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Haaayyy… how cool is that! ICHC ya’ll just made mah day! An ah jus get home from werk an dere eet ees!
Hay! I had won of dos, onlee was mechanikul puppeh … kittehs wur NOT amoosed!
Frum this angl, RoboKitteh look reel!
wut the… tiem worp poast?
anywayz i tink dis kitn bout to pop lid off tini can o’ wupas.
Whoop Ass Sauce grate … deh decrotiv bottls evn bettr! Teho is hot sauce conosur?
ooh yez — but not wut i wuz tinkin
O …. ok …. nebermind; likd deh “tini can o’ wupas” an went off on tangent. Dat happns wen u get old..er, i mean OLDER.
Umm, dis be trojun kitteh?
Who let in?
Lt. Warf! halp!
Der iz pretendez among us, numbah two. We shall findz dem, ohyes. and Push dem ovah, liek dis.
resistanz be footle
Pepperkat… it’s me… Tony.
Y-y-you’re IRON KITTEH?
*faint*
Crud… typical 60’s girl.
Pfah. Stark raving mad funny!
FTW!
EPIC WIN
Is u Lo-cute-est of Boargh?
9 of 9 on cute scale
COME WIF ME IF U WANNA LIVE.
RUN JANEWAY RUN !!!
Don’t wurry, Janeway jus tawk him to def.
LOL’S
OMG, I’ve seen this before!!!!!!!!! t’won’t be endin purrty, letmetellyouthis!!!!
I’s tamin tigrz… oh noes where mah chair at??
Ohnoes tygah! Doktor Robotnick gotted yous too?!
/sonic reference.
I haf much lyke 4 teh pic and also 4 the stretchee kitteh in da korner of mah skreen. Oar am I da onlee 1 dat seez it?
Lisa, u bee smokin dem funnee cigarettz again? Mak u feel a littl funnee somtymes?
Mee? Noes! Okayshunalee I snifffs teh kittehnipp herbz butt I do not inhayl. I swerz.
I sees eet, ’scute.
hello. are you batteries not included?
I can has link to teh kolecktive?
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother…
[ Leon has become visibly shaken ]
…and is geting laaaaarger!
Galaxy Express 999 ref for teh win!
… blade runner
is dog frum orijinel Battlestar Alactika?!?! DO NOT WANT!!
Run, Dr Who kitteh! “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!’
Dalek-kitteh reference = win
zomg! it r robo kitteh!
wait..whats assimilate mean?
Oh noes, Stepford Kittehs!!
What’s up with the little watermark at the bottom? Do not want! Distracts from teh funnay.
whar mah CBSB? whar mah elfinugget? whar mah gladys? Whar mah Shaungrrl? Whar mah crazyoldlady? does u live een nother time zones? Ahmisses yous…
Am here…been sleepin’. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Elfi are on wacationzez, i knoez…lucky elfi!
Not sure ’bout evvybodyelse.
Cyoote lil kittehface lookz SEERIUS. Pretty soon dere gonna be lil plastic harbls all over livingroom.
WTF! We iz heer–not be good enuf for u? I iz hurt.
elfi is riding roller coasters in Ohio. yah, iz true.
She be bak. U has to putz up wit me and Gladys til den, I guess.
Mebbe others iz buzy, or has nuffin to say, u think? I hopes
dey bees bak soon, too.
Ah sorre ah so didnt meen to forget you! Plz to axxept mot humble apolugees
OOOooohhh!!!!!!!!!! Cedar Point?
d’oh! now i know never to put my disclaimers in angle brackets, there was supposed to be an “expat Ohioan” excuse in there.
mi gess Kings Iyland.
(is frm Dayton)
aww, so sad…
i bee heer, ‘lissa!!! Been movin to new home….vury tard! Old peeplez kan’t move too good aftur movin lotsa furnitur. No computer up at new home yet….gotsa bee sneekin to ICHC at work….shhhhh!!!!! Tx fur akxin bout me!!!! Luz ya
Wher IS our CBSB????? I knowed der wuz lotz of fire an smok by her…..but she made it ok, she said……come back, CBSB!!! P.S. Scarletkitty…..yep, youz much goon enuf! Everbudy been leaving teh best funniez….kan’t think of nuttin better to write!!! You all too funnie!!
Yeah, iz not dem same wifout CBSB … u gurls onlee ones (‘cepting Teho and Stend) who seemz to getz deh anchunt pop cultrul references (plus Susie ‘n a coupla othr good lolfrenz); iz cold, crul world out dere … we gotz to stik togethr!
tanku fr teh showtowt — but remembrs dis ma hoem away frm howm.
am bizy elswaer
HAY! Melissa! Where de “Yakitor Yakitori Sushi Sashimi Sake Sake Yumyumyum” Song? I still waitin ….
Oh yesssss… has not forgot…stuff like dat jus comes to me need to go eet Sushi for moar inspires. Lub ya!
BAK AT YA … NEED TO WAIT FOR DEH ‘MEWS’ … HAR!
Sorree, ‘lissa, didnt mean to SHOUT … waz ‘fraid i get shrunkd so u cudnt reed.
Hey Melissa! Thx fur enchoiring. I has be’d barryed at mah jahb an tings b reelly tuff. I bak now!!
Iz yu a thunner cat? No? Than DO NOT WANT!!!!
Ahahaha OMG THAT IS SO CUTE!
What a nice way to end the day. ^_^
Btw, that cat going up & down on the side is weird. >_
WHAT cat on the side ?????
i thinx u onle gets teh sidecat wif wyde inntertube browzers
Is so. Had no sidecat, wuz safes. Then saw peopulz saying about sidecat. Made bowzer go wiiiide. Now, haf sidecat. Sidecat seemz to be relatuv of tube-dog toydog from doze TV ads for pet store wif the sneezedog.
i see sidecat. i are teh eeleetz?
sidecat ftw
I duz not has cat on deh side. I not even haz fries on deh side.
What iz sed cat doin? R u reely shur it be der? mebbe u has been
imbibin in sumfin?
I has cat on deh side. It little blue line likes teh fing what makes scrollies on teh right side, but it just bees little and on teh bottom left, and it has kitteh face and goes upanddown upand down, stretchy-like, and it boogles me. No imbibin’ but milks here. Spooky upanddown kitteh. Make me woozled. Maybe gray kitteh upstairs there could take away blue upanddown kitteh avter robokat is vanqkwished? Pleeezethx?
Iz troo–I gotz stretchy upzydownzy blookitteh on da side too. Not sure how I feelz about dis…kitteh seemz rather standoffish an slightly phallic too…(tell me i’m wrong!)
I don see no kitty….
P.S. my smilies are all stil borked!!!!
Likewize, my smilers also are borken.
(at least, they borken some of the time, not foralwayz.)
COL, u don’t gotz no bouncy blookitteh in lowerleft corner??? wut bowser is u usin?
I saw him once….den he disappeared agin
I got side duck – dat whut you mean? wood duck on side?
dat not is duk u gufbal
Extreme winsome! No disassimilate!
“if u terns to ur rite, goze ulong hall, u has finded sekund dore on lefft for littul bots roome.”
Kitn does interpretive dance for botkitteh to explanes stranj noo wurlds.
Wikkid Kewt! NO WANT!
aren’t u a litl short fer a stormkitteh?
Im Look Skaikittah. I’m heer ta reskeew yu! N probly hump ya laytr. Don kair yu ma littrmait.
Teh kitteh on teh side beez teh longcat !
Longcat is full of win.
You bee oneduring boutz teh kitteh on teh side? Heer it iz!
Stretchee kitteh dooin’ sittupzes?
Thx Jesin! I seez it ther but I no seez it here. Gud. Do not want.
Longcat! Finally saw deh longcat, hot damn! Look lik Bic Disposbl Lightr.
I see now, but whut ez? whut? whut? whut? make crazy !!!
Tank u. I sees it der. On my screne, it is teeny little sumfin, not shure wat, at
bottom. Like it is peekin owt frum under bottom screne infos. I be wunderin
wut it iz and how it gots der. I tink it shuld go home.
Halp! bot tigr!!
need LION!
oh so much of win and happy wit som suprizes of afraid!
oh noes i lost the weapon for the epic battle!
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I luv this picture!!!!!!!!so cute lol : ) omg!
o hai, where ees pictuer? I not sees teh pictrue!!
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[...] don let dem turns u into a robot [...]
WE R TEH BORGZ. REZIZTANCE IS FUTILE. U WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
*Borg assimilate some lolkittehs*
OH NOEZ! WEZ CAN NAO ONLAY SPEEK IN TEH LAWLSPEAK!!!
WE ARE BORG.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED
RESISTNCE IZ FUTILE
i think its ‘resistnce is futile, you will be assiimilated’
your going Star Trek style!
AHAHAHA
funny n__n
WE IZ T3H BORG.
WE IZ WANT ADD UR KUTE CUDLINEZZ TO OUR PWN, AKSHULLY.
LOWER UR KLAWZ & SURRENDER UR NOM, NAO.
PURRING IZ T3H USELESS, ALL UR LITTERBOX R BELONGZ TO UZ.
REZISTANS IS VOLTAGE OVER AMPERAGE.
omg it look like teh robot termenator kitteh has found nuther victim
[...] heer iz wun of dem nao. [...]
QUICK KITTEH GIVE IT A CHEEZBURGR