i has a secret…
you is adopted.
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and dey ez takin me 2…..
yew nevar be rid o me !!!!!
(invisble flavr ? )
and dey gonna take our harblz……
….an Mom still lik mee best! (Wif apologies to deh Smothers Brothers)
Adopted is best!!!
omg, I rofl’d offa mu chayr!
that iz funnest thing I’s has readed todays evar!
mebbe my reel pawentz iz keeng an qween n’ i am pwincess! you iz a knave..
Ahhh me heartbroked for little kittieth!
5 burgers.
Big cheezburgers to Humanslave fer makin the sad kittehs happycats — you is adopted and dey is takin me 2 is da bestest message EVAH.
Here’s one for da oldsterz lyke meee:
“Mama, doez u ever haz dat….not-so-fresh feeling??”
So? Least i not tarded lik you!
I’m adopted and my parents told me all my life. If they sprung it on me when i was a teen or young adult, I’d be more f’d up than I am now. well i’m not f’d up…. I’m just GOOFI!
gladys…… Teehee….
How you doin gladys? Evrryfing Ohtay? As well as kin excpect I mean?
u adopted so that means we not related. so how you doin?
Adopded kitteh iz happy kitteh. No won wantz to live in teh pownd and get youthinized.
gladys=WIN
U kin tel bye teh luk on teh grayy kitteh’s fayce dat he knot b beeleevin whut he’s trubble mayker sybblyng iz tellung hem.
Dis happun a lot as I growwed up. Butt it wuz meh sayung I’s addopted 2 teh rest ov dem b cuz I no blend in wiff mah fambly. Dey is lolrussess an I is teh myssing bukkit. Fayte allways uginst us. Iz nevur goin 2 woirk.
And deh poleese broted u and if u not gud deys cominz to take u bak.
(with a tip o’ the hat to Bill Cosby and his brother Russell)
lolz! this is the best lolcat on ichc ;D
that grey kittah so perdy. Looks like mini white tiger.
ur father is teh milk man!
eeheee awww. I iz adopted toooo.
i saveded you from eewthanaziaz.
Aw, widdle gway kitty wooks wike he gon cwy.
Pssssssst! Tomorrow be Caturday. Passes it on…..
Oh, ho, herekittykitty sez:
ur father is teh milk man!
I have 3 siblings, und we did notz luk much alyke.
So we sez we comes frum teh milk man.
My momma wuz MUCH NOT AMUSED.
But my daddy really WAS teh milk man.
we waz all MUCH AMUSED.
We waz rotin kidz.
Now dat we is adultz (kronologically, anywayz) we luks much moar alike, too.
Whitekitteh sez:
“Yay. Dat meen I won’t gwow up as ‘tarded as yooz!”
Pssst….hoomans haz harbls. Pass it on.
Gladyskitteh iz fine. Can has pizza, can has time to reflect. Werld not gonna end. (Nott yet, anywayz.)
And fankyoo for asksing.
Mine poppa was the mailman, for reals. Mine parents met while they was working for ze poztal serviz.
wyt kitteh sez:
“fang gawd cuz u b a banaza knuttt”
“Hmph! I is pikted! Ur breth maks mi crie.”
-lolcat…
i r ur father
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That picture didn’t make any sense and was retarded.
Sob
you took this picture?
Oh noes! I iz adopted!
Dat why you don’t look like mum or da?
GASP.
DRAMA.
[...] is this teh secret? kitteh is adopted? [...]
omg! da poor lil ktty!it didnt no it woz adopted poor lil fing! lol
well done wif dis webbie! uve dun gr8 hu eva made it! lol XP
da poor kitty need a momy nd a daddy!
lol ill b its mum!
lolololol XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
luv ya kitty
tat kitteh just mad cuz he no has cheezburger
lol white cats cryin
ohhh he looks liks he iz going cwy
:O O: omg i waz ‘dopted tew, kitteh! :O
:O O: omg i waz ‘dopted tew, kitteh! :O
iz ok we lurv u neway.
nooooooooooo but i love u