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Kitteh be rollin ’round on deh carpet an now ful of deh static ‘tricity ….. zzzzZTT! Ow! Don u haet wen tha’ hapn?
hapee not sekkund!
i has learned to control critical mass lvls
the world is myne.
I ees neutral ! Like Swizzerland ‘cept no ’spenisve choklit an watches, just harbls an kittynip.
I dunno… to mee eet look like he say….Dis here line of deaf… you crosses eet…YOU DIES!1!
melissa … u is ZO PHUNNIE! I’s b luvvin teh thengs u cum up wiffs. Juss wunted u 2 noe how much I ‘ppreeceeayt ur humur.
new yoga poze, kitteh rolly hillsyde
CBSB…fankoo….. I likes wut sez too….. mootual adurashun!
Arch Cat
Claims archiechetural Dominationz
MINE
Ai yi yi wacky
arched cat proves to be most stable form of architechture… rawr. can i ride?
…also clayms all of deh rug, and all of deh ruum, and everytins dat u has.
Dat is wat kittehs tink nutralitee meens.
And if u nots lissens to kitteh clayms, den u best be claimin sankshuraries.
London kittehs fallin down….
I haz ur Bed
Dun maek me chooz sides. Ah cut yoo in too!
Kitteh made of FIERCE.
ArchCat will hiss @ u. Knock yoo down wif stanky catfuudbreafth. pH34r the c@f00d.
Kitteh pracksing for to be teh golden arches, den all cheezburgers be hiz. Him wondrs who will buy for him teh yellow dye and then his kitteh dominyun will beginz.
Kitteh say “bring it, yo!”
What a face! “I am nice kitteh, but I’s onna edje!”
thees is mah spot you stoopid human….take 1 step clozer and I weel hav to mootilate yew wiff my talons of deff……..
or…coud you peeeeeeeeze not move dat broom ? et scardededz me………
no tred on mee.
Dis mah sunray. U gets ur own!
Intimidating Cat…is intimidating.
matriks cat be dodgin a bullit. it be grazin hims belly…jus looks at hims eyez. so stoic.
Vakyoom must dai!!!!
Dis iz supa’kitteh!1! me jusfall frum milleeyun stoari skieskraperz an landeze on mah feetz!!!1! heeroeh kitteh!! Who needz resckuing?
I is gonna beat you.
i agreez wif catt butt squirrel butt: Melissa is full of win and awesum!
and teh funnayz 2 
Elektrafeid kitteh uses Statik Cling. Critical Damage.
Arched kitteh is gateway to teh wezt. Dezinedz by Airo Saronenen.
Kitteh is impersonatin Marilyn Monroe.
i has eeletrik
He sure is cute. But he doesnt look to neutral! About ready to break bad.
i has a magnetism