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Cheezburger Network Blog
Um, I’ll hav, oh, one double cheddarkitteh, wif deh beer-battered harbls, and 1 milk curd, to go. Oh, and throw in a hot apple squee, 2.
delivery kitteh not imprwessed wif tip
Orangy bebekitteh winz the $$10,000,0000 Extreeem Qewtness Gamez. Him getz lotsa cheezburgerz dat way. And endorsement deelz, too!
I fynd dollah in middel ov rode.
Git outta dere, kitteh. Runn 2 teh sydewok.
(I always gets so nirvis whin I is dreyeving an I c kitteh or doggeh hangin owt on 2 neer teh street. I want 2 go get dem an tayk dem bak hoem!)
mee2, CBSB–we gotz all kindz of kittehz running round our nebberhood, an evvytime I see one I wanna scoop him up. There have been a few timez I didn’t scoop when I shoulda, an bad things happend to them kittehz.
Sawry 2 heer dat, gladys. I’z lukkie. I’z nevur sein badd fings happin 2 kittehs ov witch I did knot scuup. Butt I wil keip in mynd an tri 2 scuup when kan.
I always gets nirvis when I sees dem, too. I try to shoo them away from danger!
Kitteh gotz him some big ol’ feetz. Gonna need LOTZ of cheezburgerz when he grow up.
i havin meedyum shayke, uh chikin thing, samich, uh burger wif small fryse, and um lots uf napkinz cus i has paws, no feengers. Tank youu. I dribe froo nows.
Iffyoo gotz no feengerz, how u dryve carr? Gotz no kneez, eether…AN yoo a BEBEKITTEH, too!!!
Occifer! Oscifer! Dere’z a kitteh in da drive-froo an I don think he gotz a lerner’z permit yet….
sry i cant evn see teh wurdz cos
LUVS TEH KITN!!!
teho cant handle the squee
Dooz u haf chanj fer a dollah?
u not wants 2 know what kitteh haded to do 4 cheezburgah munnie.
~ or ~
Wimpee sayz, “I wuld gladlee pay yoo Toosday fer a cheezeburger tooday.”
fur teh win!
I has a money!
i has a dollah, i has a dollah, i has a dollah hey hey hey hey!1!1!
No, no! I want a CHEESEBURGER, ONION RINGS, and a LARGE…ORANGE…DRINK! Do you hear me? Drink! A large, orange DRINK!
GAAAAAAHH!!
*squealing tires*
*deafening crash*
*sound of broken glass*
Iz sik, butt I laff anyhows!
There’s something about drive-thrus engineered to *drive* you insane … how can you place an order when the only thing coming out of the squawk box is, “Can I…SCREECH!…ord….SCREECH!….fries with….SCREECH!” Srsly!
Bebehkitteh goin thru dreyv-thru?
kitteh needz dollah 4 pool game
U means i can only has one cheezburger for a buck? But i iz a really cute kitteh, doesn’t dat mean nufin?????
i think maybe there is something wrong with what the kittah says.
is “i has a money. gimmeh dollah menu” more right?
but on the other hand, what kitta says kittas says, and then its right.
Gonna taek kitteh long tym pay bak gamblin debt. I told im shudda stik wiv 2 pair. He dunna lissen an now theyz got kitteh syzd sement booteez al reddy.
AH dollah fives? Tacks? Wut ees tacks? ah dunna wunna tacks! MAAAAA! I needs moar munnees!
PlainJane mek me laff @ 1 milk curd!
Me too!
…and doan forget deh minced beef! Hold deh mayo.
reminds me of my gf:D:D
Look at me! I has fame! horray for me!
Thanks guys
as for the pic info, it was already on the builder
CONGRADALASHENS, bagel! U dun gud. Heer’s a dollah fur ur trubbels.
and heres a dollah for ur TRIBBLES!!!
Is you has dollah two? I can has cheezbrgr an’ milkshake!
numnumnum chonklit!
AAAWWWHHHHH
Him wants to buy him’s own cheezburger!!!
how cute/sad?
kp
does u gots a money? u does? i buyz u cheezburger anyway, u so cute.
I has monee, now where dat ice cream man?
oH Ho!! Tunces the Drivng Kittan’z orfspreeng!!!! Tunces Jr!! So much Lolsum!!!
Oh noes! Teho got marmaladitis agen. Teho need resuscicationsh.
Ah werks hard for teh monies
So hard for eet honey
Ah werks hard for teh monies
So yous better treats meh with cheezburgers
Hehe, poor kitty doesn’t know about tax. Now he just needs about 6 more pennies!
“Do ne won has 6 pennies?”
nd a large dr.Catnip, kthxbai
HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want a dollah menue cat
lol
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