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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I hipmnotist. Luk into mah eyz. U is getting vry sleepsy.
oh, kitteh…. iz wurrrrkinnnnzzzzz……..
Wat u got der? iz fro me?
OK! Icansmellit …. CHEEEEZBURGRRRR!!! Wherrrr izit? GimmeecheezburgerNOW!!
O RLY?
Iz ther tunas? Must be tunas. Mummah? Mummah? MUMMAH! I hears that
sownd. FEED ME. TUNAS.
dis me with doritos chips…
*rrriipp*
Y HALOOOOOO
45º cat is stealin’ ur anglez
ÜBERWIN! My new favritest!
posibul maek dis into merchs? liek tshirtz mugz aprinz flagz boatz nashuns?
(ok mabey nots mugz.)
but hims not doin teh danz
hims BOUT to.
I wantz beyohs, teddi beyohs…
DANZIN’ teddi beyohs! dey do teh can-opener danz! n dey say gimme teh gushy fuuds.
That looks like my Joonifur!!
Eeets sew cuuuuuuuuuute!
oh, lolcat! you do calisthenics!!
me hearz cupcake pan clatteh and me comez runnin..
dis bebe he thinx if only all werld can luv da happie can opnr souwnd we can hold paws an sing an acheezv werld pease
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Decaf? What dis decaf uv wich u speek?
CHUD cat will eats u
OhMAN that’s a f’d up reference right there.
i don git it
doan wury. ’sokay.
HAHAHAHA
Rrun run run run inna kichen. Happitail at attenshun! What it is momma? AWWWMAAAANN! Ees Pork n beens. Pleh. Stoopid Momma> Hay wait….I can has da Pork part?
ooohhhh…..meh kitteh is always at attenshon when she heerz can oppeneen zoundz…if shez bin haidingz i just hit can of kitteh fudz w spoonz or krak oppen the kanz and kitteh appearz lik MAJIK!!!!
I beez leenin towr uv keetza, in Idduly.
This cat need be wrappd in italics tagz.
Yes. Iz Italics Cat: Teh Seekwul.
Oh, hai. Nothin’ to see here. Move it along. Srsly! *kitteh goes back to plotting mayhem*
Ooooo….whassat ober dere?
Or iz it mah tunnaituss akting up?
So winz!! Enoki say it must be teh tuna evar timez, mommie? No, iz black beans. Plech.
oo is it times to eet yet?
(this is my dog every single second.)
This was The Catburger, just last night. Mind you, he had already eaten his dinner an hour before.
I was opening a can of beans (to make bean salad) with the hand-crank can opener, and: “HAI!” *happitail* “IS FOR MEEH?” “No, kitteh, is beans. You no eat beans.” “Ok, momma, I go back to bedroom now.”
Two minutes later, after rinsing and draining the first can of beans, I open another. Magic Catburger appears again. “Hai momma, I just KNOW that one is for MEEH.” “No, kitteh, is still beans.” *siiiiiiiigh* “Ok, momma, I go back to bedroom again. Stop teezin.”
Third can of beans is being opened … no Catburger. So I was left to make the rest of my dinner in peace, figuring he learned that I had nothing for him. But when I sat down with my meal, out from nowhere comes The Catburger. “Y, HALLOOOOOOO THAR. Got somefin’ fur meeeh?”
Him Catburger is has a one-track mind … all routes eventually lead to his belli.
So either all men have a cat chromosome, or all cats have a man chromosome.
DING, DING, DING!!!! We haz a winnah! Give dis commenter a greet beeg cheezburger.
thpppppppppppppp.
now war iz lonchs?
Is dat Cheezburger inna Can?
hahahahahahaahhaahahahahaha
omg
i never comment
but so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I are hypnotized.
Protractor kitteh, demonstrayts perfikt fawrty fiyv dugree angleness.
Wot is wrecked-all exam?
o_O
something not go right at kyropraktor
I iz keelin’ ofer wit da hungah! feed da kitteh!
Gotta say, VERY good choice of font… PUSSYCAT the font for Kittehs!
iz needz cheezburgrz!!!
after all I’ve been through, I have to listen to this shit again
[...] wuz it teh can openr? [...]
dood i herd it too!
>.> <.<
Wow my friend has a black cat (aka basement cat) that will wait just until the can lid is off before coming out of no where and litterly tackling the can so everytihng spills on the floor, eats what he can while we’re still recovering from shock about the surprise, then grabs the can and drags it downstairs before we can get to him. He’s evil, and he’s smart… Too smart….