i’s so making this my currents *swishes hair*

Wich paw has moe flavah?

dey leff out DOGfood bi misake! litteh box not cleen! Ohh wayte.. bedroom doar open.. me leeve “message” on duvet an dis neveh happin agayn me garantee yew dat!

I’s in ur movies
Becomin a much sawt aftur chyld stah

(when I outgrowws mah kewtniss, neckts stop: prawstitushen)

Howm Alowns poestar wuz frm Ebfard Munchy. is ohmajj.
i can has culcher.
hmf.

Home alone squashed-face Kitty later grew up and got arrested in Oklahoma on drug possession charges.

watch out, lolcat! you’ll get catnapped!!

Dems small humins make fayce at meh?!!? I makes fayce back. PLEEEEHHH

(an dey gets der ownz roomz and der ownz beds and sitz at tables..*muhtters*..I stil kewter tho..)

C’mon, we not *that* stoopid … u pluked dis kitteh off the wall, rite nxt to deh stuffed moose hed! We not were borned yesterday, y’know!

Whut u meen I no can has cheezburger?!

Oh hai…. Ahs eeting gahbage an wacchin rubbishes….. ahm in ur room goin thru u peersonal stuffs… bettah comes uot an pounns meh….( I’ve seen that movie toooo many times..)

Diabolical Cat twirls his whiskers, as the train approaches the damsel tied to the tracks.

Oh Noes. I has bad bref?
I can had limburger cheese?

U tink we dun know Photoshop.

No burger for you, Mr. Man

“U tink we dun know Photoshop.”

What? You mean those big white letters weren’t in the original photo? O_o

Oh noes? I be thrilled if I wuz hoam aloan! Hehe.

Happy Cat has not aged well

oh noe derez a spider

someone skwish it pleez

them are ickey

BEST LOLCATS EVAR

pheh pheh

IF YOU DONT GET IT, AN HERO

eye kant believe ish not buttah!

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I think a better caption would have been “nyah nyah, you can catch me. pfffft!”