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someone said ‘Cheezburger’?!
fries w/ dat?
ken ai halp u?
i is on yur sill
bein framed
u blo mai house down?
ahhahahha i love this one!
KITTEH HOME ALONE, KITTEH PARANOID
me thinks kittah may have been doin a little blow off the deep fat frier,
that’s why – just look at doze eyes
” I be workin 3 fast food jobs to support my fambily, it not easy ”
( kittah need clip on headset , BTW – maybe dropped in fat frier )
who be there?
(Window)Silling cat is watching you, ahem… well, you know.
oh hai, i is to be helpeeng wif ur blindz. kthxbye.
Y HALOW THAR I DID NOT HEA YOUS COME IN.
wadn’t me.
Wud u care to try our cheezburgr combo wif deh kittehbutt shak an deh hot appl squee? No? Kthxbai.
Weccome to Big Greasy Taste Land, kin i halps u? Wud yu lak to trye uh cheekin combo today? It comez wif fryse an uh drink. Uh wate a minnut, I ated it alreadies. Mebbe a hamburgey combo ’stead? Uh, sorry–i eats dat too. I just give yu som onyon reens, an a orinj sodah, drive froo pleeze!
Need A Tuna on Rye to GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Need A tUNA on RYE to GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! – im n ur franchizez – sellin’ ur emm-ess-gee!
*looks at her cat* How did you get a picture of Clarence with no boogers in his nose? That cat could be my cat’s twin.
This cat is so f-ing cute. That’s all I have to say. Also, I don’t know how to type in this funny cheezburger language, so I won’t try.
I agree, he’s damn cute. Not as cute as mine of course, but right up there just below him!
I think cheezburgr language is best applied with a light hand, but I’m in the minority, I’m sure (not trying to start a debate or flame war, just statin’ my .02).
Oooh and look, longcat in the bottom left corner!
My tail iz no da blind cord kthnx
This one made me LOL.
Thanks!
Much awsum!!!!
Cute! I find it impossible for me to type like a “lolcat” so I’ll just have to keep saying how hilarious and adorable the pictures are. ;]
s’okay, Genevieve, jus keep reedin — yoo will figger it out venchually.
Den it meks it sooo hard to tipe in normal hyoomun werdz.
egsackrly.
I sed “so much awsum!” in reel lyfe the uthr dai!
It beginz to bes nachural.
My huzbun sed to me othur day–do Not talk to me in kitteh. Do not like.
Uv corse, he sed in reel wurds. He no getz deh fun. ) ;
iz too bad.
but I cantz helps it now.
I haffa stops myself from sayin lolcat things at wurks.
Menny timez I finds mahself saying, “LOL” as a reel werd and den hafs to stop mahself. I is a editer IRL and peeples be thinkin I has issuez.
Iz anywon else bein drivn slowlee mad by “Cat Macros”? I luv deh song butt itz bee goin roun an roun in mi eer an i keep heerin “My associates has informed me u has my reverb” … lik, ALL DAY! Iz cat worm!
ah mis ma reverb
Cat worm??? Vet gotz medizins for dat.
prolly jus be one pil, evun
I does the same ting to my husband-’cept he has started talking in kitteh back to me! now I just afraids of when I start talking in lolCat at werk…
me in yr gallaree substitootin yr stachoos
Tsk tsk…drive-froo kitteh gotz bad sanitashunz–himz not wearin no hairnet…nor tailnet, neither!
Thenagain, round DIS howse we fink kittehfurr is a kind of spicez.
)
(Yeh, Iknoez–don’t beez invyting yoo to dinnerz @ my howse. Har de har–yoo gotz kittehz, yoo prolly eetin kittehfurr too.
gladys, we b eetin kittehfur AN doggehfur. ’swunder us hoomans arnt coffin up harblz.
Wow, hims a gorjemus kitteh! DO WANT!
Iz byootyful, yes … eers look lik pink seeshels wif littl tufs of deh hair on top. Akshully, kitteh look lik a strawbury sunday wif a whispr of whipd creem! Strawbury Shortkitteh … yum, yumz.
Oh yes…wuz thinkin, mebbe oranj creemsickle. Mmmmmmm
I can’t get over his tail. He’s so cute.
He’s like my Catburger, but run through the washer with bleach.
(If bleach … and washers … were safe for kittehs.)
Btw, this kitteh is just like my friend Sara’s husband, Brad.
Brad will not go out to eat if there are no FRIES on the menu.
I love that tail too…it’s like a pretty lemur!
My Bess has this tail — only in black & grey. The rest of her is white so it looks like someone accidentally stuck some other cat’s tail on her butt.
unrelated to kitteh drive thru, but…
congrats to the burgerz for totally pwning the slate.com lolcats article!
http://www.slate.com/id/2166338/
full of win and awsum.
happycats will takes ova teh WURLD.
Hope lolcats not go corprate … oh, no! Nice to hav moar lolfrenz, butt keep deh corprate badpeepl outta heer … they bee full of puk an pleeh!
Is teh smart kitteh..
Werk at cheezburger joint, gets cheezburgerz….
and bukits..
friez = yumz
ai tinks dis kitteh de natrul opposite uv DIS kitteh!
“Friez with dat?”
Must be English major kitteh.
or liberal arts ;o)
or filossofee.
Or MBA. HAHA Jus kiddin, geyz!
kindof
Hear, Sarah. I share my MBA fryz wit you.
Or historee
or infinyteeeeeeee
(an beyond)
dat’s okay sarah — I share my MBA fryz wit yoo.
ZOMG, i can’t read this tiny of font!
HAY! Doan bee pickin on us Ingleesh majrs! Speshully bilingwal Ingleesh majrs lik mee … i speekin Ingleesh AND Kitteh. So dare!
Or, as dey wud say in Monty Python an Search For Holy Grail: “I fart in your general direction!” (ewe know i bee kiddin … rite? Cos i, lik, reily am. Reily!)
I r Inglish major myownself, PJ, so I gets to say dat along wiff “May I teks ur order?”
(i’z kidding–werk fur atturneypurson now, but did werk at fast fud in collidge)
Ah kno I hurd kan opner opn’n kan. Iz for me, plz?
LAWL CITY!! that’s so hilarious! XD XD
^_____^
i think it’s the funniest yet!
Ding fryz is dun, ding fryz is dun…
hehehe…I’s gotta run, I’s gotta run…
“Hay! U forgot ur chaynj!”
Drive-Thru Cat sez:
“Do Not Want Franchyze!”
Thank you, drive through.
i tradez u four ur cheezburger? i no lyke friez.
welcome to mcdonalds home of trashy ppl
his tail is a fry
U wanna soopersize? (soopersize ur ass kitteh finks to heeself.)
*snarfle!*
hai guyz – com bak fr ur credicardz r not? Kthxbai. Off to Mexcio I goes!
All kitteh aside, this photograph is beautiful, with or without the funny caption. The colors and the soft light are perfect for this cat and the pose and setting are also spot on. I love how the little ear-tufts are lit up, and that tail just about kills me with teh cuteness.
Good catch, whoever took the original. Good caption, too.
zackly my brane thots!
Seriously stunning photo, and stunning cat!
kthxbai!
Put me in this cat-agory, too.
Bootiful kitteh!
Bootiful pikshure of bootiful kitteh!
U gots 2 drive to the last windoz newb! Teh frst windo is jst for fakes!
wait u forgot your… nvm another cheezburger for me!
Oh my god the cat is almost staring right at me! That is so, sooo cute!
Can kitteh has homes? Cuz if no, he can come lives wid me. kthxbai.
Dude, come see your nekkid naybor!
winnarz!!!
YES I WANT FRIES FOR THE LAST TIME!
I’ses weddy to here youses confessions now. Don’ be fraid. Youses nice. Bwing cheezburger.
“hayl mary fuzy face…”
ooooooh….yu goin to hell fur dat wun, Teho!!!!!!
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Nevva mind da fries, look how mi noze match mi earz!
Who’s next?
Super shot!!!!
I luv dis one !!!oneeleven Makez me laugh all dai!
i love cheezbugers
i liek friez
Holden hates the lolZ on this site. I want’z a cheezburger an friez. i liek bof. Fries wit dat?
[...] u want fries wif da? [...]
And I wanted a PEPSI to drink. Not a Coke or Dr. Pepper!
So wee juz tek da kwik lukz into teh paralel dymenshunz? kthxbai x.
purrdy kity…purrdy picture
I tryz owt for managr kitteh!
“im in ur fud stelin ur nomz”plz make a lul cat like dat plz
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Window Cat is watching you gluttonate.
i donts get it