S ok, da dog’s in da manger!
When Iz waz a lil guy, I had a kittah wut did same fing when he was kittenz. Alwayz gittin deep in da milk-kibbelz, gittin his kute lil paaz durtie. I miss himz much. One ov mah favoritest kittahs ever.
ooo, thiz katlittr has a flavor!
are comments borked?
sometime ther are no comments….. just picture with nuthin underneath.
When one of my long-ago kittehs was a teeny little fluff, my roomie-at-the-time and I brought her home from the shelter and we gave her a bowl of those itty-bitty kitten kibbles. We didn’t realize it was still too much for her little bitty teefes–she was only 5 or 6 wks old at the time–until Day 2, when Teh Hungry!!! apparently got to be too much for her. My roomie, who had recently converted to vegetarianism, had made some sort of casserole with rice, tofu, and mushroomsoup…she was sitting in the living room with a bowlful of it when allofasudden WHOOOOSH! came a little grey-and-white streak of floof, and landed with all four bebepaws planted in the roomie’s bowl. Bebekitteh put her head down and started SNORFING down the casserole–I mean, this put NOM NOM NOM to shame–all the while hissing and growling lest we attempt to remove her from her dinner. Little rice and tofu chunks were flying, and here’s this little wild-eyed bebekitteh, ankle-deep, with mushroom soup in her fur, getting DOWN with this casserole.
We knew she was gonna be a weird one, and she did not disappoint us. (I miss her.
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We had a little babykitty too. As big as a hand from nose to tailtip. When we bottle fed her she looked like she swallowed a tennisball, with her little legs not even touching the floor
She became 18. I miss her too :/
Thanks. That got coffee spewed on my monitor… ROFL
Yah! Gladys, doan be paintin these funnee mental pixs whil we has teh cofee cupz in han … iz hazardus to health, not to menshun keyboard an monitor!
My kitteh, Sally, went insane for lettuce … but only romaine. I was tearing up said greens for a salad one day and she went wacko, giving me hell until I passed her a leaf. From then on, she got dark green lettuce regularly. Her sister, Diva, was an incredible pain in the patoot, food wise … she lived up to her name.
Kittehs are deh best … I miss mine (and my late puppehs, too …
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Harrigan (rip) would just sniff people food and then would make this dramatic hawking-up-his-toenails gag over it. He simply hated anything but kibble. I so wanted to get him doing this with a voice over “Hun, what do I do with the casserole your Mom made? Give some to the cat. “. Still a LOLz for dis Mommie.
The Catburger, when him was behbeh, was determined to get on the table to see what was going on. So he jumped. “Y HALLOOOO THAR, WHATCHU …” *splot* He landed in a bowl of bean soup! (As my then-boyfriend was eating it.)
So I took the kittehburger to the sink and rinsed him off, and oh how he cried. Maybe this is where his love/hate obsession with beans came from? “Mommamommamomma, BEANZ, gimmeh!” “Pleh! Beanz! Do not want!”
I think I’m in love with the Catburger!
ROFL — I cannot imagine being so hungry that rice, tofu, and mushroom soup would sound GOOD. Glad poor bebeh kitteh found some nom nom nom!
Ah fostered ah kitteh who ate persimmons. And did the same thing, all growly and hissy if you treid to pull her away.
Persimmons … that’s a 1st!
An ya know what? I think teh kittehs do it on purpos, lik, “Oh, teh hoomins r so pathetic, lets giv em a thrill … do somthin goofi to get them goin in teh mornin.” I’m tellin ya, they’re diabolical …. kyoot n adorabl, but diabolical jus the same!
Well, the only thing that wud top all that wud be a kitteh who cravd kibbl/tofu/persimmon lettuce wraps. An I’m sur somone haz got one!
My daughter had an adorable Italian greyhound (God rest his soul) who adored persimmons – we could not get them away from him if he found one in the yard – an otherwise perfect puppy got all toothy and growly over persimmons. There must be something really special in those things!
Gladys = Teh Funnies! Great story!
This pitchah give new meening to Kibblze an Bitz.
This Wensdey at Kibble Land, try our Extra Huge Buffet! Comes wif dussert, p’taters an a drinks! Eet as mutch as yoo like!
Is a lifetime supplies of kittie-kibbls yay!
kitteh iz fail at porshun kontrol.
Kitteh not in zone! Poor kitteh!
oh boy! Free kitten
in every box of kibbles!
too……fulled up……..ta moove……..ksleepsherezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSNORK
Best breakfast cereal prize EVAH!!!
THAT is such a WIN!!!!1
Yes, but, do you really want to eat breakfast cereal after a behbeh kitteh has been in the box? You don’t know what he’s left for you in there!
What? dat wuddnt a rayzin? DAMN!
I dreamt about teh lolrus’ bukket the other night!
feh, ignore previous comment, it went in the wrong place! BRGRS! HALP!
’s myn. Mayn! MAYN, all mayn! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry to have to ask, but how did the kittehs’ nads get referred to as “harblz”?
Is it for “hair balls”? ‘Cause the first time I read it I thought “harblz” meant “horribles” (lol).
harblz both hair balls and kitteh’s balls (an I be assumin nads short for gonads? Just askin…)
Yep, nads = gonads = well, harblz (or harbls) thx bai
kitteh get harbls massagez!! YAYY!
This happens when their baby necks and heads just won’t reach down into the dish. I feed the beensy cats out of jar lids. But they do skid, especially when they’re still learning, so a lot of pawage in the foodage happens anyhow.
They do get very attached to their meals — you can imagine, starting out by claiming a spigot on mom when everybody else wants one, too. The way a baby kitten scrabbles at the bottle with both front feet while sucking just gets me right there.
nubs don’t know what harbl is. Obviously the poster of the image doesn’t either, or he would have said harbl, not harbls.