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i no is turkey – bayste me only in pets n cheezburgers!
I atted yer terky…..wuz yummi ****Buurrrrrrrrrrrrp ! **
Oh hai, puts me outsides now so I can get a golden brown tan!
Kittay mus inspec all bags, boxes, containers an objecs wif moar den free sidz. Iz union pawicy.
Cat inspectors! Totally.
i iz turkey dinner.
CATSEROLE
win!
yes u wins
awwwww….kookin catserole wud be catastrophic!!!!
yes speshly sinz dinr iz sposta be fr teh prom.
dis jus not enuf sufisty-catted.
(ok dat wuz harbl horibul, sorrys)
Roasted kitteh has good flavah.
Caturkey is not amused.
Dis be new littar boks?
I no lyke.
DO NOT WANT
*normal voice mode
*
I make mac n’ cheez.. thats about it.
My cats actually do use these as litter boxes since I need three to fit together in their potty area.. when I go to replace them I buy new ones about once a month and all my neighbors and the store guy think i COOK. The guy in the store gives me winkies like nice to see a gal cookin BEEG DINNAH just like mom did!!
*/nvm*
*normal voice mode too*
that’s a really good idea, and very hygenic as they’re disposable.
actually, that lends itself well to lolspeak:
is rilly gud ideer, ver hayjeeeeniks is dispowsubl.
Dee kitz, meezers, dat liv in furthest norf countee of U.S. uze dez when travll.
Comes with foolproof pop up timer, and pre stuffed with cheezburgers!
No, krazek kitteh. Is should be tinfoil HAT.
I is a sfinks.
I does not have a flavor. Go away.
ok, i is reddy…u pours on gravy now!
i am in yur baster bin, waiting for yur turkey
Hoo u callin a turky?!!
Brings to mind a line from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” when the Richard Dreyfuss character, lost in his truck w/his map, yells to a passing vehicle, “Can you tell me how to get to Cornbread?….TURKEY!!”
random! random! random! LOL’S
butterball brand plz
Kittek luks jes laik mai Newmans, and de ole boy wood doo that eggzact fing too.
Wif dat eggzact same ’spression on his faces.
STUFFINGZ PRZ
Okay I in turkey plate, now u gimmiez gravy n stuffin plz
Dat iz MOON CAT’s Eckxplorashun Veehickle himz yoozez wen himz landz. Himz waytin for deh controlz 2 b installded.
Dis caption is gud. Iz lik lolcat angri to defend tray.
to defeet eminy, u must thinks like eminy
I made you a pie but it eated me
lol Loree
Catloaf!
iz acshully only haffa catloaf… hims frunt pawz izn’t awl tuckededed underr!!
Haffa catloaf is better dan none…
Catloaf, no onyuns!
(In my house, full tuck catloaf iz called SLIPPERS)
dis littrbox having no gravelz?
I hopez dis egg hatch soon… iz getin’ hem’roid.
win!!!!!
yesyesyes!!! Much win an awsum1!!
I don’t get it.
kitters is sit ins roasting pan.
darez u jus TRY an put in hawt oben.
see wut hapin den.
Wudn’t it bee fun nxt Tanksgivn to put kitteh in pan, all tuckd up nicly, wif catnip mous in mouf, an present it at deh tabl. DAT wud get a rise outta deh homefolks, u betcha! An den, as Teho wud say, smil wied and yell “Soup’s on … CATSEROLE!”
Im reddi foar my bastin now, k thx
Iz dri… …bayste, plz, k?
plz sir – i not a roasts
frequently mistaken for a meatloaf
…but onlys up to poynt
(twenny ob dem, in fac)
Yes! Klibanz gud!!
heeeeeere turky truky turky.
wat u meen dey not com?
O hai Iz in ur pie dish kthxbai
no flamz plz – I’s could roast
turkey? wut turkey?
Oven cat says:
redy foar oven now kthx
Teh ovenz are too hawtz
I smell hot, juicy, errr……uhmmmm……KITTY!
Got the balls to take your pan back?
I’z in ur pan, waitin’ for ur bastin’
I MAED U A ROASTD LOLCAT.
BUT I EATED IT.
I’s brings da creem corm! An teh grein bein catserole.
Plz no stuffing k thnx
That would be a cat astrophie.
And if you mounted the back half on the wall, it would be a cat ass trophy.
win !!!
Plz no stuff me k thnx
No kitteh that’s mai potpie!!!
Kitteh is your pot pie!
im in ur roastin pan
nappin at room temprachure
Redy be stuffd wit de cheezbrgrz nao plz tnx
I onli leevs…aftar yu bayste mah harbles. kthx.
i r a chikkin
Resipee sez 350 digrees fr 1 hour. Lessee…if hafway is 180 digrees and all the way around is 360 digrees, 350 muss be turning to the 11:00 position, right? Now to wait…
Teho wins!
Cat not look too happy to be baekd.
i iz in ur roastin pan….. preheatin to three hundred and kitteh degreez
Your lasaniaz was delicious.
Try and stop me and your arse is grass!
OMG, I have those dishes! I have a complete set of vintage Hull Ware that my grandmother left to me. Mine didn’t come complete with Disapproving Kittehs, though.
Please see retraction of this comment….doh!!
Everybody loves Catloaf!
Quik! Sumeone call 911 mah littarbox has mulfunctiond!
This cat looks so much like mine! Put a box or container of any kind on the floor and she’s in it, waiting for the magic to happen.
Great picture! Thought of several captions, but these have stuck:
NOM NOM NOM OH HAI
I MADED U A TURKY
BUT I EATED IT
I IZ IN YOUR TXGIVG
EATING UR TURKIES
I IZ A TRUKY
PLZ GIVE ME UR GIBLETS AN GRAVEEZ
The first one WINZ because it is a HAIKU
Look me got neu sled for wintarz!
Oh Hai! Got news sledz eben if it is summerz now, will be readiez!
Well, I feels stoopid. Closer examination of the photo shows that the roaster is in fact made of foil. The way it caught the light, I thought it was dark-brown Hull Ware pottery. Bah, it’s Friday.
Kliban in action – Cat – often mistaken for a meatloaf
catserole iz reddy forz oven.
I has been ROASTD
I wuz WHYTE whn they putt me INN
Catserole recipeez: 1 lrge cat, 1 large pan, lolz for 20 minutez on hi
I iz an entree
“O I dare u put me in ovin”
multi-captions!:
plz 2 not b eyein mah drumstix thnx
u 4got teh baconz!
I no haz fetherz, I not terkey!
multi-comments
dis sleeeeepn playz NOT cumffy
neeeeedzzzz pilla plz – flufyr den ME, K??
dis 4 WHOOO – not thinxo, myne now – K?
doozis fing makes cheezburgers? NO? – yu go way now
tirkeburger NOT saym fing – NO WANT
is dis bukit? i neeeeedz bukit – fanku
Im in ur pan, waitin for dinner
OR
THANXGIVIN IS SERIUS BUZINES
i iz stuk.
remov from shiny contaner!
o hai, i ated ur turky k thx
Gotz my sled where my snowz pls?
Were da lazanya go?
Plz no mine me, jus put roas in pan, no onyums, kthx
I is kant see peektor :
Image gone. “Hey, whah happened?”
found it! fiiixed!
im in ur panz
eetin all ur turkeyz
I iz not OvenStuffer! No place in oven k ty
teh tin foil…
…i haz it
mah new bed sukes can i hav dis one?
Hrm, I AM CAT CHEEZEBURGER, fur yur dinnur
heerz yer betr capshun: i iz unercookd.
isnt dat betr?
goin to mars. brb
makes sense to me…I can cook myself…
Turky pozishun!
Turky pozishun!