Cat Macros - by Tom Smith
I never thought we’d post an mp3, or link to a song… but Tom Smith’s lolcat song made me LOL IRL!
Go check this out… Tom Smith’s song “Cat Macros” page on FuMP … click “Play”. Full lyrics are below, as well as a link to mp3.
MP3 - 128kbps / 192kbps (can be bought here)
Cat Macros - by Tom Smith
I is a kitty and I has good fun
I is entertaining everyone
Dint used to be an internet icon
Till my mom got a digital Nikon
Now she stalks me round the house
Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
Stickin that camera up my nose
Goes to compooter, she starts playin
Makes up something I might be sayin
Upload the pic for all to see,
All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
Cat macros.
So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear
Gettin peanut butter all over my hair
Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies
Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes
Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas
“I Can Has Cheezburger, peese?” — [chz. FTW!]
Mom still doin her photo shoot,
Good thing my little furry butt is cute
Stickin my nose in an empty dish
Lookin for an invisible fish
I has no idea what you just said
So here’s me with a pancake on my head
Cat macros.
Now I is songcat singin this bridge
From my stage on top o’ da fridge
I is only two years of age
But I got my own MySpace page
Da silly pictures people wants
But only wit impact fonts
I keep dis up, but for how long?
Oh hi, I transpozed yur song
So I has lyric all my own
Can I has leftover to take home?
I is Emo Kitty, I has angst
I gots yur breakfast, k, thx
Invisible Walrus step on you
No, I has mighty feline fu
Yur full o’ win - Yur full o’ lose
Last Verse Kitty is not amused
I’m in yur Thai food, nibblin’ ginger
I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja
I’m in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt
I’m in yur limburger — DO NOT WANT!
Thanks to all who sent this in!
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh man… [wipes eyes]
Oh hey I didn’t catch the SQUEEEEE link to Cute Overload right away! Awesome!
Too funy! I LOL IRL 2!
Fabulous!… very Tom Lehrer (’member him? The musical satirist who brought you “Poisoning Pigeons in The Park,” and is rumored to have invented the Jello Shot?)
Mr. Smith, I love this:
I has no idea what you just said
So here’s me with a pancake on my head
Cat macros
Aces!!!
Me n brothers was raised on Tom Lehrer and Spike Jones,,,, N Ppl wunda Y I is a bit slanted to 1 side,,, n wunda Y I adore Weird Al,,, bewy sad I feelz for dem ppls dat no noes deese great minds…. =)
Yah, “The Vatican Rag” … man, deh doan rite dem lik DAT anymoar (love Weird Al, 2! He White ‘n Nerdy!).
“… i take a healthy bite from your dainty finger tips” Heh heh. Big shoes to fill, but Tom Smith’s well on his way with the Cat Macro song. WIN!
I remember Tom Lehrer. I had a CD of different Novelty songs…a Dr. Demento CD (very full of win) that had his song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, as well as Spike Jones (Der Fuehrer’s Face and Cocktails for Two) and Allan Sherman (Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh). Like I said, the CD was full of win.
OMG
Sumwun rembrs Tom Lehrer!
He make me lol as a kitten
shadz of SOMC!
OMG YES!!
Mah associates has informed me that you has mah reverb!
Long live cat macros!
Full of win!
DO NOT WANT 2 b owt of da loup on dis won. Luk at us cheezburgers, we has a fame.
PRAISE BE TO LOLRUS. THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SAW!!111
FTW!!! Indeed!
Gahahaha!
I don’t even need to hear it (no speakers at work). The lyrics are hilarious all on their ownsome.
I DOES want!!!!
I can has reevurb?!
I LOL’d so hard my heart almos stop
LOLcat are the best kinda gestalt
kthxbai
*hugz*
BRILLIANT!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HUMAN IS AMUSED!!!
that tom is best kitteh, evah!
Bwahahahahaha! That’s all I can think of after that.
OMG I love it!!!
I immediately was reminded of “Do The Bartman” from the “Simpsons Sing The Blues” CD.
Excellent work, Tom Smith.
–jc
Bah. That should have been “Deep Deep Trouble”, not “Do The Bartman”
Fantastic!
Kan I haz mp3?
the link is right ehre
I have listened to it three times now, and it just keeps getting funnier.
OMG that was so funay …….. kudos to that song … im gonna have my husband listen to it later
…
More awsum is not to be found ANYWHEREZ.
Or, as adorable bebekitteh would say: ” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I Read. I lol’ed.
I Listened. I rofl’ed.
I Showed to others. We rofl’ed more.
I likes Tom Smith from way back! I look forward to checking this out!
I lol’d all over da place! Bestest kitteh song evah!!
Impact font! bwa ha!
omg i luvs font jokes. and lolcat song.
If you like font jokes check out the Gothsicles song “Hey I’ve Got That Font”
Tom Smith gots teh WIN rythm!
Lickin at toesies scratchin at fleas! I lub dis! a leetle cheesy jes? but dat’s wut makes eet too friggin funee!
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dat not iz a kitteh singin? or 2 kittehs? dem shor soun laik lolcats singin n strummin. i can beez a groopie ok thx bai.
lolcat Song
So I was reading i can has cheezburger? for my daily dose of non-Jack lolcats and, what did I find?
The lolcat song — it is, without flaw.
I scareded teh kittehs wif mai lowd guffawingz.
Here’s a brief snippet (but REALLY, you must downl…
All of Tom’s stuff is great…I listen to his CDs all the time!
Go, Tom, go!
Tom, you has a hit. DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!
Hey there — Tom Smith here. Listen, I just want to thank all of you for the kind words. It just seemed like a fun and goofy idea, and apparently I was right about that.
Again, many thanks!
Tom
U ful of win and awsum an SQUEE! Won hunnert milyon cheezburgrs 4 u … hold deh pickls, hold deh letus, speshal ordrs doan upset us!
OMIGAWD
That was made of win and god.
Srsly.
You has the win of the Internetz!!!!!!
I r in ur verse
O rly?
Ya rly
O Rly?
Ya rly
No wai
wai
No wai
wai
XD
wont download for me
Anyone else has trouble? Says page has problem with plugin. wtf is a plugin? lol
I got it to work… nm’s!
I got it to work! Nm’s
LOL’ING , and luving jazz at teh end!
wow check out that smiley face. heheh
*hands over the Intrawebs*
You’re full of win
Love the song!!!!!!!!!!
This is too funnay!
“But only wit impact fonts”! LOL!
Iz adorable! *cuddles cute song!*
Hehe! XD Now somebody NEEDS to make an “Has Cheezburger” song to parody Veggie Tale’s “His Cheeseburger”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7aRZ-DfVo
Tom! Thank you for the song, its a great birthday present!
you wear the invisible cloak of win!
I <3 FuMP! They rox sox!
If you need some good porn writing…jot me a note…maybe we can date…?!