Cheez
Yor doin it wrong.
submitted by: kat o. nine-lols
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i hope he not lactose intolerant like tofuburger… :-E (lolrus face)
tofuburger is lactose intolerant?
Sad but true
hooray for soy everything
I completely fail at producing lactase enzymes, but even I can eat “hard” cheeses and yogurt. The bacteria gobbles up all the lactose for me.
Try taking Acidophilus supplements everyday. Helps alot.
i is not unnerstaning “laktoes tolrant” plz ’splain kthx
lactose intolerant iz you can’t be eatin teh dairys. U lergic to it. K?
I completely fail at producing lactase enzymes, but even I can eat “hard” cheese and yogurt. The bacteria gobbles up all the lactose for me.
Try taking Acidophilus supplements everyday. Helps alot.
Jus notis lolrus face … that be SRSLY funnee. Win!
I agree. That is totaly teh winzorz.
I can has Organix RiceDreem?
I hate it when that happens.
silleh kitteh haz much win.
How to tell when your homing cheese has returned
boomercheez
whap
an dey thot i wuz doin it rong, lol… n00bz
PWNED by cheez
( that’s a lovely hat )
jolly good! *hat tip* *licks fingers*
afur u tak pikshure, i can et dis cheez? wher iz burgur?
OH NOES! BURGER IS MEEEEEEE!!!
Performance Art Kitteh is in ur house wearin ur cheez.
“teh cheez is not so gret wifout teh burger” he says.
yeah, cheez!
ur doing it wrong!
Crack me up!
Alwayz weer ur cheez at a jauntee angl.
dis funneee!! LOL
I can be cheezburger?
you made me LOL
Dat be where my hedz went too! You win!
Cheezface Cat Sez:
“I is not a cheezburger. I is not tasteh or nootrishus”
I is not have flavorz, please not to eating me.
after rigorous testing, it has been discovered that the only way to accidentally drop your sandwich and have it land cheese side up is to replace the bread with a cat. everybody knows they always land on their feet!
Buttered-toast / cat Apparatus ftw!
kitteh mus be from Wisconsin…he be a cheezhed.
(my tux kitteh luvz da Velveeta cheez. Oh, da Velveeta processed cheez food. k.)
An Sunnshyne mus be from Illinoise?? (dis Chicawgo girl wuz gonna mayke da cheezhead remark but u gotzed dere 1st.)
All we havta say @ our howse is “Cheeeez?” an kittehs come runnin all thumpaty-thumpaty-thumpaty down stayrs, cross howse, out from underbedz….pace aroun kitchin all HAPPI HAPPI HAPPITAIL!!!!!!
Sumtymes we does that even when we gotz no cheez. Kittehz HAYTE dat.
Nope, Sunnshyne’s a Florida kitteh — but her hubbeh’s from Wisconsin!
Hello Kitteh, frum fello Floridian … screen name kinda deh tip-off, yah? Yah! (Now we start Fargo speak!)
‘Cep now weh all be Smokeyshyne. *cof cof* Pleh!
Oh noes, Jane! Does you still has dah smoke? We hasn’t had any in a coupla weeks, but if it don’t rane soon, will all be smoke!
Mornin’, Sunny ‘n Sarah (soun lik early 60s folk-rock duo!) … deh smok haz mostly cleerd here, but we sur cud us some rain …. deh grass achooly go “crunch crunch” when u walk on it. Not gud. We hav to wait 4 hurricane season to getz deh moisture?
OH NO …. INTENS UV RAYS HAS MELTD ME ….. AAAARRGGGHHHH…*SIZZL, POP!!!*
Seems dat teh huge mouse be madin’ a cheezkittyburger…
(pss: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/16/invisible-mouse/)
Oh…
Im in ur commentz
dobl postin’
:$
de hat on de kat is flat!
I ate the hat afters.
Kittys name is Samwise.
Luv,
Kat O
http://www.rynnakat.com
wul hows bout dat!??
…so u pat ur kat an dat’s dat!
too much of dat makes flat kat fat!
(urgh)
Dat’s sum bad hat, Harry
GRR! AARGH!
(eatz Bad Hat Hary fr breffix)
^^, ^^,^^-^^,….
[erm?]
wow, that… was really really weird. And thorough.
And way creepier than a real shark, ‘ceptin, of course, the legal variety.
I keep trying to post but it wont let me. *snif*
Kitties name is Sam, I ate the cheez afters and he wuz not harmed in the taking of this picture. He lieks cheezes.
Sam a gud sport and veree kyoot … as Three Stooges wud say: “I’m yur cuzin Sammy, I jus flu in from Alabamy, put on deh eggs n hammy!” Bet Sam wud apresheat som ham wif hiz cheezes.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Cheez had cat flavor?
Oh noes, dat huge inbivislble mouse be madin’ a cat-sammich!!1
Run kittyburger, run!
open-faced catburger with cheez, hold the ketchup plz
cheez go on head DUR!!
now i has a flavor…
…Processed American.
Semz comun problim theez daiz.
Processed American Shorthair…plz
i iz wearin teh cheez.
the cheez iz not wearin me.
hmmm… late to the party and no Buffy references, yet.
I dids sez Grr Aargh… counts?
i feel better already.
i can has the cheez. the cheez can no has mi!
CheezCat accepts his fate.
In ur cheez, steelin ur calcium
This is mah cet sam. He lieks the cheezs.
BEHOLD TEH POWR… etc
(ok ok, geesh…)
…OV CHEEZ
i can has cheezkitteh?
Teh kitteh is all reddy fur harbal futbal seezun. Go Pakkurz!
Teh HTML iz dizabbuld. Oh noes, no strykthroo fur harbalz.
wheyre is teh burger? not under cheez?
did joo eats mai burger?!
Chez cat is sry, burger lukd lonly, so chez cat et it. =^_^=
u b mouz? noes? pls b moven along den. thxkbai
i iz lurkin. trappin ur mouzez
mmm, i luvs cat hairz in mai cheez!
it was the lolbunnehs. youz gotta wach owt four themz.
i has a cheeeeezburger beret…
the kind that you find in a five and dime…
Ahem. “Second hand store.”
Sorry.
meh, never liked prince anyhoo
i gots a big dandruff
just one
[ker-SNORT!]
OMG…
[wipes monitor]
Now gimme some candy!
waitaminnit.
u BadCat?
My kitteh iz also BadCat.
U not same BadCat what are asleepin’ on my sofa, is u? (U all whyte wif blak spotzez on hed, on side, on pawzez an tail?)
Iz verry strange to logon and find yr kittehz’ names attachded to commentz. Verry disconcerting. Plus, when is kitteh typin? an whose password he be usin’??
I are consernded.
badcat iz Adam Sambler?
If my kitteh is AdamSamdler, him NEEDSZ to start handin over dem fat paycheckzes!! Sumfin gotzta keep him in kibble…
i r not a ceezburger ah tells ya! But I’ll takes one if ya gots one!
i don’t like the pics where ppl put things on their cat. kinda not cool.
oh..liten up
now i need burger
you forgots
also ketchup, pickle
this a strange restront…
ur tellin me
Iz this makes me cheezie pooff?
i said CHEEZBURGER, not just cheeze!
Dat cat needz less cheeze. Dat cat big like lolrus.
You can has kitty hat @ bunnywarez
I can am cheezburger?
but wait, dats da way I do my cheez. Looks rite 2 me.
cheez taestes gud n salti liek dairy. mmm do want thx
I NEED BURGER FOR MY CHEEZ NO ONE LIKES A BURGERLESS CHEEZ
kitteh Sam has has cheezes before, he gots double chin! lol…
Also love submitters name: cat of nine lols!
And hard to do cheeze right wivout thumbses!
Bad kamras for him, he be doin it rong.
Is magician kitty! Slipped the cheese out from inside the burger WITHOUT DISTURBING THE PICKLES!
I wear the cheese….
It does not wear me.
in post-Glasnost Russia…
lest Im not grlld cheez samich!
I is shamed.
Kitteh! Did u eets teh Dairy Fairy?! SPIT HUR OWT RITE NOW!
Damn, too lates. Now childrens not has milks in teh cheez.
*barrees in backyardz*
“I can has cheezburger?”
“YOU are the burger.”
Motivation Poster cat seems… unmotivated.
Really funny!
Thank you. This made my morning!
I CAN HAS CHEEZ…
…burger?
I’ve seen it several times and it still makes me laugh. Oh, to see the proud and noble cat, so humbled by the cheez!
Needz moar burger
Ummm Buffy reference??
ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teh cheez man wear da cheez, eet nawt wear him.
I want a giant poster-sized version of this one.
“I wearz the cheez, the cheez duz not wearz meh”
**Buffy Quote**
dats no shoo!
CHEEZ, I DOIN WROGN IT
Now this is what I call a cheesy picture!!
i needz mi hamburger
[...] kittehs sumtimes be doing dis rong too. [...]
i liek dis pikshure!
i kin bee tendin to bee doin cheez rong too sumtimez.
teh cheez will not protect u!!
*also Buffy quote*
cat: *drop cheez that was on itz head on the ground*. Yuckies, mah hair was in it. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO EAT THAT CHEEZ?
i wunt’d blu cheez!
[...] epic rong… [...]
i wearz teh cheez. teh cheez duz not wear me.
Great photo – amazing cat.