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Cat Macros – by Tom Smith


I never thought we’d post an mp3, or link to a song… but Tom Smith’s lolcat song made me LOL IRL!

Go check this out… Tom Smith’s song “Cat Macros” page on FuMP … click “Play”. Full lyrics are below, as well as a link to mp3.

MP3 – 128kbps / 192kbps (can be bought here)

Cat Macros – by Tom Smith

I is a kitty and I has good fun
I is entertaining everyone
Dint used to be an internet icon
Till my mom got a digital Nikon
Now she stalks me round the house
Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
Stickin that camera up my nose
Goes to compooter, she starts playin
Makes up something I might be sayin
Upload the pic for all to see,
All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
Cat macros.

So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear
Gettin peanut butter all over my hair
Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies
Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes
Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas
I Can Has Cheezburger, peese?” — [chz. FTW!]
Mom still doin her photo shoot,
Good thing my little furry butt is cute
Stickin my nose in an empty dish
Lookin for an invisible fish
I has no idea what you just said
So here’s me with a pancake on my head
Cat macros.

Now I is songcat singin this bridge
From my stage on top o’ da fridge
I is only two years of age
But I got my own MySpace page
Da silly pictures people wants
But only wit impact fonts
I keep dis up, but for how long?
Oh hi, I transpozed yur song

So I has lyric all my own
Can I has leftover to take home?
I is Emo Kitty, I has angst
I gots yur breakfast, k, thx
Invisible Walrus step on you
No, I has mighty feline fu
Yur full o’ win – Yur full o’ lose
Last Verse Kitty is not amused
I’m in yur Thai food, nibblin’ ginger
I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja
I’m in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt
I’m in yur limburger — DO NOT WANT!

Thanks to all who sent this in!

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» 62 Comments

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
  1. Teho says:

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh man… [wipes eyes]
    Oh hey I didn’t catch the SQUEEEEE link to Cute Overload right away! Awesome!

  2. JLuve82 says:

    Too funy! I LOL IRL 2!

  3. PlainJane says:

    Fabulous!… very Tom Lehrer (‘member him? The musical satirist who brought you “Poisoning Pigeons in The Park,” and is rumored to have invented the Jello Shot?)

    Mr. Smith, I love this:
    I has no idea what you just said
    So here’s me with a pancake on my head
    Cat macros

    Aces!!!

    • Po'zPplMa says:

      Me n brothers was raised on Tom Lehrer and Spike Jones,,,, N Ppl wunda Y I is a bit slanted to 1 side,,, n wunda Y I adore Weird Al,,, bewy sad I feelz for dem ppls dat no noes deese great minds…. =)

      • PlainJane says:

        Yah, “The Vatican Rag” … man, deh doan rite dem lik DAT anymoar (love Weird Al, 2! He White ‘n Nerdy!).

        • Jeanie says:

          “… i take a healthy bite from your dainty finger tips” Heh heh. Big shoes to fill, but Tom Smith’s well on his way with the Cat Macro song. WIN!

      • Patrick says:

        I remember Tom Lehrer. I had a CD of different Novelty songs…a Dr. Demento CD (very full of win) that had his song Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, as well as Spike Jones (Der Fuehrer’s Face and Cocktails for Two) and Allan Sherman (Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh). Like I said, the CD was full of win.

    • FLpatty says:

      OMG

      Sumwun rembrs Tom Lehrer!

      He make me lol as a kitten

    • fursaflyn says:

      shadz of SOMC!

  4. Stacy says:

    OMG YES!!

  5. Judy from MI says:

    Mah associates has informed me that you has mah reverb!

    Long live cat macros!

  6. Patti says:

    Full of win!

  7. DO NOT WANT 2 b owt of da loup on dis won. Luk at us cheezburgers, we has a fame.

  8. Edd says:

    PRAISE BE TO LOLRUS. THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SAW!!111

  9. scarletkitty says:

    FTW!!! Indeed!

  10. Cottleston Pie says:

    Gahahaha!

    I don’t even need to hear it (no speakers at work). The lyrics are hilarious all on their ownsome.

  11. FaeWitch says:

    I DOES want!!!!
    I can has reevurb?!

  12. cmerry says:

    I LOL’d so hard my heart almos stop
    LOLcat are the best kinda gestalt
    kthxbai
    *hugz*

  13. Caturoni says:

    BRILLIANT!

  14. Joanna says:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I HUMAN IS AMUSED!!!

  15. that tom is best kitteh, evah!

  16. Amnell says:

    Bwahahahahaha! That’s all I can think of after that.

  17. Thrasher829 says:

    OMG I love it!!!

  18. jc says:

    I immediately was reminded of “Do The Bartman” from the “Simpsons Sing The Blues” CD.

    Excellent work, Tom Smith.

    –jc

  19. jc says:

    Bah. That should have been “Deep Deep Trouble”, not “Do The Bartman”

  20. Richard@Home says:

    Fantastic!

    Kan I haz mp3?

  21. Jessica says:

    I have listened to it three times now, and it just keeps getting funnier.

  22. Nicole says:

    OMG that was so funay …….. kudos to that song … im gonna have my husband listen to it later :)

  23. gladys says:

    More awsum is not to be found ANYWHEREZ.

    Or, as adorable bebekitteh would say: ” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  24. Frostbyte says:

    I Read. I lol’ed.

    I Listened. I rofl’ed.

    I Showed to others. We rofl’ed more.

  25. pamlet the frylet says:

    I likes Tom Smith from way back! I look forward to checking this out!

  26. JadedJenny says:

    I lol’d all over da place! Bestest kitteh song evah!!

  27. oovy says:

    Impact font! bwa ha!

    omg i luvs font jokes. and lolcat song.

  28. Nana says:

    Tom Smith gots teh WIN rythm!

  29. Melissa says:

    Lickin at toesies scratchin at fleas! I lub dis! a leetle cheesy jes? but dat’s wut makes eet too friggin funee!

  30. [...] “Cat Macros”: oh. my. gawd! {via} [...]

  31. Jeanie says:

    dat not iz a kitteh singin? or 2 kittehs? dem shor soun laik lolcats singin n strummin. i can beez a groopie ok thx bai.

  32. lolcat Song

    So I was reading i can has cheezburger? for my daily dose of non-Jack lolcats and, what did I find?
    The lolcat song — it is, without flaw.
    I scareded teh kittehs wif mai lowd guffawingz.
    Here’s a brief snippet (but REALLY, you must downl…

  33. Enjis says:

    All of Tom’s stuff is great…I listen to his CDs all the time!
    Go, Tom, go!

  34. Alex Wells says:

    Tom, you has a hit. DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!

  35. filkertom says:

    Hey there — Tom Smith here. Listen, I just want to thank all of you for the kind words. It just seemed like a fun and goofy idea, and apparently I was right about that. ;) Again, many thanks!

    Tom

    • PlainJane says:

      U ful of win and awsum an SQUEE! Won hunnert milyon cheezburgrs 4 u … hold deh pickls, hold deh letus, speshal ordrs doan upset us!

  36. Antares says:

    OMIGAWD

    That was made of win and god.

    Srsly.

  37. Marc says:

    You has the win of the Internetz!!!!!!

  38. i lol at lolcats says:

    I r in ur verse
    O rly?
    Ya rly
    O Rly?
    Ya rly
    No wai
    wai
    No wai
    wai

    XD

  39. Theresa says:

    wont download for me :( Anyone else has trouble? Says page has problem with plugin. wtf is a plugin? lol

  40. GingerMartini says:

    LOL’ING , and luving jazz at teh end!

  41. Theresa says:

    wow check out that smiley face. heheh

  42. SallyB says:

    *hands over the Intrawebs*
    You’re full of win

  43. Thrasher829 says:

    Love the song!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Dee Bee says:

    This is too funnay!

    “But only wit impact fonts”! LOL!

  45. Charity says:

    Iz adorable! *cuddles cute song!*

  46. Xenia says:

    Hehe! XD Now somebody NEEDS to make an “Has Cheezburger” song to parody Veggie Tale’s “His Cheeseburger”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7aRZ-DfVo :D

  47. raisedinacage says:

    Tom! Thank you for the song, its a great birthday present!

    you wear the invisible cloak of win!

  48. CassaFrass says:

    I <3 FuMP! They rox sox!

  49. frodo441 says:

    If you need some good porn writing…jot me a note…maybe we can date…?!

  50. Julie says:

    Somehow, I hear this to the tune of “Temperature.”


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