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I love that I live in a world where something like PawSense is for real.
Now if they could only develop a way to keep them from peeing on my keyboard!!!
CAT-LIKE PEEING DETECTED
Teho: I need that warning for my basket(s) of clean laundry.
(Bastien… damnit… COULD YOU JUST GO ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING?!?! )
…more helpfully, you might try something like this. Right now they’re available at Newegg for about $30 shipped (that’s USD).
(I am not a representative of either Newegg or Adesso)
harrumph. we tink it anti-cat capitalism run rampant. we had to go out and get meow-recognishun software when dey came out wif dis invenshun.
Maybe you need one of these to protect your computer against the depradations of little Miss Rikki.
With Rikki I’d need more than software. I’m envisioning a 24″ robot nun, with pneumatic ruler-swat action. It’d be network-aware, too… y’know, with a port for standard CAT-5 cable…
uh furreal? friends?
kitteh mus pee trunk liek mee!
keybored kat types wit her chin
Windows Vista™ introduces all new litterbox extensions, accessed by pressing Control-Alt-Catnose
First Vista feature I’ve heard of that might even begin to sway me in the Vista direction. (And I have been reading.)
(/ksl) (biasedMacuser)
Vista doesn’t need a litterbox; Vista was scooped OUT of a litterbox. (/biasedMacuser) (ksl)
(How’s THAT for nested NonexistentHTML??)
mindbending
Hahaha. My kittens sleep on my CRT monitors in my room. Any cure for that?
yep, lcd monitors. cats still haven’t forgiven me.
my BadKitteh sleepenz on da cable box. cablebox WARM. not soft, tho….just warm. I dont think Comcast sez “kittehs sleepin on cabelbox voidz warrantee”. i hopez! An badkitteh…well, i wood sayz ‘hopez he don’t get toasted harblz’ but badkitteh gotz no harblz left. so evvybody win!
mah badkitteh sleepenz on da internets cable box. but mah badkitteh getz the furballz, on the box.
No more internetz. I call the comcast, tellz them the internetz brokened. They give mez new box, none the wiser!
herro, human. bak to icanhascheezburger.com or i shal smoosh ur keyboard again!
no typeeng, just petteengz, plz. kthxbai.
I spy you working on Caterday! stop it!!!
Hello, this iz Whiskers in IT, can i helps yu? No, i not jokin, why yu asks?…
damn and blast this interspecies outsourcing
IT kitteh haf foreen axscent????
I.T. kitteh done tooked my job!
I’z bored of innernet wif 56k modum speedz. Kan yoo gets brawdbanz so I’z kan surf fasser? kthxbai
vry win, inn mah opininiun.
O hai. Whatcha doin’? I can has pets?
In deh bad ol’ dayz, kitteh used to sit on newspapr so u cudnt reed; now cyberkitteh aim 4 keybrd. Kitteh WILL NOT bee ignord! Get usd to it … we liv in Kitteh Wrld, so adapt!
we live to serve…..
Not just kitteh … puppeh 2. Wif deh greyhounds, waz always amazd by their hydraulic legs. U wake up, and 1st thing you see, greyhound at i level; u eet dinr, u look ovr, an greyhound at i level … now, bed an tabl not same height … how dey do dat? Animules amazing, kitteh AND puppeh.
Two words:
HOVER PUPPEH
Oh hai i upgraded MAH HOVVR FEETS!!!
I have pictures for you, how do you want them sent? >.>
They are in my blog. >.>
Take them! xP
Mi hed bout 2 explod from deh cute … *ka-BOOM* … 2 late … now mass of deh quivering protoplasm, all from deh babee kitteh overload!
Hehe, thanks! ^.^
OMG!!!! I beez dyin’ frum de kuteness!!! Bestest bebeh kittehs evur!!! tx much for de happiness!
O mai! Deh reepli commentz is gettn teenyer an tienyer an I can noe reed dem ver well. Dis happinen twoo anee1 else or iz jes mai old eyz goin bad?
No, they are getting smaller. ♥
Deh comments gettin so small, soon deh be ovum … jus deh tiny spek of lif!
wil i b tienee 2?
vrey kewt picshures, melissa.
O. M. G.
*squeeeeeeeeee!!!!*
>>>>> head a splode
okaiz, dat was weird….replyinator cutted off half my replie b/x i put less-dan signz after “head a splode”.
burgerzez, is dis some html quirk i dint know about til now? bcuz commentinator also ated one of my commentztez on other post too (the “buzy sleepin” post.)
Teh Wierd haz taken over ICHC 2day.
is cos u can use sum HTMLs. luk at teh grey wurdz riet undar comentbox. see down der? dem needs angl brakits (sumtiem cal “les den” an “grater dan”)
No, Kitteh. Dat the keeboard. Da mousez iz overr moar farthur on teh desk!
iz not to be way of thaiping? is not supose to use chin?
dis be tha way to start wryting da sad novels…
LOL, I didn’t even know there was such a thing. “CATLIKE TYPING DETECTED!!!” >mreep mreep mreep
Wistful kitteh is ful ov wist.
duno wy but dis speshly funeh to meh. cbsb win.
CATSLOCK BUTTON ON
I is bloggin’.
(/ksl) Have any of you actually gone over to that PawSense link? It’s loltacular. I highly recommend the FAQ section, which has this delight:
Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me?
A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system.
However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness.
Seriously, y’all.
!!!!!
(ksl)
Kitteh needs to look at hees myspase page. He gotta eedit hees friends, an takes survees.
Plz be buyin meh treets on teh ebayz???
My photo.
My cat.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sweeet/59897809/in/set-133396/
Do I care about copyright? Not really when it’s this funny
I’m glad my photo of my little girl made some people laugh but I’d appreciate the link being updated with my details as my photo originally. Cheers 
She is beautimus kittah. Mus be proud!! She also featured on PlayStation Portable site http://tinyurl.com/3a9opl
HAHA thanks for the link. She is a great beauty, absolutely love her. Her name is Priscilla
She’s a lolcat now and I think it’s hilarious!
Stoned cat on keyboard detected.
It wuz a dark and stormy nite. And dere wuznt a cheezburger to be had anywheres. Things wuz bad.
If only there was a way to get kiki to STOP PEEING ON MY KEEEYYBORAD
omg i has dat keyboard O_o
wherez da mouse?
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Noes! they be messin up mah perfect typing!
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nice kitteh