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With paws like that, kitteh, you can has anything you want!
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Clone dat kitteh rite now …. I WANT! Der must bee a law against sumthin bein dat cute and full of squee … GIMME!
U can has oreo, but too many lead to type 2 diabeetus.
I have ALWAYS wanted eyebrows like that, btw.
b & w kitteh LOOKS like an Oreo!
U CANS BE COOKEH
I wuz gonna say….
Y’know, kitteh look lik an Oreo, kinda, only wif harbls.
All kittahs bootiful, butt deh babee catz best of all! U just wanna scoop ‘em up and go nawm, nawm, nawm on der littl bellees!
cookeh harbls is stuf of nietmarz.
DO.
NOT.
WANT.
Oh fer thpppp, you down-modders… think about it! How would YOU react if you found hairballs (or harbls!) in (or on!) YOUR cookie? Hmmm??? NIGHTMARES, I tell you!
Teho, I heer u … hoo evr herd of milk ‘n harbls … pleeh … doubl pleeh! No kittehfur in deh toofs, NO! (But oreo kitteh sew kyoot u stil wanna nibl … admit it! Nawm, nawm, nawm … HAY, u 1 hoo put nawm on deh brayn. Liv wif it!)
Jehmeh Hyneman kitteh look on in disbuhleef at Adam Savage kitteh. What he b doin to mah shop! Agenz!!
U is jeenyus, sir.
agreed
Oh, wow, you’re right, he does look like Jamie!
Himz haf shorty leggs an teh *mostest cuteemous* eety-beety face. Iff I see dis kitteh in de reel lifeses, I woud hugg himz — but I noe hugg himz 2 hard so ah not brake teh bebbehkitteh.
Aww, poor wittle puddy tat.
Mamma givews yew cookie.
grizzlie addamz kitteh only axing 2 be polyte, cookiez iz hiz, slowie move asyde n yoo b fine!
Kitteh, you IS a cookee! CHAWMP!
mmm…50% moar squee filling!
Kitteh is totley yummay jes liek a kookie!
What does mean, cant has cookees? You is eetin dem an i saw the box. Lier. Needins milk to dunk in, also…
yes, kitteh has milk ’stach
Whin mah grammaw wus littel she’s has kitteh in hers lapp an she’s loves dat kitteh so much an skweeze dat kitteh so herd dat teh kitteh did to go puu-puu on her’s sckirt.
Now dat iz herd!
Smooshy face kitteh needz smooshy cookie andz maybez smooshy cheezburger.
Kitteh requires many cuddles and cheezburgers to cheer him up. I gives them to him.
MA….what’s that moo doing to the other moo?
I’ll persnuly kick anywun who denyis u cookie, leetle fluffball. De squiggly wiskiz r makin me squeel. ♥
“Pease? I be ur best frend!”
OH KITTEH! *showers kitteh with cookies!*
Awwwwww, give that poor baby a cookie!!!!
Martin Scoresayzee kitteh has crayzee aibrowz.
Gud calll! U mayk meh sew I has much laffing.
hee hee. dis whot happens to a purrsian when yu takes its fur off–it becomes a exotic shorthar! (zot fur short….) ain’t dey da cyootest liddle tings??????
mebbe it be munchkin too?
Cud b. He’s leggs has so littel an short. Him has much kewt. Meh wunt 2 skweeze.
prolly not, just bebbeh zot…. all head and eyez! cyoot liddle tings!!!!! yum yum yum!
*tho dere BE a breed dat be part purrsian and part munchkin, we heer–called napoleons…. short-cat sindrome?
oh yeth! yeth! I beed tryin to tink of dat name! dat’s it! napoleon!
givz kitteh cookie naow, or he killz u wid kyootnesses.
William Howard Taft Cat invites you to admire its majesty.
Taf’ Cat iz Prezidenshul.
i can has fotoshop…
you can has who gives a $#!%
well, that not nice…
picture is faked to make moar cute
is called cheating in da real wurld
play nice, teho, or don’t play at all plsthxbai
…and if this were the “real world,” I might be inclined to agree with you.
Yes, you’re probably right, the eyes on this cat look a little too much like something from “Cats & Dogs” or “Shrek” — but you know what? GOOD!
ALL of these pix are retouched, elsewise there’d be no captions. Giant staggering DUH? This isn’t headline news and nobody expects it to be. (You don’t, right?) On this website, even more than on the one I mod, I applaud peeps who can proficiently & creatively use photo software to augment teh funneh. Of course, the major photochop magic is over at Worth1000 or maybe SomethingAwful, but that’s neither here nor there.
Stuff your fotoshop. I’ll play nice when nice is called for. Even with you.
(PS to ‘Burgers — this is as far as I’ll take a “flame war,” no worries.)
pish, u 2 serious
Maybe sometimes.
The photo of the kitten is unretouched as far as eyes/expression. I saw the original proofs as well as the kitten himself and that is what he looked like. This is a baby picture of GC, PR JKZOO Thomas Crown of Laureden and was taken by American Greeting Cards. The original was used on cards and also in a calendar by them.
You can see an adult picture of Tommy at http://www.laureden.com and click on memorials. He is an Exotic Shorthair (short-haired Persian).
i cant seem to read past “elsewise”
im going to use that word in everything now…
ill be an elsewise robot ninja!
No, Wilford Brimleycat. Cookiez iz bad for ur diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley kitteh can haz sugar-free cookie.
Dear ICHCeezers,
Sorry to ask this in this post, I’m just wondering… why is it that some neutral, short comments have really low ratings? I was under the impression that not every comment has to be a witty alternative caption, it seems that if one expresses their love for a lolcat image in a short sentence then their comment can have really low ratings.
What I’m wondering is:
a) why rate the comment at all, since it’s just expressing the poster’s appreciation of the image and isn’t really something that is up there for appraisal anyway;
b) if you do rate it, why give 1 burger to a short post of appreciation? I seriously don’t understand it, not trying to start a war or anything but am wondering. Is it because the comments aren’t witty, or take up space, or…? I guess I’m wondering why people bother down-rating certain posts.
I’ll retreat back to the kitty litter now. I’m expecting 1 burger for this post too. I’ll have mine with extra pickles, thanks.
Brazenly yours,
Confused Whisker*
*not her real name
I have no answer here, other than that some people hate “me too” comments and try to discourage them. I really don’t know, since I’m not one of those thumbs-downers and they aren’t the sort to comment. Rather, their form of comment is rating.
Enough talking, I must now return to my task of researching the German version of LOLkittehspeek…
hai thar,
I agreez wif u!
must be room 4 all sorts of comments. written in all sorts of english/lolcat/leet/whatev0r 
as of now, i cant see any ratingz anymoar anyhow?
does others see the burger ratingz?
I has teh firefox 2.0.0.3/Win XP
ratings is fine — is you has AdBlock set ups rong?
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My guess is that the comments are, for better or worse, stacked up against the macros in the pix themselves. If they’re not as funny, usually readers say “ho hum” and click low. Funny and/or positive and/or thoughtful comments usually get modded up, and talking in LOLspeak (aka “KSL”) doesn’t hurt either.
I CAN HAS PEDANTICS IN MY SEMANTICS?
much pepsi-snortage to Teho for dat last lyne…dat was good.
PS — “Teho” isn’t my real name either. [snicker]
Iz worth ten cookiez! MMMMWAH!
kitteh iz blak-an-whyte deli-style cooky. is yummalicious!
Chibi Sensei!!
Uz misticle ninja powrs to gett cookie!
CHILDHOOD DIABEETUS, U SEI?
super cute!
I can has Oreo kitty plz? Plz to give me Oreo polydactyl kitty???? [explodes]
if i wuz sleepys id prolly reed dat liek “Plz to give me Oreo pterodactyl kitty”
(is all yrs. u can has. 2 scaries 4 meh evin if is yum.)