BOWIE CAT
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more infos on heterochromia
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o noes
Ziggy Stardust!
NUTHIN’S GONNA TUCH U N THESE LOL-den YEE-HEE-EERZ…
Win!
Congratulations, you have won the internet.
Mah odd-eyed white kitteh is named Stardust fur this very reezon.
Mostly, we callz him Little Bastard tho…
“Ziggy Played Guitar”
NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!111oneone
eye em aydoorabull!!
…and you’re not
( …as in ‘I’m david bowie and you’re not’. I’m sure B! is also aydoorabul ;o)
WHOA.
O_o
Let me just pre-empt:
“Not necessarily!!”
And then I goes to bed, kthxbai.
the Spaghetti cat is an older version of the david bowie kitten ( check out the eyes!)
grwound contwol to majer tomcat..
Bowie cat is Bowie.
SO MUCH WIN right there. 5 cheezburgers, and I’d give you more if I could.
do you think it would have made a difference if it had said ‘hi, eye’s david bowie’ (eyes instead of i’z, as a hint to look at the eyes) or is that just dumb?
pretty eyes. I want a kitty like that!
Probably deaf. Usually, white cats with two different colored eyes are deaf. Some genetic thing. My wife’s friend had one several years ago. It was so cool to watch her do “sign language” with it!
Nawt nessissarily! Last kitteh wif odd eyez got a commint bout the defness. here, i save u truble.
frum here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odd-eyed_cat
Wiki sez…
“There is a common misconception that all odd-eyed white cats are born deaf in one ear. This is not true, as about 60 – 70% of odd-eyed white cats can hear. About 10 – 20% of normal-eyed white cats are born deaf or become deaf as part of the feline aging process. White cats with one or two blue eyes do, however, have a higher incidence of genetic deafness, with the white gene occasionally causing the degeneration of the cochlea, beginning a few days after birth.”
Iz one ear deaf sometimez. The bloo eye gene + white fur gene makes for the deafness, so some kittehs will have wurking ear on non-bloo side.
Actually, if the cat is male, the different coloured eyes would indicate that he is not deaf.
I had a cat just like the one pictured as a child. (male cat, good hearing).
Ummm– I have a cat just like this (only BIG) that needs a new home– she purrs VERY loudly and is NOT DEAF– d_odomok@yahoo.com if you’re interested– I rescued her but have too much cat hair alltogether. Would be willing to drive fair distance to place her in a happy home.
U not wanna drive 2 Canada. Don’t tempt me with a kitteh.
I haz fren frum grayd skool who had eyez like dis. She not deaf.
MY eyes are like that, and I am not deaf at all!
eh? wut’s dat?
Dis littel kitteh mayk meh happies. Luk at hes gloreeus wiskurs. Noe, reely, go bak up an luk.
C how dey graysfully an dellacatly spray owt frum hes cheex.
kitteh perchis da d-lux wiskur set
It be teh goblin king!
But wher ar shiney balls?
He gave them to Toby – Bowie Kitteh has no opposable thumbs to do awesome crystal juggling….
No shinybls for kitteh… only harbls
kitteh has lolrus wiskerz?
Let’s dance…
…aww. If kitteh is deaf, kitteh cannot dance to the song that’s playing on the radio.
Kitteh also cannot dance in deh streets.
Is okay, kitteh. Maybe you find nice crystal balls to play with. Mebbez crystal ball of yarn?
kitteh CUTE
Caption iz teh lame tho
just because you don’t get it … doesn’t make it lame. kthxbi.
Yeah it roolz, font duz too
Hah! Snap!
you doesnt knows “changes”? well… dats otay, i guess. you must been living in a caves like lolrus. i unnerstands.
time may change you… but you can’t change time…
if you don’t know who bowie is… watch this video or listen to the song
Bowiecat inspires Velvet Goldmine?
careful, i done 5 star’d ziggy stardust on guitar hero!1
All kittenspeak aside, I think I’m in love.
Agreed. This site kills me on a twice-daily basis.
Major Tom to ground control.
take ur protein pills n put ur halmet onz.
Mekkahuntakittens has teh up grayddd sybah opticks ffor betta pray finedengs.
i would have gone with something like, “BRB, lookin 4 spiderz”
That’s totally mah Serenitykat!
My kitties are indoor, so they do not have opportunity to find mousy to kill and leave for me as present. Instead, I get half-a-dead-spider, tucked safely in my shoe.
Isn’t she sweet?
Well, of cors! Kittehs hav to contribewt sumhows! Shooz very safe storraj.
Half-dead? You mean, still twitching? Oh no.
The only good spider is a DEAD spider!
Yep! My huzbund keepz sayin that “Spyderz r owr frenz.”
I say phbbbbbbt.
Next door naybor cumz ovah wit big spyder byte on her fase.
I say to huzbund–neener neener neener. Told u so.
Naybor sayz yah, her huzbund tries to say spyderz not do dat, but
doktor, sayz yep iz spyder byte
Kill it, I say.
I hez a kitteh wif too differenting colored eyez. Hims not dif. Hims big booytiful baybe.
See?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/256505127_d9da785525_o.jpg
Shez:
Your kitteh is very beautiful. Thanks for the link. I loves hims!!!!
I like his scarf! He looks like a french painter without the beret. Tres joli!
Such a byootiful kitteh! thx 4 link!
TURRRRRRRRRRRN AND FACE THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
CH CH CHEEEZBURGER.
Ha ha !! Thats so fawesome !! I love Bowie !!
ummm bowies eyes aren’t two different colors. He has one GIANT pupil so thats why it looks weird.
Nope, he has one blue eye and one greenish-brownish eye. The brown eye’s pupil is more dialated because darker eyes let in a bit less light than blue eyes. See: http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/artist_195×446/David_Bowie_-_artist_image.6235592.jpg
Nopes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie
“At one point, Bowie’s friend George Underwood, while wearing a ring on his finger, punched him in the left eye during a fight over a girl. … The colour of the irises are still the same blue, but since the pupil of the injured eye is wide open, the colour of his eyes are commonly mistaken to be different.”
http://www.answers.com/topic/eye-color
“Contrary to popular belief, David Bowie does not have two different colored eyes. One only appears darker due to an enlarged pupil, the result of an accident. (Bowiestyle, 2000). Both eyes are blue.”
Gots mah 3-D goggles on. UR fat.
…Thin White Duke?
iz return of thin wite cat
concert tickkits be $125
Where Iman? David Bowie still looks as yung as dis kitteh. Gawd If you happened to read my last post on Noodle cat I said i was drainkin? Well Ican has hangover remedy plz?
Tuff tooties, Melissa! hahahahahahahahaha
Try V8 or mato juice. mebbe wit some hayr of deh DOG?
I is verry symputhetik, huh?
hahahaha u funee. water an sleep. tried to eet, pleh. Where ah lives eet ees 12:21pm an has to go to works een 4 hours. But onlee for four hours. I manages resteerawnt. mebbeh ah comes homes an does eet agin!
You guyz R mean! You gotta feel sorrry for the drinker!
Hangover remedie???? do not drinkee so muches, sillie!!! Works ever time!
Hay, Melissa, iz ur tung all dried out? (Nxt tyme, eet deh proteen an drinks plenty watr … and tak a Stress Tab!) Bettr yet, sip yer tee (an knot Long Island Iced Tee, neither!).
U is killin me wit laffing. STOP!
His name was always Kitteh
As he’d shrug and ask to staaayaayayayyy
And she’d sigh like Twink the Wonder-Kitteh
And turn her whiskers awayyy
delish eyes, yumyum.
CAT BOSWORTH
my thoughts xactly!
Kitteh really sang
With two-tone eyes and fluffeh whiskers
Like some cats grows who can
He was teh kewt,
With a little pink snoot;
Came on with happy purrs –
Well-fuzzed, with a snow-white furs!
r0×0rs! More Bowie Kitteh lyrics!
well-fuzzed … AWSUM LiM
comment: david bowie’s both eyes are blue. just one pupil is larger than the other.
Yeh, dat be rite. Sum injuree or ‘nuther. My husban completly blind in deh left eye (run ovr by car as lil kid; crushd optic nerv) butt it lookz completly norml, ‘ceptin, of cours, he CANT SEE outta it. Has deh bootiful i’s, achully. Crazee bikr dude!
David Bowie got poked in the eye with a pencil as a kid and it paralyzed the iris so the pupil is always the same size.
True story.
Way?Q!
LOL LOL … i am seeing this site for the first time… holy hysterical
Me too, first time, cracked up… funniest site in my daily reads
“and i’ve been putting out fires
…
WITH GASOLINE!”
Kate Bosworth cat?!
I iz pruf of Life on Mars!
teh cat who loled the world
Lookin for mah sewpermodul wyfe, BRB
IZ THERE BE CHEEZBURGER ON MARZ?
My sister’s cat has eyes like this and we wanted to name him something Bowie-related. I came up with Suffragette Kitty. We call him Gette for short. Whee!
“Suffragette Kitty”…….LOL!
vry NICE!!!
Friend’s kitteh Taro suffered an eye injury when another cat dinged him in the eye with a claw. Taro recovered completely but with two now-differently colored eyes. The normal eye is green; the injured eye a distinct gold.
“David Bowie” kitteh is gorgeous!
DESU~
MOAR
BowieCat sez ‘Wear da eyepatch!’
I hope that David Bowie kitty didn’t get his eye messed up in a schoolyard fight… And ch-ch-ch-cheezburgers is the best caption this could ever have.
run! run! it’s kugo the cat!
lol i have diffent courled eyes. does that mkae me bowie too?
Wonderful kitten. I used to have a David Bowie’s dog.
By the way, he may have eyes with the same color…but it doesn’t seem so. Just look at his pictures. Watch his Life on Mars video on Youtube! I see two different colors. That’s how it appears to me. One is blue and the other is green with that immense pupil.
I dun get it…
Actually david bowies has both eyes of the same color. he had an accident and one of his pupiles cant change its size.
My cat looks exactly like this, same wierd eyes and everything. Like she’s stardust’s twin. except, her name is bailey. so wierd.
Look closer… Bowie has two blue eyes. I’m just sayin’.