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Mousie sell mach stix on teh cornur cuz mousie nede to fede fambly. Pleeze mister kitteh, do not partayk of mousie. Let he goes hoem.
Butt furst, wil u bye a mach stix?
lolz u sed fambly
itz vampeer mousickle.. kitteh betah run!11!!!!!
pssst.. did u get the cheezburger like i ask?
nO!!! dont kill mr.mouse.
its not any fun
violins wuz nevah de answer! thaw shawlt knot kill de mousey!
Okay black velvet kitteh, don’t tell the others we are in cahoots. When the lolcats and lolmice rise up to rule the world, they will never know what hit them.
dis not goez well for mauzy. Kitteh already unsheathing hims fumb-klaw.
I can has friend?
[tumbleweed music]
thas frm “Teh Gud Bad an Ugleez”, peeps
doodle-oodle-oo, hwah hwah hwaaah
doodle -oodle-oo! indeed! too friggin funneh!!
Never, EVER, thot I wuld see this spelleded owt in LOLkittehspeak!
I agreez, too freakin funnee.
And purrfect for this pic.
Teho, when I read this laffing noises came out of my mouth and tea came out of my nose. You didn’t know you had that kind of power, did you?
And all day today I have heard the hwah hwah hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs in my head at entirely inappropriate times and more laffing noises came out of my mouth and I was so worried I was going to be fired.
so THANK YOU SO MUCH! I am thinking you and I need to be in a sort of lolcat western showdown because we are now arch enemies.
You didn’t know you had that kind of power, did you?
wel axshuly…
enyhows ur weclom. hehe.
That’s a beautiful black kittie…eat the vermin!
u meanie! hmph!
U could ex-scape if U start singin’ and dancin’
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gaaal
Send me a kiss by wiiire
Baby my heart’s MONCH.
HAHAHAHA!!!1! *thump* ow, fell dwn laffin
Oh noes!!!!1!
Iz a hoouge black hole in mah wayz…Iz gonnah be late to werk.
Meece: Oh hai kitteh. o u goona eet me now? sigh otay….. LOOK! A CHEEZBURGER! Kitteh: Haaayy wherd dat meecy goes?
Oh noes! Iz too much kitteh too fit inna liddul mowsee!
cute mousey! i think i shall call him “SNACK!”
How ’bout a liddle “rat-a-two-ee”??????
Mous sees lif pasing befor itz i’s … kitteh thinkin, “Mousieburger? Mousie fricasse? Mousie kabob?”
Bad Day in Black Rock for Mousie!
If it an Indian kitteh then it thinkin “Mouse madras? Mouse tikka massala?”
Mouse tandoori? Smackin mi lips at deh veree thot!
scene from “my big fat greek wedding”: mousekaaka?
Classic! Big fat cheezburger for Shaungrltoo (w/feta, of course)!
I lubs dat movie. I refer to it when I’s had a bad day.
Doan u luv the scene where I-an is introducd to the fambly: “This is Nick, and Nick, my cousin Nick, Nicky…” Hysterical!
Watch out kitteh, mousie eated geneticly engineered corm, hez mighty mouse nowz.
kitteh in big trubles!
Anyone ever hear of dat new icecream flvr? Is called Mouse Tracks….
(yulp)
I is goner.
an den mowsy sez…
You cross this line..you die!
That r too much kitteh 4 dat mowsee too eet all at wunce. Can mowsee has smoker?
mousie needs doggie… errr, kitty bag
lolmouse are singing lullaby to lolcat.
mouse: OH HAI JUST FYI I HAZ TEH AIDS.
is not the siyz of teh mous in teh fite, but teh syz of teh mouse in de cat. (hungry ≠ win!)
ah, yes–i used to chase yur type when i were younger….. now it jest takes too much engerny. yur safe liddle mousie.
lemme live and i’ll share my cheese!
herro taystee…
Hello dudes! I am a magical ostrich that will now grant everyone who visits my site three wishes! WOOOO!
Borka Borka
Rocksalot
i tink ur hed a splode — walk it offs?
Poor mouse.
He can die anytime! :’(
mowse is leik ‘i staiz heer n mebbe not ce me, ifn i staiz veeeeeery stiiill.’
kat is leik ‘iz mouthful wurf effrt tu movez free inch…hmm’
…no really …I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true…
Woah… I do a Google imagesearch for “oh noes” for a random email and I stumble upon a photograph I took of my cat Fluff in summer 2005! In case anyone is concerned about the mouse – she didn’t kill it, just stared until it eventually ran off (not before trying to dash up the leg of my jeans) so she just wanted to recruit mousie as her minion. Didn’t work though, mousie is a free agent.
cool