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I luv yoo treee, plz protekt me, kthx
That is one HUGE mouse. Kitteh could be havin mouse steaks for a week off that one.
fotoshop cat sez
use scale tool betters.
pepul – teh camra maek flat pix of full threedee everting. u not herds of foargrownd??
geesh
U evar herds of camras wit multipl focul pleinz? diz pikthur has dem!
Dis ar two diffrent pikthurz.
urm, yea, not focul pleinz, I tink focul lenght in ingliš?
It’s so much easier to take your testimony seriously when you speak like a human being.
I think it’s a hamster
ops hamburgers, and I am hungry but I cant eat right now But I can take a bath in the nude outside today instead
Mouse banged head.
Cat skeered of banghead sound.
omigawd wut a giantous mouse! plz no be eetin teh kitty!
Conversation:
Kitteh: Hey tree, didju see a mousie go by dis way? He a big mousie!
Tree (soundin like mousie): No mousies anywhere. Justus treeses.
A scene from Theif 8: cheezburgle suburbans edition
I’d play that!
Forgit mous … mous jus appetizr in deh banquet of lif; kitteh gotta bead on squirrl … now nice jucee squirrl fil a kitteh rite up!
Ooh, no no no. Skwirlz have big chizzly teefs, put big chomp-marks in kitteh sholder if kitteh no careful. Put big chomp marks in mummah’s bank balanz, too, to get kitteh patched up.
could, of course, bees feeld ratz.
I hads a fambly of feeld ratz dat livd …**UGH!!** in mah windersill… (We kot dem awl and den I seeld it up) Wuz mummarat and four ratlingz.
Mah kittiz wotchd dem frum teh doorwayz az teh ratzis kamed and went frum der hoam in mah windersill…. Dem ratzis blaytintly sittingz and hasingz snaks on teh “repelz any rodint” ultrazonik fingy I bottid ….
Mah kittiz had naymz foar da ratzis.
Der wuz Brekkfizt, Lonksh, Dinnarz, Znakky, and OMG DATZ A BIG FRIKKIN MOUZY!!
“ratlignz” … *snorts coffee thru deh noes* (dang, that hurts!)
Had two littl mouses dat wanderd in thru deh garag; cudnt stand to kill ‘em, so I gotz dem sticky traps and snagd one rite away. So I took him into deh backyrd (nxt to woods), pored oil on deh trap an pried deh squeelin mouse off deh trap wif a pencil … he took off an nevr saw him again. Butt cudnt catch other mouse so got deh ultrazonik fingy an it actooly worked … chasd other mouse outta hoam. We also hav no bugs!
plz to tell moar bout ultrazonik thingy – duz it bothr teh kittehs?
Bought min at Kmart … deh jus plug into wall and emit a low ultrazonik whin that driv rodents et al crazy. Not sur ’bout the kitteh and puppeh cos am currently kitteh and puppeh-less (thank u, alergic husban!). What say u, Elfinugget?
is sownds awsum – i has three kittehs so mebbeh they DO NOT WANT teh ultrazonik noiz tho.
It’s not supposed to bother cats and dogs, just rodents and buggies.
My advice: google “ultrasonic pest control” or something and see what comes up … you can also look at like Lowes.com or Homedepot.com for info. Honestly, this one didn’t work at alll, that rat sat RIGHT ON IT and snacked away!!
I finally set humane traps and had a pest-control service come remove the rats. They took them live, but I can’t speak for what happened to them later.
Dos ratz hav a meen streek, doan dey? Maybee dey snackin on GMO corm an all nuklear powrd, glo-in-dark ratz w/red i’s an pointy teefs. If so, pest contrl peepl probly had to taser dem 1st, jus to subdu dem.
(sorry, Elfi, just in one of those silly moods … rats nothing to joke about, I know)
Ihadz hooge meece fambl in ma haouse, srlsly….. runnin across da room een daylites! Huzban found nest wif bebeh meeces..ah dunn wanna now wuhe did wif em.
why pest gotta be cute?
Hahaha, I love it. Thank God for this site or I would die at work.
Ignoring Cat….is ignoring you.
(Personally, I’d LOL if someone did a series of Photoshops of this cat ignoring things like marching bands and tanks and stuff. : ) )
Marching bands makez meh lawl.
(I second photoshop idea)
brilliant !!!
I third!
o ya ignorings sumpin liek dis, kibycat?
uh oh… i think my comment led to Spamusement getting overloaded… sorries!
I’ll keep trying the link, Teho. Thanks for the thought. : )
omg KibbyKat, sooooo much teh funnys! I think you just came up with idea for your new ‘blog. Yays!
Mah mumma had problimz wif mowzis in da hows wun tyme
She puttid owt da poyzin.
Onetyme her boyfrend Steve kame ovar and wuz lyk, whut foar dinnur?? I zwar, him iz lyk giant skwab-burd, haz fethurz and kan fly juz fyne but ztill makez mummah feedz him…
Anywayz, az him azked whut foar dinnur lyk him a giant skwab…
Dis lil mowzy camez stagguringz frum bahynd da kowntur… lurchd all ovar da flore, kame to a ztop at Steve’s shoo, skweekd rilly lowd, and falled ovar ded.
He wuz lyk WTF?!?!? Mom wuz lyk, well, derz mowzy. Or yu kud juz go to rezurint and eet ur own fuud kuz I nont gots enuf munny for feedingz mah KIDZIZ let alown u big zkwab who nevar payz me bak. Zo if u wunt me to kook fuud, yu kan hav mowzy wif pazta, kuz dat’s whut I GOT.
Him tooked uz ALL owt to dinar dat nite. LOL.
Elfi’s mumma = FULL OF WIN and much, much awsum. (Wud like lessons in sqwab-managemint frm Elfimumma–gotz a couple o sqwabzez of my own.)
Lissen, u reily gotta stop makin me spew coffee thru deh noes … hav mercee. Elfi, u rock!
(Evry fambly got won losr evrybody else jus toler8 … mus be writ down somwer, lik a Murphy’s Law or sumthin, or maybee deh 11th Commandmen, “Thou Shalt Hav One Butthol Per Fambly.” Sum of us got moar den dat!)
Finch caught a housie-mousie, it were dead but I didn’t want him to eats it. I traded him a piece of lamb jerky(his fave) for it. After the hummingbird incident, I figured he wouldn’t trust me, but he accepted the trade and was happy. He even came to me the next day with BIG spider(unharmed) and we traded. Spiders are on the catch-and-release-program at my house. Good Kittles!
Wut duz hooj mowuss say to kittehz?
“Heeer, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh!”
You’re so kewl elfinugget.
*hugzez*
dis ANUVER awsum.
hilee refynd u-winium 238.
I haz erfkwake kit in garage, ‘cuz I livez in da Terminator State – foodz, ‘n’ waterz, ‘n’ blankiez, just in caes Da Big Wun happenz.
Smart to hav erfkwake kit. Not so smart to hav stuff in thin plastik bagzez inside nice, chewy-able cardbord boxiz.
Micez breed REAL good on pasta and choklet chipz.
Can knot freez-dri micez? They bee proteen. Mouslent Green?
*coffee out da nose*
Mouselent Green!! So much awesome! Thx fur da laffs!!
“Micez breed REAL good on pasta and choklet chipz.”
This=good lyfe lesson! I bout got busted at werk for snortin too loud!
actumally…(ikky story approachin)
Few yrs ago, tooked cake-decorating class. For cake-decorating class, need ‘practis frostingz’–maid frm Crisco, powdrsugr, couple other fings i forgit now. Practiz frostingz wuz in big heavy-dooty Yupperware contayner. Not lyte little disposimable yupperware, not leftover-yogurt-container yupperware: da big thick plastik gallon-contayner kind.
Cayme home from last caik-decorating class, & for sum reason left bag of suppliezes in mummaz garage. 4gotabout bag for couple weekz. Went out 2 garage…
1. Had nevernever seen so many mowzyturdz in mi LYFE, as waz in dat bag.
2. ‘Mmber dat hevvyduty Yupperwair? Whole bottum an sydes full of ittybiddy teef-markses, an one corner of bottum EETED RIGHT THRU. Practiz frostingz allgone, to say da leasts. Never seen mowzys get dat serirous about ANYFING. Jus trying to magine how many mowzys swarmeded dat contayner jus makes me go all HEEBLYJEEBLYHEEBLYJEEBLY. Much EEEWWW.
An today’s Gross Out Award goes to ….. GLADYS! Yow! Can u imagin deh sugr rush thos mousez had??!
and how FATTY deyz got!
And the CAVITEEEZ!
we has mowzeys in garij too. Kyoot, but leevs littl pooz everehwher.
In my house we gets attic-rats when outsides has rainy. We can hears them scurrying around up there, making a lunches out of precious fambly heirlooms and leaving a poops on Li’l Lessizmoar’s storaged bebbeh clothes. Kitteh can hears them too; stares up at ceiling accusingly for hours at a time. If attic-rats ever falls through ceiling (maybeh through Celing Cat’s observations hole), kitteh will be readys.
We has a hole on side of howse what needed tuckpoyntingz. Burrdeez (okay, I HOPE it just burrdeez–not no raccoonzez or puppi-size ratses or nopossums) builded nesteses in hole. Now SnickaKitteh sits on floor, strait underneath where hole is…..an just starez at wall, an MEOWZ. Sumtimes him sniffs, too–lyke mebbe somebody tasty on other syde, if onleez kitteh could get thru drywallz.
I lurvez my SnickaKitteh but I drawz da line @ knockin of holeses thru the walls for himz.
monorail mouzee say, where dat turbo buttn? don wan scarey kitteh eyez see me!
For berfday, mowse whant bigr tree.
forgetfuls cat iz forgetting were hiz SUV is parked.
remembefuls mowz is not telling.
or
” the adventures of poorly camouflaged mouse and myopic kitty ”
or
” greedy kitty says ‘now that I’ve treed this mouse, shall I tree another for desert?’”
or
” a mouse in the tree is worth two in the … ”
or… not. ok brb
Okay, all you peeples. Now us haz reely dun it! U made me choke on my maapel
and brown shuger flavereded shredded wheetzes. And dat reeely hurtz!
I iz laffing and choking and snortin stuff owt uv my nose, thank u all verry much!
We had mowsies in owr campr once. Dey eet EVERYFING. including mattrusses and flamingo lites. and food and toylet paypers and dey pupz on dishus. dey haf NO mannrs at all. Eet dat mowsy, kitteh, EET heem, I say.
He dezervs it. It was so muches of wurk to wash everyfing in camper.
Senior Moment Cat says, “I know I came over here for something. What was it?”
FTW!
LOL, KibbyKat. I took my eldery Aussie to the Vet for routines. Vet say does she go into a room and it seems she is confused like she can’t remember what she was doin? I said, Doc, that’s me, not the dog. Got a snort from him.
Ha! From me, too!
Have you ever put your car keys in the freezer? THAT’S when you know you’ve gone ’round the bend!
I’ve put them in the fridge on purpose. When I go to someone’s house and we shop for groceries/cold items, I put my keys on the items I need to remember. Can’t go nowhar w/o dem. Works evar time.
Y’know, Shaun, in a very weird way, that’s just brilliant.
I haven’t done that, but I have nuked a snack, tossed the plate in the bin and the package in the sink.
In my defense, it had been a very very long day.
No, darksquall, that’s just part of the human condition … all are circuits are overloaded and we take it out on inaminate objects like, oh, FOOD!
U guys are just great.
Brilliant. ♥ Love and adore. ♥
radeeoh teem two – terget kitteh achoired an movin into kill zon – commens fyre!
Wen Iz frist akwired 3pak ‘o yard an’ grodge kittehs, da hol ghettoed nayberhud hadms ratz probems. Iz sterted fyndin “re-manes” n ful tummd, tyrd, happe kittahs. No mo ratz! Luvs mi kittahs! Got 4 pak now twos!
Shreddid weetzis out the noze…wow. Dat sounz…abrasive.
(okay, idunno how dat commentz made it alldaway down here. wazn’t eeven gonna postit but suddenly here is. Weeeeeird.
Now. Az I was TRYN to say, before Teh Weerd tooked over:)
Mah neybrhood gotz ratzes too. BEEEEEG ratzes. Eeven outsyde-kittehs don’t mess wif dese ratzes….dey big-lyke-PUPPIEZ ratzes. Saw one in yard one day, screeeeemed like bebeh. Wuz very embarrised but…Rat wuz size of PUPPEH! Don wanna be eetsnax for rat!!!
I knows wut u meen, Gladys. My shredded wheetzes comment wuz sposed to nest.
I not onlee did NOT nest, but it did not even show up for 2 dayz!
I wuz all like WTF, ware did it go?
Den, later, DERE IT WUZ. Just like that–myracal.
You can catch mousies in a 3 gallon bucket too (not the lolrus’s bucket, i hope). All you has to do is put a sheet of paper on top of the bucket with a blob of peanut butter mixed with birdseed in the middle of it. Now prop an 18″ ruler against the bucket. That’s all. Next morning, you got a mousie (maybe more than one) in your bucket. Take them to the nearest field and set them free. OK so maybe you catch the same mousie over & over, but no traps, no sticky stuff, and no poison. Makes everybody happy. kthxbye.
That is good advice! 5 bargars!
Thx so muches for hoomane removals of mouselettes!!! I kant hurt dem….but dis way, I can feel muches bettar!!!!11!!!!1!
kitteh: I herd sumtin!
mousey: no mor beens fer dinnar.
you runs up higher and keeps da look-out.
dey’ll NEBER suspekt we werking togethfur on dis one, lil buddy!
duz this kinda look shopped to anyone? not dat it matters, juz coorius
Yeah, the lines on the tree are really clean. I couldn’t tell if it’s ‘shopped or if it’s just a kitty farther away than the tree or what. Either way, is a cute pic… even if it IS ‘shopped.
Yeah, kinda. I did notis dat.
learnt to escape like a squirrel
close your eyes, Mr Mouse! Then you will be invisible!
Is regular size mouse. Small kitteh, methinks.
the mouse is obviously trying to get a good vantage point to watch ACDC with the cat
At my mumma’s howz, we used to have znayk in da bazemint. Old farmhowz, bazemint wuz durt and kreepy wif zpydarz and krawlyz… but znayk iz ok. Him wuz a blak ratznayk, mebby 5 feetz lawng. When znayk not der, we had mowzy problim. When znayk der, NO MOWZY PROBLIM EVAR. Him livd in da bazemint duringz da wintur, him have VARY gud eetingz, sinc der be lawtz of mouzyz in wintur.
We nevar see da znayk, cept wun tyme. Sumtymez we fynd zhed skinz, but never sawd da znayk.
I fink znayk iz bezt solushin to any mowzy probim. Juz git znayk. Znayk tayk karez of evryfing, u not needs to werry. Znaykz vaary shy, wunt to hyde. Dey no lyk be bothard. Not zkary at awl.
–Elfi
I can has mishon impozible theme tune?
Yes, you can has.
dump. dump.
dun dun dump. dump.
bum bum dump. dump.
dun dun dump. dump.
bum bum BEEBLEDOO!
BEEBLEDOOOO!…
THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT! I’m pretty sure it isn’t though…
That is Awesome. XDD Kudos to Mike.
[...] and sumday u gets dem [...]
I am one with the tree…
[...] dis nawt da furst tiem dat da mouse trikked u. [...]
photoshopped.
duh.
[...] u iz nawt as lukee as diz mouse. [...]
[...] u iz nawt as lukee as diz mouse. [...]
Tis kitteh iz oblivious to the fat mouse behinds itz back
TERN AROUNDZ!!
[...] i sew wish i wuz invizibl. [...]