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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ur fired!
or
I can has powr ty?
or
Yuppie Cat…is consuming conspicuously
not yellow = not power tie
i thot powr tyes wuz redd?
Mere blue != power tie. Power tiez was obnoxious-bright colours of various sortz. My papa had orange with blue pinstripes and yellow with pink pinstripes. We had ceremonial Power Tie Funeral and ripped them to little bitty shreds.
Kitteh may have been unclear. His tie is not a power tie, which is why he is asking for one. I think of red as the official power tie color, but maybe yellow is, too. : )
da kinda yuppie who’d eat a guppy.
Neck tie clothes make happicat being all out of happy.
I iz all corpurrate.
Damn if kitteh doan look lik Richard Gere in American Gigolo.
I can has cheesburger powah lunches? Followed by 2 hr. powah naps?
Onlee needz naps if has powah marteenees wit deh lunches!
Wurking Cat
Now Has Helth Insurence.
Wurkin kitteh wurks 4 teh cheezbrgerz n 2 buys more pwr tiez.
kai, Im off 2 mah job at Duke & Duke. (yes this is a reference to the posh trading firm in ‘Trading Places.’)
” honey, you forgot your pants
again “
im a male model, im supposed to forget pants
…u no wut i mean
an i do ma litl turn on teh catwok…
… U SHAK U LITTL TUSH ON DEH CATWOK!
yea its on live tv i stick it right on the camera
Be a jerk, go to werk.
Shoes 4 industree, shoes 4 deh dead.
Who gits refurunce?
STYLISH CAT.. IS STYLIN’
Looks to me like he’s planning the slow and exceedingly painful death of whoever put that sh*t around his neck…
Meh. I had morgage…
brilliant
Chippendales cat gets ready for another show.
American Gigolo cat likes himses clothez – ’specially tie. Can play wif.
i can has escort?
Gotta love a Russian Blue… Makes me miss my kitty.
americat pyscho
Patrick Bateman cat is… simply not there.
corporate kitteh has hard tyme to match tie wif both fur and eyes!
im in yer offisez
mergin yer akwizishuns
Since whenz we has stretchy longcat at lower left?
I noticed it on another page … said “hmm, whatzis?” and it disappeared …
Kitteh is Donald Trump without comb over.
Kitteh is serious bizness.
dat be clip on ty? no oppsbl tumb! me lookn gud, no can typ tho, let secrtary-cat do dat….
Kitteh is werkin ta skinny ty. I can has poket proatektor?
I can has KITTUNG
Lawd, if werks evur banz ICHC, I be in big trubbles! Wuld be so sahd, has to quit mah jobs. I can has unemployment?
Collar iz tooooo tite. Makes kitteh’s tung stik owt!
“if it’s wide enuf, everwun will know, that the tie I’m wearing is a symbol of how nimble my mind will go.” (Frank Zappa reference, guess which one)
Is it me or is something seriously wrong with that cat’s face? Particularly his nose.
I think there is something wrong with your face. lol j/k
I tink hiz nose bees owt of joint becuz of hims nekware.
“Your attempts at sartorial elegance by proxy disappoint me.”
*snort!* win!
i finds ur lack ov pants distrbing
Interncat r harrazzin ur sexcretariez. Class akshun lawsoot, nebuddy?
“Hai, Peetr. Howwwwzit goin. Yahhhh…. ‘m gonna needz joo 2 B commin in on Caturday. Yahhh. Prolly on Sundai, 2.”
— or —
“Haz j00 seen mai stayplur? Wuz a Swinglyne. A red one…”
- Tygr, “Ah mai B @ werkz (iz mai lun-chower), but ize NOT wearrinz no dam TY!”
hehe
I iz GQ Kitteh.
Correction: The photo is from Cute Overload.
o hai – iz mah kitteh – i’z submitted to both LOLCATZ and C.O. – k bai
OMG this be my faves LOLCAT in ages!! Werk should bee so funnies.
[...] one’s an anonymous submission, but i have my suspicions…even if the grammar is a little [...]
Hef says kats are the new bunnies, and we shud all go up to da manshun for coktayls.
TEH HANSOM!1!
hehe, I is at work lookin’ at lolcat!!! (I Rly is!) Pls no tell my boss
I is battering ram cat
um? that was pretty Funny OK!! and im saying it’s ok but think of doing funnyer one’s ok! and have fun
[...] do i needz 2 wear a tie? [...]
I wantz tai tew….*looks at mom*…Mummy?I can haz kute tai nao pls?