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did i heard can openrrrr?

did i heard can openrrrr?

photo thanks to: sarkasmo and her husband’s brother’s cousin’s cat bella

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Betsy

I hipmnotist. Luk into mah eyz. U is getting vry sleepsy.

lowly grunt

oh, kitteh…. iz wurrrrkinnnnzzzzz……..

 
 
 
PlainJane

OK! Icansmellit …. CHEEEEZBURGRRRR!!! Wherrrr izit? GimmeecheezburgerNOW!!

 
 
scarletkitty

Iz ther tunas? Must be tunas. Mummah? Mummah? MUMMAH! I hears that
sownd. FEED ME. TUNAS.

 
cheezburger

dis me with doritos chips…

*rrriipp*

Y HALOOOOOO

 
peagle

45º cat is stealin’ ur anglez

 
Teho

posibul maek dis into merchs? liek tshirtz mugz aprinz flagz boatz nashuns?
(ok mabey nots mugz.)

 
cmerry

I wantz beyohs, teddi beyohs…

brinnann

DANZIN’ teddi beyohs! dey do teh can-opener danz! n dey say gimme teh gushy fuuds.

 
 
 
 
Benny & Joon's Meowmie

That looks like my Joonifur!!

Eeets sew cuuuuuuuuuute!

 
allykatt

oh, lolcat! you do calisthenics!!

 
cmerry

me hearz cupcake pan clatteh and me comez runnin..
dis bebe he thinx if only all werld can luv da happie can opnr souwnd we can hold paws an sing an acheezv werld pease
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 
Charity F

Decaf? What dis decaf uv wich u speek?

 
elfinugget

OhMAN that’s a f’d up reference right there.

 
 
 
 
Melissa

Rrun run run run inna kichen. Happitail at attenshun! What it is momma? AWWWMAAAANN! Ees Pork n beens. Pleh. Stoopid Momma> Hay wait….I can has da Pork part?

 
monkeypants

ooohhhh…..meh kitteh is always at attenshon when she heerz can oppeneen zoundz…if shez bin haidingz i just hit can of kitteh fudz w spoonz or krak oppen the kanz and kitteh appearz lik MAJIK!!!!

 
pyrit

I beez leenin towr uv keetza, in Idduly.

 
kimxz0r

This cat need be wrappd in italics tagz.

LOLDemon

Yes. Iz Italics Cat: Teh Seekwul.

 
 
KibbyKat

Oh, hai. Nothin’ to see here. Move it along. Srsly! *kitteh goes back to plotting mayhem*

Anonymouse

Ooooo….whassat ober dere?

 
 
 
shaungrltoo

So winz!! Enoki say it must be teh tuna evar timez, mommie? No, iz black beans. Plech.

 
D.R.

oo is it times to eet yet?

(this is my dog every single second.)

 
Tiny Cheezburger & The Catburger

This was The Catburger, just last night. Mind you, he had already eaten his dinner an hour before.

I was opening a can of beans (to make bean salad) with the hand-crank can opener, and: “HAI!” *happitail* “IS FOR MEEH?” “No, kitteh, is beans. You no eat beans.” “Ok, momma, I go back to bedroom now.”

Two minutes later, after rinsing and draining the first can of beans, I open another. Magic Catburger appears again. “Hai momma, I just KNOW that one is for MEEH.” “No, kitteh, is still beans.” *siiiiiiiigh* “Ok, momma, I go back to bedroom again. Stop teezin.”

Third can of beans is being opened … no Catburger. So I was left to make the rest of my dinner in peace, figuring he learned that I had nothing for him. But when I sat down with my meal, out from nowhere comes The Catburger. “Y, HALLOOOOOOO THAR. Got somefin’ fur meeeh?”

Him Catburger is has a one-track mind … all routes eventually lead to his belli.

Cottleston Pie

So either all men have a cat chromosome, or all cats have a man chromosome.

kittahmakemeschneeze

DING, DING, DING!!!! We haz a winnah! Give dis commenter a greet beeg cheezburger.

 
Teho

thpppppppppppppp.
now war iz lonchs?

 
 
 
CaptSpaulding

Is dat Cheezburger inna Can?

 
kdawg

hahahahahahaahhaahahahahaha

omg

i never comment

but so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 
 
MooJu

Protractor kitteh, demonstrayts perfikt fawrty fiyv dugree angleness.

 
jeninmaine

Wot is wrecked-all exam?

o_O

 
Galactic Chick

something not go right at kyropraktor

 
pip

I iz keelin’ ofer wit da hungah! feed da kitteh!

 
Kittydew

Gotta say, VERY good choice of font… PUSSYCAT the font for Kittehs!

 
a kitteh

iz needz cheezburgrz!!!

 
frodo441

after all I’ve been through, I have to listen to this shit again

 
 
eandj

dood i herd it too!
>.> <.<

 
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