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o i dare u


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photo: marcia b
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  1. FTW_Kitteh says:

    i no is turkey – bayste me only in pets n cheezburgers!

  2. HUMANSLAVE says:

    I atted yer terky…..wuz yummi ****Buurrrrrrrrrrrrp ! **

  3. sleepys says:

    Oh hai, puts me outsides now so I can get a golden brown tan!

  4. Jay-G says:

    Kittay mus inspec all bags, boxes, containers an objecs wif moar den free sidz. Iz union pawicy.

  5. tribble says:

    i iz turkey dinner.

  6. Jammies says:

    Roasted kitteh has good flavah.

  7. Tim Hettler says:

    Caturkey is not amused.

  8. scarletkitty says:

    Dis be new littar boks?
    I no lyke.
    DO NOT WANT

    • cmerry says:

      *normal voice mode :) *
      My cats actually do use these as litter boxes since I need three to fit together in their potty area.. when I go to replace them I buy new ones about once a month and all my neighbors and the store guy think i COOK. The guy in the store gives me winkies like nice to see a gal cookin BEEG DINNAH just like mom did!! :) I make mac n’ cheez.. thats about it.
      */nvm*

      • domino says:

        *normal voice mode too*

        that’s a really good idea, and very hygenic as they’re disposable.

        actually, that lends itself well to lolspeak:

        is rilly gud ideer, ver hayjeeeeniks is dispowsubl.

      • angelwaits says:

        Dee kitz, meezers, dat liv in furthest norf countee of U.S. uze dez when travll.

  9. Melissa says:

    Comes with foolproof pop up timer, and pre stuffed with cheezburgers!

  10. KibbyKat says:

    No, krazek kitteh. Is should be tinfoil HAT.

  11. Marc says:

    I does not have a flavor. Go away.

  12. argotnaut says:

    ok, i is reddy…u pours on gravy now!

  13. tribble says:

    i am in yur baster bin, waiting for yur turkey

  14. PlainJane says:

    Hoo u callin a turky?!!

    • PlainJane says:

      Brings to mind a line from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” when the Richard Dreyfuss character, lost in his truck w/his map, yells to a passing vehicle, “Can you tell me how to get to Cornbread?….TURKEY!!”

  15. tribble says:

    butterball brand plz

  16. Chedie says:

    Kittek luks jes laik mai Newmans, and de ole boy wood doo that eggzact fing too.
    Wif dat eggzact same ‘spression on his faces.

  17. looloopoopie says:

    STUFFINGZ PRZ

  18. Don says:

    Okay I in turkey plate, now u gimmiez gravy n stuffin plz

  19. Lisa says:

    Dat iz MOON CAT’s Eckxplorashun Veehickle himz yoozez wen himz landz. Himz waytin for deh controlz 2 b installded.

  20. Ichiban says:

    Dis caption is gud. Iz lik lolcat angri to defend tray.

  21. junglecat says:

    to defeet eminy, u must thinks like eminy

  22. Loree says:

    I made you a pie but it eated me

  23. KatzHateMelamine says:

    dis littrbox having no gravelz?

  24. hamster says:

    I hopez dis egg hatch soon… iz getin’ hem’roid.

  25. andy says:

    I don’t get it.

    • Teho says:

      kitters is sit ins roasting pan.
      darez u jus TRY an put in hawt oben.
      see wut hapin den.

      • PlainJane says:

        Wudn’t it bee fun nxt Tanksgivn to put kitteh in pan, all tuckd up nicly, wif catnip mous in mouf, an present it at deh tabl. DAT wud get a rise outta deh homefolks, u betcha! An den, as Teho wud say, smil wied and yell “Soup’s on … CATSEROLE!”

  26. BigMomma says:

    Im reddi foar my bastin now, k thx

  27. catterwonk says:

    Iz dri… …bayste, plz, k?

  28. kate says:

    plz sir – i not a roasts

  29. carbonel says:

    frequently mistaken for a meatloaf

  30. Zonga says:

    heeeeeere turky truky turky.

    wat u meen dey not com?

  31. terry g says:

    O hai Iz in ur pie dish kthxbai

  32. ryos says:

    no flamz plz – I’s could roast

  33. misnomer says:

    turkey? wut turkey?

  34. lauri says:

    Oven cat says:
    redy foar oven now kthx

  35. Warble says:

    Teh ovenz are too hawtz

  36. Thornius says:

    I smell hot, juicy, errr……uhmmmm……KITTY!

  37. Kitten says:

    Got the balls to take your pan back?

  38. Scout says:

    I’z in ur pan, waitin’ for ur bastin’

  39. Mando says:

    I MAED U A ROASTD LOLCAT.

    BUT I EATED IT.

  40. I’s brings da creem corm! An teh grein bein catserole.

  41. Champeriffic says:

    Plz no stuffing k thnx

  42. Philip says:

    That would be a cat astrophie.

  43. Champeriffic says:

    Plz no stuff me k thnx

  44. B! says:

    No kitteh that’s mai potpie!!!

  45. D.R. says:

    im in ur roastin pan

    nappin at room temprachure

  46. Nana says:

    Redy be stuffd wit de cheezbrgrz nao plz tnx

  47. loljen says:

    I onli leevs…aftar yu bayste mah harbles. kthx.

  48. Snookums says:

    i r a chikkin

  49. KoS says:

    Resipee sez 350 digrees fr 1 hour. Lessee…if hafway is 180 digrees and all the way around is 360 digrees, 350 muss be turning to the 11:00 position, right? Now to wait…

  50. Brown Suga' says:

    Teho wins!

    Cat not look too happy to be baekd.

  51. Jeanie says:

    i iz in ur roastin pan….. preheatin to three hundred and kitteh degreez

  52. Kjyeduio says:

    Your lasaniaz was delicious.
    Try and stop me and your arse is grass!

  53. Noelegy says:

    OMG, I have those dishes! I have a complete set of vintage Hull Ware that my grandmother left to me. Mine didn’t come complete with Disapproving Kittehs, though.

  54. lauri says:

    Quik! Sumeone call 911 mah littarbox has mulfunctiond!

  55. carey says:

    This cat looks so much like mine! Put a box or container of any kind on the floor and she’s in it, waiting for the magic to happen.

  56. scott says:

    Great picture! Thought of several captions, but these have stuck:

    NOM NOM NOM OH HAI
    I MADED U A TURKY
    BUT I EATED IT

    I IZ IN YOUR TXGIVG
    EATING UR TURKIES

    I IZ A TRUKY
    PLZ GIVE ME UR GIBLETS AN GRAVEEZ

    The first one WINZ because it is a HAIKU

  57. M N Snickarz says:

    Look me got neu sled for wintarz!

  58. M N Snickarz says:

    Oh Hai! Got news sledz eben if it is summerz now, will be readiez!

  59. Noelegy says:

    Well, I feels stoopid. Closer examination of the photo shows that the roaster is in fact made of foil. The way it caught the light, I thought it was dark-brown Hull Ware pottery. Bah, it’s Friday.

  60. Snobahr says:

    Kliban in action – Cat – often mistaken for a meatloaf

  61. TPer says:

    catserole iz reddy forz oven.

  62. YTT says:

    I has been ROASTD

    I wuz WHYTE whn they putt me INN

  63. Owen says:

    Catserole recipeez: 1 lrge cat, 1 large pan, lolz for 20 minutez on hi

  64. artemisrat says:

    I iz an entree

  65. Miss Evilcat says:

    “O I dare u put me in ovin”

  66. Limmie says:

    multi-captions!:

    plz 2 not b eyein mah drumstix thnx

    u 4got teh baconz!

    I no haz fetherz, I not terkey!

  67. 80sHairBander says:

    multi-comments

    dis sleeeeepn playz NOT cumffy
    neeeeedzzzz pilla plz – flufyr den ME, K??

    dis 4 WHOOO – not thinxo, myne now – K?

    doozis fing makes cheezburgers? NO? – yu go way now
    tirkeburger NOT saym fing – NO WANT

    is dis bukit? i neeeeedz bukit – fanku

  68. Hiro says:

    Im in ur pan, waitin for dinner

    OR

    THANXGIVIN IS SERIUS BUZINES

  69. ty says:

    i iz stuk.

    remov from shiny contaner!

  70. ty says:

    o hai, i ated ur turky k thx

  71. Lily Kitteh says:

    Gotz my sled where my snowz pls?

  72. Cat says:

    Were da lazanya go?

  73. doctorcat says:

    Plz no mine me, jus put roas in pan, no onyums, kthx

  74. Kewlio says:

    I is kant see peektor :

  75. DC says:

    Image gone. “Hey, whah happened?”

  76. valerie says:

    im in ur panz

    eetin all ur turkeyz

  77. Sharon says:

    I iz not OvenStuffer! No place in oven k ty

  78. i like mah cheezburgers says:

    teh tin foil…

    …i haz it

  79. i like mah cheezburgers says:

    mah new bed sukes can i hav dis one?

  80. JAB says:

    Hrm, I AM CAT CHEEZEBURGER, fur yur dinnur

  81. sage says:

    heerz yer betr capshun: i iz unercookd.

    isnt dat betr?

  82. Kristen S. says:

    goin to mars. brb

  83. frodo441 says:

    makes sense to me…I can cook myself…

  84. Beth Harrell says:

    Turky pozishun!

  85. Beth says:

    Turky pozishun!

  86. gobbler says:

    turky all gone. dessert plz.

  87. Roo42 says:

    But… wai iz all teh lasagne gone?


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