I Has Noodls
…iz not so gret, aktuly
kitty: Q
photo: stuff on my cat
capped and submitted by: ScaredyCat
PASKETTI DINNER!?!
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“I’m Rick James, b****!”
Snap yo’ fangahs!
Teh winz!!!!!!!
OMG!!! That’s “Q” from stuffonmycat! She is the Queen of SOMC.
(I tri 2 rite sumfing funee layter, thxkbai)
All hail Q!
Yay for Q! I never comment here… but I just love Q. She is certainly the queen over at SOMC
…yes, but it is tastfully draped.
Omg kitti no wunt pazta, wuntid cheezburgur… wtf hoominz!!
Kittiz is NAWT HAPPI.
And before anyone says the kitty is deaf b/c is odd-eyed and white, the website is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd-eyed_cat
This has been a PSA from Elfinugget.
Back to your regularly scheduled Program: Captain WTF and The World Sucks Today.
its at noddlez on my cat .com
Iz dis teh pasketti dinnur fur teh littel calaco tabbee? She gon b most dispointud.
I think windowsill cat knocked pasketti onto this one
that’s OK: she nibble it off
Rpunzl, Rpunzl, let daown yur hayr! Or yur sketties, as the case may be.
is no rapunzel, is rick james !!! kittah is superfreaking out !!!
OK: maybe is both ;o)
eggzackery! Is Rapunzel kitty! Or maybe is Goldilocks…. luk owt for bears!!!
” I haz a flava, but some pesto would help “
Dis byootiful kitteh look lyke at leest one uff her eyzes is bloo so mebbeh she be deff in wun eer. Mebbeh dis kitteh can noe heer da hyoomins laffin at her. Poor kitteh!
(Leesa tryin teh hardd to noe laff at kitteh….tryin….hardd….mmmmfffffffmmmmm)
Laydeeee Godiva!
Or a vera white Cleopatra.
How u likes my impreshun of Boticelli paintings?
ARGH!!!
I had posted a “BEFORE ANYONE ASKS IF THIS KITTEH IS DEAF, READ THIS….”
ANd the post either didn’t go through or is in moderation
so I repeat….
go to Wikipedia…. type in “odd-eyed cat” and read.
Why Why u do dis to meh? Dats otay……Revenges ees ah deesh best surved coold.
( I r treknerd.)
spaghetti is NOT a dish best severed cold ! PLEH !!!
CBSB – ur right! Dats Q!!! Q are big starr on anudder site!!1! We lurv Q!!1!
i may looks liek Cher, but I no needs plastik sergery, i is pretty widout it.
blondes has more fun
reddy fur mah clozzeep!
MACRONI
im in ur colander, wearin ur vermicilli
iz fell prehtty oh soh prehtty!!!
All hale Q, the fabbulus kitteh from Stuf Onn Mye Catt! (aka http://www.stuffonmycat.com )
kitty remind me of white owl :O
Does no one else think, maybe, it’s not so nice to put wet spaghetti noodles on your cat’s head just for a laugh? Maybe? I’m just sayin….
This one makes me sad.
KITI TOLERAETZ NOODLZ.
For a second or two.
Then noodles be on floor… and kitty be washin’ her paws and snorting indignantly.
It’s OK. I also don’t think the noodles were dripping wet – they’d have to be kind of dry and sticky to hold on like that. Don’t worry. Plus, noodles not really bad for kitty anyway, kitty probably ate some later.
If mah kittez think is funny to jump out an bite my feets in the morning. Then I think is funny to put noodls on their head. Is only fair. Noodls be harmless. Biting not so much.
Note: I duz not own Q. It would rock. But I don’ts.
Nah, if kiteh no liky, kitteh b yowlen. Kitteh luk bord, not mad. iz ok kitteh, i thinks u iz pretay
y nooodels on mai hed. DO NOT WANT. noodels is for eatin not for wearins!
[actually chloe i think you’d find that if the cat had a severe objection to noodles on his/her head, the noodles would be off there pretty fast. Trying to get a cat to pose and sit still while doing something it doesnt want to isnt very easy)
all hail noodel kitteh
Iz David Bowie
I want this picture so badly… Can the owner of it please email it to me at rachel4missions@yahoo.com ? I have a Les Miserables idea for it that would be really funny. I’m willing to give you full recognition for the picture!
Thanks.
Madonna cat is not amused!
like me new wig? i am likes Britney Spears!
Pun cat sez diz gettin pasta joke now.
I gotz out of ur bowl…had 2 much ramen. This better uze 4 ramen. Gntlkittehs preefr blands?
Don’ haet me ‘cuz I beautifoo, kthxbai.
Q!!!
Dat iz not happy kitteh.
Cheezeburger better than noddlez
Kitteh iz clerely royaltee aktulee!
Dezerv respek!
Do not want noodlez!
Pic make kitteh sadz.
if it’s not so great give the pasketti to the cute little cat in the last picture!
“stoopid hooman….you is s’pozed to throw sketti at de WALL to see iz it dun…not at ME!!!! Sheesh!!”
yes, clearly dis sketti done, it be stickin.
Kitteh gots pasketti, no sawse! Oh noes! Kitteh gotsa has marnra an’ gratud parmuzun, then kitteh be happeh!
Oh, kittehs sumtymes LIKES noodlz!
Useta haf a beeg orunj tyger (lyke 20 poundses beeg!) who loveded sketti — specially wif red sauce.
Mebbeh dis kitteh upended da bowl tryin to get to the sketti!
i has a pasta
wate a meenute
somfin not righte
it wuz I that tooked yur ramenz.
Sorry if me rude but me full of PLEH not LOLs for dis. Plz can it be Photoshops tiem?
Kitteh looks sufficiently sad for it to be reals.
When my grandgirl was 18 months old, watching her eat pasketti was quite a treat.
First, she would string it across her high chair tray, presumably to cool. Then, it would go on her chest and down her diaper, sauce and all. Then she strung it on her, at that time, bald head.
We would be in STITCHES. She would give us a real WTF look. But, by golly, SHE HAD HAIR. and we would rejoice with her.
She left a greasy orange ring in the bathtub, too. Now that she is 6, she prefers paksetti with NO sauce, thank you very much, one meatball (do you know the song? we sing it to her), and on her plate or in her belly.
I LUV di pikshure.
Who pulled the “Stuff on My Cat” credit off this photo? That’s low.
I agree. It’s one thing to just not know where a photo originated, it’s another thing to actually go through the trouble of pulling the SOMC logo off. This is THE Q for goodness sakes!
And for anybody who is concerned by noodles on the cat’s head. don’t be. this cat is such a loved girl!
I found this photo on Google image search. It didn’t have a Stuff On My Cat credit.
I iz Cleo-CAT-ra
She who mus b obayed
Move along, nuthin to see hear, onli pasketti ackseedent
Bowie kitteh iz redee ta ROCK!!11!
Dis remindz meh, mah kitteh Lex LUVS pasketti–playn. When I be cookin pasketti for mah dinnur, I gets dun and bout to puts teh sawce on dere, and Lex be all, “Mummah? I can has ur pastas?” And I’m like, No, Lex, dis mummah’s dinners, you can has cat foo. And he goez, MUMMAH I WANTS UR PASTAS PEEZ RITES NOW!!!!!!
So I has to get owt his ’sharing plates’ (yogurt topz) and put chopt up pastas in it for hims. He luvs it.
And watermeloms too, but not on teh pastas.
WTF did I ever do to you?
Thanx heaps … ya jus made me inhale a chunk of Dove Bar! Perfect caption, really!
My older sister used to have a kitten named Allan Quartermaine that had 1 blue eye and 1 green eye. His fate? Purina Tire Chow.
Ohhhh, that’s …..eewwww. Poor kitteh waz rhoad kilz? Haet seein dah kittehs ded lik that, all flat lik deh floundr. Iz sad.
Does anybodee ‘member da Whoopi Goldberg standup rootines along time agos?
Dis mah long lukshuirus blawnd hair. ‘Cept she used a shirt.
I ‘membr dat! Won of her bettr bitz.
is nice, but i yasked for paskettios.
Awwwww the Q
MONA LISA!!!
DO YOU SEE THE STRIKING RESEMBLANCE??
Mona Kitty strikes again
Deys taekin teh hobbitz to isungard!
I iz Gwyniz Paltrow kitty!
Bo Derek
I’z Pastafarian
aktuly dis can be for mah madonna costoome in halloween…
what i has to go through fur you guys…
This is wrong..