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poor kitty. i is knows how he feels.
Mee to. Unemployment rates very hi for both kittehs and kitteh-lovers!
Yu keep “highlighting” that paper, kitteh! Yu iz makings statement for all of us!
Be careful! Will be outsourcin ur job to Kittehland … u think u kitteh’s slav now, u jus wait! U be beggin kitteh for morsel of kibbl soon, an kitteh will SCOFF!
Boosh ekomonee iz bad for kittehs too…
Dis ekomonee no gud for nobuddees. iz sad wen even kittehs cannot
git wurk. cannot git inshuranses, ethur. O, me, wher will it all end? Kitteh
needz to dekorate paypers fastur. spred that opynion arownd, littul kitteh!
Mebee kittehs lookses in da rong cat-igoree of jobses. Need to looking in helth care for gives da cat scans!!1!
Will werks fer da cheezburgerz!!
Highlighted? Looks more like kitty marked it.
meowz
hmmmm, looks like kitteh about to kiticise poor employmunt market by making jobbie on job ads…
i has problem highlighting and not putting the lid down after…
I definitely know where kitty is coming from… *sigh* I needs a job too. :[
I iz goin to be in same bote if I don’ stop reeding lolcatz at werks all day!
no job fer me…but i find 18mt/f/kittyvale plus used cheezburger, good condition
iz turkish van kitteh? i luvs turkey kittehs!!1 *hugz her mongrul turkey fuzzbutt Mitu closes* XD
I luv da turkish van! Kitteh do want water 4 swimming!
“Free to gud hom…cheezburger an friez?” Why dey gives away kittehs an no free cheezburgerz???
kitteh can has work as browzer corner
Good to knoe I isn’t de oney one what don’t got jobzez. (Evvybody here not got jobzez too? U, me, an kitteh, all 3ree of us. Not our faultzes, ryte??)
But da pale yello liquid hiliter, not so much….here, kitteh, have a littrbox an a Sharpiemarker insted.
sry to be hearin tht stil noe jobses for u.
*HUGZ*
cud be wors. u cud hav mah job… mah benifetz costsez iz goin UP, but mah covrajez iz goin DOWN. an i hafta find new partisipitatin doktorz…
oh, yah… an i been downsized now twice in six years, earning less each time. this economy seems great if you already had wealth to start with or work stock trading or in investment banking (managing other peoples’ money). i’m beginning to think that all the “wealth” out there is just…. paper (or data)?
Rufuzz, all the wealth is in the pockets of the one-and-a-half percent of the population who use it to control the rest of us, the lowly drones. And that sucks.
No LOL on this thread … is sad and bad.
will wurk 4 cheezburger. ahh, who I kidding? I will jus buy drugz.
kitteh has licked harbls for nip
Things so bad, kitteh not even has pot to pee in … newspaper full of teh dead-end, low-paying jobs, but is at least gud for tinkling.
The way teh economy goin, we ALL be eatin kibbl soon enuf.
For all lolfrenz in that boat, I am sorry. It is no joke.
Kitteh make money f’om home secwet shopping fo’ cheezburger. Don’t worry kitteh. Prosperity is jus’ kitteh corner from you!
Catologist, Caternator, Catering, Acatant, catellite insatller, Catshier…….Dere job out dere kitteh you jus gotta look! No to lose pee ovvah eet.
Srsly job mahket sux….Ah pway for all mah lolbuds wif noe jobs.
So do I, Melissa, so do I.
Awww hay bahbeh! I been all ovah dis here site polgizin ah dinnit menshun you….u so one of mah faves!
K I reed comments on prev page, no comment necc.
kitty wanna retrain, might wanna start here
http://www.bls.gov/oco/oco2003.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_Interest_Inventory
Mabeee now Mister President Bushes knwos wot i finks about dis economy.
I CAN HAS JOB SKILLZ?
kiteh must be an American programmer
lol… kitteh must be not so good programmer
off topic: Nah, his government just panders to tech companies and allows contracting firms to discriminate against him. If talent had anything to do with it I wouldn’t have been under-employed for 3 years after I graduated.
I can flipz cheezburgers? I haz collage degree
okey i start drinkins now
i jump off brij
gbye crool werld
no so funneez
you can be a reporter for the national enquirer (or w/e it was i forget)
I can has job being cute?
DO WANT: LOLCAT CAPSHUNER. SALARY IZ CHEEZBURGERZ. U CAN HAS LOTZ CHEEZBURGERZ.
“Hm- Free Kitteh: white with brown spots and blue eyes. luvs cheezeburgerz…. Hey, dat’s me!”
Hay Anyone elses Google feed not working for ICHC?
No jobz for this kitteh-fan either. WTF. Suppozed to be gud job timez here in computer worldz.
jazzle? is that yooooou?
u kin werk 4 mee kitteh, be torture objekt 4 mah 2-year-old son! cant pay much since i makes hardly n e moneys at mah job either, but it comes wiv all teh snugglez n table scrapz u can handle!
kitteh can has freelance gig?
Totally off-topic but not rilly: it’s amazing how many people are commenting about no jobs/tech field…you guys have NO idea how much better I feel after reading all this! I seriously thought I was the last unemployed tech in the world…srsly, does anyone know who, exactly, is supposedly benefitting from this “improved” economy??? Cuz it ain’t us tech-catz, apparently……
(/hoominspeek)
Ummm … India? (I just had a testy email exchange this morning with an insurance person, and I’m pretty sure it came from KamaSutra Land.)
can buy house there for $1500. got good midwest accent, easy to understand. make supervisor in no time. no famly to move. Send resume right now!
no wrap kitteh in paper, I kitteh not fish
Kitteh wuz sure she left her poop in dere – who took kitteh poop away?
I kin haz jahb en cheezburgr fahktry?
Kitteh can b mah skweezy toy X-D