Snaikcat are skurring me.

Hmmm? Maybe also called “Siamese Dragon Kitteh”

tsk tsk, what would kitteh’s momma say if she saw her baby become snakekat. prolly not say “lol”.

no mo’ dry crunch!1!! mus hav meet!!!! me a carneevoar not bunnie!1!

dis cawch haz a flavur

I cz mah noz, an it TARRIFIZE me!

I CAN HAS RUN TEH FXXX AWAY PLS!???
no, srsly. am cat persun. but dis cat maek me incontynents.

And will most sertinly byte agin!

“Thaw me a mousicle, minion!”

Is scary when snakekitteh goes shed, but at least all hairs is inside of shedded skins!!

dunno….maybez just mizunderstoud….. Prollly juss invizible cheezburger ?

my meezer do like to try to hypnotyze me like king kobra (you will give me tuna, you will move your fat a$$ so I can sit there, it be all warms already)

so could be snake kitty

dis cawch haz a daug flavur!

I’m on yer rug gnawin yer ankles

Egypshun kittehs battuld snaykes for luv of Queen. Kittehs got bureed alyve wit ded Queen, bad deal. Now we jist bite fake snaykes fr fun and lols.

Snakecat make Teho pee!

Dang, dis kitteh derangd … havn deh acid flashbak or sumthin. An, since Snakecat is deh Siamees, u jus no he be talkin deh hole tyme he be attackin … trash talkin, trippin kitteh is oogedaboogeda skary!

This reminds me of your offering pleases kitty.

Qwik! Sux out da venomz! D:

This totally made me LOL when I saw it. OMG. Teh best pik. LOL

I’ve heard that if you shave a cat, you’ll find scales. I guess this proves it. 8-0

I b the anti-KITTEH gettin ready to take a bite out o the host.

monorail cat iz clearin’ obstrukshuns ons teh trak

What a beautiful Siamese.

Boy, I love Siamese.

It’s Siamese cat! wow I have two of them at home, both are lovely.

i chekt. u has flavr. now i eet!

creepiest Siamese kitteh ever.

Iz trowsur snayk?

this kitteh go to grad school?

Apart from being siamese instead of a black fluffy thing, I see this every day, right before I start bleeding again.

“trowsur snayk” *snicker*

kitty made me skeert

Hey y’all, Please take a few moments and read this beautiful little legend by Tanith Lee called “The Tail of the Serpent and the Cat.” The background is a little hard to see on, so highlight the text and it’s easier to read. It’s one of my all-time favorite stories about cats, and it tells how, in the earliest of early days, the serpent became the cat to win the love of mankind.

It ends, “And men never would credit that if they overlooked the fur and held flat the two pointed ears of the cat, then and now, you might see still the wedge-shaped demon head and the sharp teeth of the serpent, poised there, under your hand.” It is a wonderful little fairy tale, and once you read it you’ll never forget it.

I can has antivenom? I useta has a haf siameneses kitteh an dat all dat cat did. Bite an attacks. Fer no reesons. Just cuz.

We are siamese if u pleez. we are siamese if you don’t pleez.

Do you seeing that thing, swimming round and round?
(Yisssssss!)
Maybe we could reaching in, and make it drown!
(Eaaaoowrrt.)
If we sneaking up upon it care-ful-ly …
There will be a head for you, a tail for me!

::::gots to be a betterer way to get antivenin dan dis ::::

Siamese were bred to sit on their owner’s shoulder and scratch out the eyes of the opponents in battle. They are teh killa kittehs yo! They will eat your fambly, unless it’s their fambly too. Then they just eat intruders.

Teh simees’ is true defynishun psycho-kitteh. Playz hard wif evryfing. Even fambily. Theys a hanful, but give u lotsa lol’s

Tiny Cheez & Catburg FTW!

Do you hear what I hear? A baby cry!
Where we finding baby there are milk nearby!
If we look in baby buggie there could be
Plenty milk for you and also some for me!

elayne….dat wuz a wunnerful storie ….tx for de link!

snakecat!!!! i’m in love. looking forward to the discovery channel special as well as the B movie that i imagine will be something like anaconda

This is ridiculously cute, I cannot stop looking at Snake Cat!

COL: Glad someone appreciated it! In my two (adult) cats the resemblance isn’t so strong, but in my mom’s kitten, WOW. Makes you want to check his tongue to see if it’s forked.

I’m glad at least one person read it and enjoyed it.

Bucky Katt lives!

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