WUT’S DAT? IT’Z CATURDAY?

OK, I NOT RLY SICK
lol, i try this all teh time. not werk.
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OK, I NOT RLY SICK
lol, i try this all teh time. not werk.
submitted by: schemppistan
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If not Caturday, tri deh clammy paw trik (a la Ferris Bueller) … dat *always* works on Mom!
O haha, I wuz j/k.. jus testin’ ya.
If dat wer me, I’s b liek, ‘nooos, catrday jus meanz moar chorez, moar needi humins, moar cookingz for dat huzbind b homez’ an hidez sum moars unner teh doovay. but yey for catz b comin 4 cuddlz, mekkin it awl okiez. even if dey jus wantz some brekfist…iz teh lief of a kitteh-humin momma..
omg Kitti reads Shel Silverstein? LOL
Awaknd cat starez menacinly til u turnz off teh lite n leevz.
i has had operation?
u wanna put dat therrmumeteh WHERE exactwee?!?! ok - iz nawt sick.
Barry White Kitteh sez “Can’t get enuf of yer luv babee…”
(Sorry, Iz wut played in mah hed when saw this piktur!”
I wuz reedin GWTW and practisin havings deh vaporz.
Iz all bettah now, no be needin the smellin saltz after awl.
“deh vaporz” - LOL!
MissScarletkitty … wanna get kitteh outta bed, jus yell, “Ashley’s home from the war!” an watch dat kitteh beet traks outta dat bed!
(Persunaly, i always thougt Ashley was an effeminat wimp … now RHETT, he be a rul man!)
Sorree … waaaay off thred, here!
Mebbe off thred, but OH, so TRUEz. Ashley–pzzzzpbht. Wuld not have made
Scarlett happy, noes. But RHETT, AHHHHHH, yes.
Iz like Bonanza–who wants liddle boy Joe? I alwuz wanted Adam. And he much
older than me. I not cares. Even wen I was 11 I not cares.
Ummm now u kind of noes about the scarletkitty thing, huh?
Dunno, Scarlettkitty, I was kinda hot for Little Joe! Liked Adam betr latr, wifout deh rug (Trapr John?). Hay, dis betr than LOLspeak … no one no what deh hell we talkin ’bout!
oh yes we does, ladiez!!!! We jus lurkin an laffin!!!
Ar! Ar! *snort* (wipes drool from corner of mouf) … what we bee anyhows? LOLfarts? LOLcrones? LOLzers (LOL + geezers)?
OHHHHH NOOOOOO……I’M MELTINNNNNNNGGGGGG!
Oooo, smart kitty is smart. ♥
I LUV CATURDAIZ ^______^
“What’s that? What’s that, you say? You say today is…Caturday? G’bye, I’m going out to play!” ~Shel Silverstein
Ya ya! Tis is a oed to Shel Caterstein!
Dat’s wut I wuz thinkin…ode to Mr. Silverstein. I miss him.
Onna nuvver thought…. ah gonna stay rite heres! Gonna lay here…waches da aristokittehs…. git ma a beers hoomin!
uh-huh yeah right.
but OMG fer 1ce in my life I c a cat that looks like a twin 2 1 of mine~that could b my siamese/russian blue mix. but it’s not. unless someone stoled her. KELLLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mah tummee hurtz
needz lots uf cuddle snuggles to maks better
I is havingk wurkday blooz.
LOLLis Buehller’s Day Off.
“bring mah MILK!”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy caturday every one }:3-
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watya sahinf ingo alsipia molik
dunnit’ tell me…ya’ Kant git’a’ good Persian bitwin’ da’ sheet’s …
Dun’ give me that “educatin’ Rita” look…is true…if yur really wantin’ an education…you may hav’ to sleep wit’ yur’ prafezor’…
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