plz no insert battreez

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I haz upgraded your phone!
I has teh Kitteh 5300. Does dis upgrayded mahdel comes wif blootoofes?
no batteriez needed…..iz spring-loaded!!
1) Put bead on deh target 2) wiggl deh butt to build momentum 3) POUNCE! Show ‘em how itz dunn, kitteh!
Wireless internetz?
I think, juudging by that kitty’s eyes, them batteries have been inserted.
Kitteh sayz: Iz no plug an play either. Iz wireless. Stick batereez or plugz in kitteh void waranteez.
U can has heeringz me now?
This kitteh is TOO CUTE!
Sorry I wasn’t more imaginative. It was early-ish in the day. Kittens slay me. Sometimes all I can manage is “CUTE!” (more or less shrieked out loud)
Hee hee! I too was rendered inarticulate by this ittybittykitty’s extreme cuteness! At least you managed to type “CUTE” - I was still stuck on “awwwww”!
Finully, I gots the kumpleat kitteh I ordurred…no sembly reekwired.
At first I read that as i6300 and thought, Gawd, Apple be comin’ owt wif iLolcats now too? STOP THE MADNESS!
iLolcatz: dey prettier dan da reglar kind, but costes much more moneyz. Also, dey make u look cool wen u ride the subway wif dem.
LOL, SarahD & gladys!!!! Does it come w/snazzy white earphones?
Of cors! How else peeple noes u spent too much monies?
I is here, u cans throw out last yeers models, kthxbai!
U tryz to insert battrees in me, and bandayds will be neededed.
I can think of 5 places that batteries can go in w/out bandayds…
I can onlee has recepshun in bedrum neer windoes.
U insort batreez n i decoreit ur deesplay wuf mah clawz n mah teef.
I can has typo. ‘wuf’ shud be ‘wif’. N stuf.
kittehs no need battreez, they r perpetual motion machines!
Kitteh 6300, wif da Soopersonic Buttwiggle featur, LCD Pounce-o-meter, an wyreless teknologeez dat enable himz to detect sound of cannopener at radious of three mylez.
Battrey life: Retaynz full charge from one can of catfuud for approximately 45 minutes. (Then, kitteh enteres ‘SLEEP’ mode for severl hourz.)
Haw ++++++++;D
But ah will need ta haf a cheezbuggah later…….
kittehphone
vailable in manee colorz
the onlee fone wif teef
SO CUTE! MOOOOOM! Pleez to be getting a Kitteh 6300i for my birday?
Will kitteh b in ur Fave Five?
Oooh! I can has cute kitty-shaped toy?
K, mebbe a AAA battry. Gently. While strokin harbls. Nice.
brand of dat battry iz cald thermomitur?;-)
celly cat iz watchin u communicate
No be needing battereez…
Kitteh’s is all solar compatable…
This has to be the funniest of the best.
I just saw this one some hours ago, and I`m still spontaniously laughing to my tears pop.
Hlp! Pls make it stop!