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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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is cat? is bear?? is moldy eggplant???
moldy eggplant, lol!
So cute! Or “Cowtch smellz gewd” xD
A website that I thought you might enjoy is randomkittengenerator.com. It is so freakin adorable! ♥
You are doing a great community service with this website, I visit it everyday and it always cheers me up! Keep up the great work! ♥
Blessings,
-♥-Melissa
AAAAH!!!!! Why u not speek in LOLspeek? DIS IZ LOLSPEEK SITE!!!!
unborked comments for now. sorry wordpress folks and ichc lolfrenz!
This ‘noyin
cat iz unpleezed
is OK cb… am luking forwrd to teh replyabuls but can waet
teho cans be happy now? next is adding ajax edit with 2 hour time limit to ungunk ur comments… i wonder who might love this feature back? LOL!
avatars come bak?
Teho be happys!
…an wen 2hr ungunker wurx, den I fixes to “TEHO CAN HAS HAPPITAIL!”
(holy crap, how’d the smiley get that big??)
that is such a big wink it’s offensive! LOL. who did this! lolz
cheeze….allah du smiliez are ginormous!!!!!!!
OH NOES! MAH WINKY SMUSH!!
FYNALY! winky unsmush.
u has no ideas how much can be releef.
loaf cat is zzzzzing….
My Abbie be sawing lawgs like dees right now !
teho: to furst comment.
answer be yes. definitibely.
Oh, de hyoomanitee. I can noe look.
Test.
TEST REPLY!
w00t
Yay – hoooooooo!
dis must b meh on jahb. I has b heer won yeer neckst weak an boss angury dat cbsb dus knot tink lyk shee dus. cbsb tinks lyk cbsb dus. but cbsb also gits saveer repremendations frum vrey smart boss. mayks cbsb feal awfol stoopid.
cbsb feer fur jobb. mite b cbsb 2 sensativ.
But sewiously, dis must b meh on da jahb.
cbsb….i be feelin yur payne! Don start tryin to be like suckkie bosses…..tink like cbsb doo! Der’s onliez one uf u!!!
Thx Crazy. Gud to noe knot ulone. Keap triing 2 phit dis skware pegg in2 de rund hol. Juss dunt werk.
I soree….hooimilashun from bosses NOT COOL! Give’em finger behind back!
I give hers finger sew badd shes nevr noes whut hits hers. Iz r seekrett.
CBSB….ohyeah. I hearz ya. U’ve been to my blargh…we bofe have jorb storiez. (infact, I shud be looking 4 jorb right now….you see how much DAT’s happeningz.)
Hang in dere, o butz of cat and squrl…iz all good. jorb, no jorb, we’ze still breathing. is all good.
U allz be keerful on those jobses. don’t be gittin fyred. Iz hard timez.
Be makin hairy eyeballz at nasty bosses behind der baks. But no letz dem
know how u feelz. Nasty bosses has NO senses of hoomors except wit der
favrits. And dey be as nasty as deh bosses. Is bad karma time wurkin
fur peeps like dat.
I know. btdt
I be vrey kayrfull, scarletkitty. I pwomiss. I’s juss needs 2 bild konfadunce on teh jahb. I’s keaps mah feelungs to mahselff.
Tanx fur al teh suppurt, mah palses of kittehs! U mayk meh most :::HAPPY TAIL:::!!
Al is gud. Noe mattur whut happins al b OK. I gottu reemembur.
97…98…99…100! Reddy o not, heer i com!
I kant c wiffout mah glassis.
Invisible tripwire
visible ker-splat
Oh noez, my eyez!! Teh hoomans is walk’n roun nekkid agnz.
Iz Dreamin of young turkey and hickory smoked ham?
Git dat kitteh some wake’em dwugs frim dat dere webbysite on da left. I can has Wakey’z?
Melissa….I were pizzoffded by dat website–want drugz, not inwisible sleepmumber bed. Sleepynumbr bed kan byte me. i’ve herd manymany bad things about sleepy# bed. Wud rather have caffinated laundry degertent insted ANYWAYZ.
Nawh, Gladys, I has sleepynumbr bed and I loves it, cauz mah sleepynumbr is lahk 20 and no mattrez goez dat lowh. But, beds iz persenal choweece, as lolcats kno
Yet Another Oldster Referefence from da Ancient 36-Yr-Old:
Iz a LOLMOGWAI! Lookit da coloring, da earzes, the texturz of da fluffyfur….when himz wakes up i betcha ANYFING himz gots SUPERDUPERBIGG EYEZ and make squeebly-noizez, all cutelike.
Just don’t feedz himz after midnite….an don’t, don’t, DON’T get himz wet!!! plz….kthxbai
Ancient 36-Yr-Old
sez yooffle 36-yr-old: THPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
36 beez old????? Dis ol womman has SHOES older dan dat, girl child!!! Ah, to be dat young again????? OOOHhhhhhh! Maybe dat not be a good idee for me….I wud get in tooooooo muches trubble!!!! Enjoy your youth! It’s freakin’ wasted on the young!!!!!!
Gladi think she oldfart at 36???? Gimme brek! Tri 50-sumthin, hunny … at 36 u jus hittn ur stride, right CrazyO? Waet til hair turn grey, metabolism screech to screamin halt, an ur butt gits big enuf to place deh tray on. Then 36 look preddy dam gud!
The sleepn kitteh mite be 1 of dos pod cats … like pod peepl, not finishd, jus waitin to assum ur personalitty.
Wate–u meen buttz getz BIGGER??!!?? ohnoez… now we gotz trubble…
Hair alreddy gray (an the gray bitz don’ lay straight eethr–go all BOINGYOINGYOINGYOING!!! an sticky-outy) an gotz wrinklezez an on Caturday??? sumbody askes me “you what….bout 40, rite?” an i all OHNOEZ ALERT EMERGENCY ALERT WARNING WARNING bcuz it lookses lyke everyfing has done caught up to me.
i are crawling under blanketzes now. pleez to ignore whimpers. kthxbai!
PlainJane speeks da truth! Rock on!
Thanx CrazyO; and, Gladi? No the ol sayin, “Looked lik sumthin deh cat draggd in”? Well, az u get oldr an dat saying appli moar and moar, think of it dis way: U may look lik crap, but kitteh will luv u moar and moar wif each passing yr! An if kitteh luv u, what else mattr?
Dis kitteh lookz liek teh vicktim of teh sleeping powderz…nefariouss prankz
Oh noes! Da comments are borked!
I toles you Iz camera shy!
wut u meen this a bench?
evreyones kan clearly see this mah bed.
get outa my roomz, pepul.
wutz wif dah smiley faciz beein’ hyooooge?
kitteh fell ’sleep on the ‘puter agin, i bet
I kant weed haf da stuf on dis page.
Wuld much rather be napping with the kitty than wirkin’ now
Eez hard wurk beins a calikitteh. Call back laters.zzzzz
:->
psst burgerzez…not to complain but commentz really iz borken. Be lining up on top of each other so words can be not read, only a squishable mindjumble of quotage and urlage and taggage in not-even-LOLKitteh-much-less-a-humin-language. We can has fixed? Prrrrty pleeze?
tho i gotta admit i like da smusheded winkiez:
sry you can not has smushed winky
why dem
’s amushed? 
i thinks only reply-winkies
are smusheded. Original-post-winkiez seemz to be ok. Or mebbe is only winkies on same line wif type are smushded?
anyway. smushded smileez is the least of da problem–smushed-togedder text iz worser.
Haaayy…. dat kitteh sleepin cuz he eated a turkees and/or ham dat wus in dat box!! no wunnder kitteh sweepies.
dun be eatin’ dem turkeys!
i’z in ur dreemz, eeten all ur cheezburgers!
Lolz,,,Omyg,,, dis 1 be Faceded!!!1!
Dat iz definitly kitteh.
Me had kitteh dat youst to sleepz liek dat.
I iz tryin to haev a littel katnap…go way plz…kthnxbai.
I *SHOULD* be bizzy sleepn. [sigh]
I can has kitty for pillo?
i had a kitty once who slept the same way;((
[...] cause dey all bizy sleepin… [...]
OMG, hi soooooo looks liek Garfield havin a nap attack!!!!:)
Can has peas, plz?
[...] noe. it jus sleepin. [...]
[...] shh. kitteh sleepin. [...]
Kitteh is sleepin.
Maybe lullby halps kitteh slp deeper.
Catnip, catnip, catnip.
yarn
Catnip, catnip, catnip.
Kitteh toy.
Catnip, catnip, catnip.
Slp kitteh…