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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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MOOOMMMMMM!!! HIMS TOOKED MAH KARRIT!!
he is in t r o u b l e
MOOOOOOMMMMM!! DA BWAK HAMSTER STOL MAH KARRIT!!
Mooommmmm! De oder 4-futted nimal stoled my karot!
Orr, de 1 Eye wunted fur minz.
that’s a lolguineapig….. like 40 x larger than a lolhamster.
is lolguineapiglet… vera cute, but too squeakily for my tastes…
adorable picture though. yeas.
Those are guinea pigs, not hamsters.
*squees over lolpinnygigs! * *hugs*
…yeah, evrybodyz tries out dare theories adn formulas on me, liek I’z can figure dem out, lieks I’z a guineapig or sometin…geez.
How comez hiz carrut is so bigger than my carrut? Huh?
U sez is becuz I already eated my carrut and he saved his? I don’t members dat. I don’t
tink dat is tru. If I had eated my carrut, I wuld members, right? I mean, I mean, I mean,
Oh, wait.
I alredy eated sum of my carrut. Why u not just say so in deh furst playce?
Nevermind.
Equal Karots for Equal Cute!
this is very important issue
lolguineapig!
lolguineas!!!!
Too squeaky? Never! Both Gizzy and Hampton learned to start talkin’ whenever they heard the fridge. So cute!!!!
HAHA! mys guinea piggies do dat tu!
dat r lolhamsters
. i not wanna type too much.
I eated mine too fast….BRRRRPPPP
Cheez: Can we agrees on “Lolrodint”?
Elfi … Geeps iz not rodints. Iz LOLCAVIEZ!
I wud luff a ginneepigz. Dem is so kyut! And dem go “wheep wheep wheep!” Sooooooz awesum noyz.
This reminds me of a joke I made up when I was 7 or 8 yars old:
“Baby cats are called kittens, baby dogs are called puppies.
What do you call a baby guinea pig?
A New Guinea!”
I know, I know. But, it made ME laugh….;)
Enjis – that’s pretty clever, for, what, second grade? Third?
deez iz not lolhamsters. deez iz lolguineapigs. lol.
If you guinea pigs are too squaky you just need to add some oil.
Amethyst42… Ur IRL name not “Karen” is it? Juz chekin’, old friend used to have a simular handle. Dat awl.
hammyguys are cute and sweet, but im scared to have a pet that’s so easily sqooshed.
lolhamster #2 sez D:
Proolateriat lolhamster gets teh shaft agin…GIRBILS UV TEH WERLD UNTIE!
I got you a carrot but I eetid most of it
Lolcavies!
“I haz a karot. ”
“You haz MY karot!”
HopefulNebula: lolpinnygigs?! That’s precious!
I would love to have some, but Mr. Peaches the Catburger would be entirely too interested in them. Him would want to cavysit, and take bites when I wasn’t looking.
mah karot iz smallah.
lolcavies? that’s….literalicious.
(gladys can has more beer? no. not yourz. gladys can NOT haz beer.)
Look on white lolgineaupig’s face is priceless. Equal parts bewilderment and complaining.
I personally know those two guinea pigs and adore them to bits– they are the sweetest squeakers.
moar!!
Guinea pigs put the smack down on dirty hamsters. bleh.
This will be a meme heard round the world.
I can already feel the myspace hotlinks growing!
Burger type peoples:
Why isn’t there prefab copypaste share code for img src, like other sites have?
Alot of peeps don’t know how to put an image onto myspace/ect, and rely on the copypaste.
Other peeps (like me, sorry!) are sometimes too lazy to do both link and image.
You should always get link love when someone hotlinks your images!
(does that make any sense? Its almost 230am here)
This will be a meme heard round the world.
I can already feel the hotlinks growing!
Burger type peoples:
Why isn’t there prefab copypaste share code for img src, like other sites have?
Alot of peeps don’t know how to put an img onto myspace/ect, & rely on copypaste.
Others (like me, sorry!) are sometimes too lazy to do both link & img.
You should always get link love when someone hotlinks your images!
(does that make sense? Its almost 230am here)
bah!
Post didn’t seem to take first time, so I shortened it and tried again, now theyre both there! lol
I shouldn’t be doing anythng so complicated as communicating at this hour…
dees lolpiggies from c.o., yup yup. i has 2 lolpiggies, chloe n carmen, dey say gud morning lyke “wheeeeek wheeeek wheeek!” it mean “FEED ME NOW, PUNY HUMAN!!”
Much LOLZ!!!!
“…and now, putting in a remarkable performance in his debut appearance, the contestant in the light fur comes up for air, in this, the fourth annual Carrot Eating contest…”
Oh Noes!!!1!! I am lergic to lolginnys
They make me ded of kute and snot
Sum troofs r unaversal … life *is* not fair, sumtymes, but lolcats (‘n guineas, et al) always maks deh tings betr. Lyf in Lolville veddy, veddy ful of squee ‘n smil!
elfinugget – not I! Though I have been mistaken for someone in South America named Mary multiple times!
affirmatif ackshun lolneapigs!
“muummm! his iz biggur dan mein!!”
Dems be lookin leiks mah lolpiggyz!!! Dey are Guinea pigs .. not lolhamsters.. And iz be re-lying on dems being squeekies!1 other wize i would be being lates for work Fureva!
CHRIS You took the words right out of my mouf!
yah black ones got teh longer carrot.
thats life.
Teh white one looks liek a hobbit…
Mah kittehs would fink they iz biiig cat toyz…
J Muller FTW – “equal parts bewilderment and complaining” is *exactly* right…plus now I has title for future autobiographys and/or tombstones inscription.
Also re: harblz/herblz discussion on “office party” thread — seems to me these lolmsters/guineas/rodents (personally I think of anything littler than a kitteh as just a “smlall”) — anyway seems to me they would clearly have “gerblz.”
Just saying.
I seez whut happend heer….
Teh brown small kitteh went to teh storez wit both muneez and ated teh white small kitteh’s karot on teh way bak.
Den he sez “tuff luvs white small kitteh….when u goes to teh store, u getz a bigga piese. Ez paymentz fer mah laborz”
Wow, OK… we’ve run this one on Cute Overload too… but we never got the link to Ryan R’s Flickr photoset, so I’ve gone and updated OUR post. Thanks, ‘Burgers!
Oh peeglet. No one ever sayd life is fayr.
we ez not Italian, and wez not pork……..
Why Guinea PIG ?
gonna have carrot poops soon !!
Ha! Lessizmoar = “gerblz” … majr laff attak! 4 deh teenee tiny ones, how ’bout “spitbls”? (or spitblz, as u wish)
Gerbls an spitbls! LOL!
Wud “Doodz” astrunot lolcat have spacebls?
Elfnugget…thanks! I think it was the first..and probably ONLY…original joke I ever told…
I had guineas when I was a kid, and they were SO cute! They too made that ‘wheet!’ sound whenever they heard the fridge door open!
We had a hutch with a removeable lid, and we could take the lid part outside to put on the lawn…the piggies would be able to be outside, but still safe from things. We would let them out to run in the bushes too, but we always caught them and put them back before we went inside.
Ah, memories!
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LOL, 2 much awesomeness!
NOT HAMSTERS.
GUINEA PIGS.
eeeellu eeeellu, ur da kuitezt evah! EVAH I’Z TELLIN U! but pleez share carrut with ur buddie. sharing iz caring
Awww ^.^ , So cuuuute!!
Yeeaaaaaah!!! Carrots are my favorite animals ;O)
Yeeeeah !! I think I’ll try to distract him….
[...] um yeah, i haz a complains! [...]
the white one is all =o
lmao
[...] sry. life is no fair. [...]
i tink dat white lolpig is liyer and awredy nommed al his foodz
yeah for lolguineapigs!
Hai you stole mah foodz I can has bak now? kthx
cute very funy i like
awww! dos anbdy here biliv in ceiling cat? =3 o crap mi hoomans comn bye.
they’re guinea pigs, not hamsters. lern yr rodents.
I wuv Guinea Piggers sew muchh
affirmative action at its……………best/worst? depedns of wich guinea pig u iz
Bwak hamsta always tyin to keep da wit hamsta downz
Dis no be hamsterz. o_O;;
BE GUINEA PIGGGGZ.
Theys iz pinny-gigs not hamstas duh!!
an den, teh hawkies comez an’ takies teh guinies,OH NOEZ!