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Interested cat is CUTE!
Has anybuddy seen mah legs?
INTERESTED CAT IS STONED
okay i dun reedin this page, turns it pleez? wan see nex one. kthx.
Does I haz a boogie up my noze?
I haz a buzzzzzzz
Hai, I’m on ur floor, keepin’ idjits in suspense, kthxbai!
Monorail cat is making a stop
U sur dis interested cat? I fink maybe dis be cat who seeps wif eyes open.
Agree wif KibbyKat…
Dis iz how I lookz interested when Iz in class or meetingz..
But I’z not vair interested
“Hey watch my cat”
“Does he do tricks?”
“Nah, he’s just interested”
…maybe a little TOO interested.
Daydreaming?
Toy says, “I got this huge cat by the throat!”
nooo, I fink der’s a mouzy-on-stryng just inchus away… Mah Bastien, him git all pozed lyk dat… we kallz it CUECAT poze. Him all flat and crowchy and juz reddy for sproingz on teh mowzytoy-on-stryng dat him luv so much.
Lykes hiz pinky bell kollar, verry interetsin.. me WANT 1 foh ME 2
Interested cat is sittin’ your chest in teh middle of teh night.
Just . . . starin’.
He cutie pies! Mebbeh he in kittehtrances? OOHHMMMadaponmeommmm.
Teho: if kitteh ist stoneded, den hez munchie cat. And from my naughty days that would be crispy, hot salted fries with cold ketchup. And I still lieks dat even without teh herbz.
Noes, Melissa: dat iz Oohhmmmpappameowmeow…
No no no non nonononononono.
This cat just lost all her interrest towards everything
Kitteh dz ntt thnk shll ltz u ptz tat tere
shaungrltoo..you is so rite say eet slow an breve tru da noses……..
Kitteh knot sew much intrstd, as parshully infl8ted. Kneads a few moar pumps, i tink.
stoopid humans, iz memorizin combo to safe.
Boo.
Dis be rerun.
o hai, u seen dis..?
i watching it
im on ur eBai wahchin ur ockshuns… dun snype me!!!!
David Blane has….
hipnotized yur kittah!
On a totally non-kitteh-esque tip: I could seriously hug every one of you right now. I have had what is, without question, one of the shittiest days of my life thus far (got fired from a job I got after a 6-month search and which I have barely had a month, with no indication that there was a problem) and I came home, came here, and you-all’s comments had me laughing inside of five minutes. So…thank you all. May all your lolruses have bukkits, may all your lolcats have an infinite number of cheezburgers, and may all your Christmases be white, or something. You guys, in the words of the immortal Motley Crue, rawk.
wow. that beats my record for worst day.
mine is, im told that im not allowed to be in my school just two weeks after being told im staying. this school is also probably the best place for me to be.
also, summer is BOOOOORINGGGGGG.
Gladys, oh man … what a day! This sucks, major. Plans? Better yet, screw the plans, and have a nice little drinkie. Pet a kitteh. Laff w/us! U ful of awsum, we ful of deh squee!
lyf at ichc has allwaiz a beeutifull s’cape. Glad u b heer, Gladys.
Gladys: I sendin’ happy cheezburgar luck thoughts yer way!
oh, Gladys, that is teh suk!!!
!!!!!
***HUGS***
You want I share other funniez wif you? **HUGS** U be OK.
Gladys: I say hugz, 2. A bukkit full. emailz open all da time. I am sorry.
gladys..where do you live… I’m in much needs of peeples at meh jobs .. but it hard labors…. Food services.. i heps you eef I can…. I luvs you!!!!
i see what u did thar.
Interested cat looks uninterested.
Interested cat is….interested. But not in u. No u no get interests. not urs.
Glady, YOU have been a joy on this site. Many, many good thoughts are headed your way
tonight. Hold on, be strong. Know that we all love you.
Bukkits of luv for u–yes, dey be all urs.
Yes, scarletkitteh — big fluffi bukkets o’ luv an win an awsum to Gladys!!!!!!!1! I have been to yer blog, Gladys, and left you my bestest wishez. My kitteh Veronica also sendz her hugz to you. Rufuzz is sleepin, otherwyz he’d be sendin you hugz, to.
Awwww… I can has Kleenex?
Interested cat is fake. He are too cute to be realz.
Gladys: Mr. Peaches the Catburger will be over in a minute. He has warm ears for you to kiss. They’re magic — they always make ME feel better!
giddee up
ah oom poppa oom poppa oom poppa meow meow
giddee up
ah oom poppa oom poppa oom poppa meow meow
hai oh kitteh, aywaaaaaaaay
LEGGO MY CHINZ nyaaaargh
Glayds, ssssssooooooooo sorry! it’s hard, I know. I actually found a job on Craigs List. Have a drink, pet a kitteh and take control in the morning.
No, you blink furst….
Ambush kitteh sez *pounce*
Gladys…..something better awaits you! Have faith.
Gladys, I got fired, er, “desalarized in order to rightsize for restructuring the company” (honestly, that’s the words they used) last week — two days after I bought a car! ICHC got me through that first day and gives me a laugh every single day. It’ll get better, and lols can help in the meantime.
“hi sweetie… so, do you notice anything different? no? something about my eyes? hmmm? what? no, try again… so do you like my new colored contacts? WHAT? no my eyes aren’t green, they’re hazel! you thought my eyes were always this green? we are so OVER !!!”
cyber-huggles to Gladys! {{{{Gladys}}}}
Gladys….you want cheezburger ? prolly feelz better soon…..kitty kisseys to you…
“Iz bee on yo puter skreen, keepin you phrom werkin”" Maybe whys me getz fired ? who cares…
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT… SMILE GLADYS>>>
Such cuteness!
“desalarized in order to rightsize for restructuring the company” (honestly, that’s the words they used)
cyberhuggles to you, too, snorgler!
OK, everyone else – translate the above into lol*cat-speak! If we can do it with calico genetics…
“disalarisd in ourdr tew ritesiz fur ristruhktrin teh kumpani”
saiburrhugulz tew u tew, snorgler!!11!!!!!@!!!!
k evibudi elss–translaet teh abuv intew lolkatspeek!!!111!! if wii kan dew eet wif kaleekoh jenitikz. . .
hao wuzzat?/how was that?
XD
interested cat is winnin da stare down contest.
(& Gladys – please believe all of those saying about closing a window and opening a door – or however they go, because they are true.)
i be stalking a bird/leaf/wigglin toe/other kitteh
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all I can say is: Really beautiful cat…
AWWWWWWW =3
interested cat is hearin a mousie.
intimidaded mousie is RUNING AWAAAAY!
this kitteh is about to shake hims butt.
and then CHAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n_n