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TEH FLOOR IZ LAVA!!!1!

TEH FLOOR IZ LAVA!!!1! / IF I TUCH I DIE!!!

IF I TUCH I DIE!!!

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cmerry

kitteh neadz 2 get off da catnyp!!11!

 
cuckoocat

me tooos!!!!
my brudder and i pretended dat da red carpet wuz lava, and we tried to push each other into da “lava”.
It wuz fun!

 
 
mitumeetz

an the litterz iz qwikzand! oh noes!!!1

 
shinyvandal

kittah play pertend! Also 2 much catnip!

Callista

Kitteh iz prolly 2 yung 4 catnip. :)

 
 
Old guy

I’z in ur shairs, riskin a life…

EmmaNemz

yea 1 out of nine lives

 
 
 
TeeBee

look more liek kitteh iz waitin to get teh drops on mouse.

 
oh well

excellent kittah px

 
D.R.

I very clever

I hides

Then I takes brekfiss

 
PlainJane

I is in ur chair, waiting tu attak yur toes.

 
dan

Cape Fear Kitteh is patient

 
KibbyKat

Balancing kitteh….is balancing

 
Phred

the Phred is BACK!!!
I believe that violates the rules. one cannot be in a safe place when they call it, although they are allowed the 2 seconds to get to a sfe place as everyone else is. THis poor cat was not touching to ground, thus it broke the rules, thus it gets declawed.

 
CrazyOldLady

no, no, Phred…..no declawing allowed!

 
Betsy

GYMNAST CAT DO GYMNAST

 
gladys

da floor iz lava, yes.

but dat string y’re draggin is irresistimable.

:::buttwiggle::: :::POUNCE!::::

Oh schnap. I losed.

 
Jonathan

hay mai newsfeedz isn’t has pikturez any moer!

whahappended?

 
tehbias

Kitteh versus the Volcano!?… “Nobody knows anything, Kitteh. We’ll take this leap, and we’ll see. We’ll jump, and we’ll see. That’s life, right?” :D

 
Marc

i noes now y u cry………iz smting iz cn nver do…….

 
Melissa

Step on cwacks bweaks momma’s backs.

 
jose

Im in ur improv festival dodgen ur lava!!!11!1!!one!!

 
Teho

SO MUCH AWSUM TODAY
LAVA KITN
DARF PUG
FLUFFBUKIT
CANT GIV BURGERS FAS ENUF

 
 
Gorilla Guys

awesomest yet!
true believah in ya blooooggggg….

ARI CAT

 
laytonwoman3rd

U see SIZE of dat mouse??? Litl kitteh skeered.

 
KermieD

Ninja cat, teh urly yrs.

 
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anne

Lookit me! I iz hangglidin

 
Angela

I’m glad I’m not the only kid that played this game :D is the best… especially when you make stepping stones out of everything… but mom was never too thrilled with us putting pillows and blocks all over the floor… hhehehe :D

 
 
galacticchick

iz dis teh way a home gym spozed te work?

 
catt butt squirrel butt

I’s in ur chayr leggs
Forcin them opun.

 
Doug

Spidahkit, Spidahkit,
Always down, wit it,
Spins whiskahs
any size
catch cheezbrgr
just liek fliez
Is he quik
listen bud
he’s a kitteh
wit spidah blood
Can he climb
on any chair
take a look
at dat pic up dere
HEY DERE!
dere goes da Spidahkit
In da chill o’ nite
at da cheezbrgr place
he shows up dere
and is posted all ovah myspace!
Welf an’ fame
he’s ignored
wifout cheezbrgr
he’s just bored
To him
life is a great big cheezbrgr
wherever therez a lolcat
you’ll fin’ the Spidahkit!

 
FTW_Kitteh

Kitteh iz have much fraid of roomba - chasez kitteh round room n triez to et, sooo hasso say off flor wen it comez out.

 
 
 
herekittykitty

mah legz is tired :(

 
scarletkitty

Doug–great artistic work!

My son playz dis gayme wit my grandgurls. Day loves it. Mama, not so much.
Dey jumpz on furnishures and trows fings on grownd to make walkwayz. and
it sceerz der kitteh sumthin feerce. Is gud time for all.

 
Patti

Wow, it’s like Jungian genetic memory stuff - I did it when I was a kid, my kid did it when he was younger (and I never taught him), and now the kittehs doin’ it!

 
Teho

Patti — Cool!
Now say it in lolspeak. ;) hehe

 
shaungrltoo

Iz kitteh vershun of musikal chairs? Den he iz winner!

 
Elaine

I wuv that gam! Unfowtunatly, mah kittiez ah alwayz dyin. They look at me like, “what crazee ladee, why you jump up and shreek?”

 
shaungrltoo

Please explain to da old fart. I might gets to play it with my great niece/nephew when dey comes to see me. Lets me know teh rulz. Plzthxkby

 
Elaine

basically, when you’re touching the ground, you can yell “the floor is lava!” Everyone within hearing range then has 2 seconds to get to a safe area, like a chair, or table. Rugs do not count.
The floor becomes safe when the person who declared it lava says, “floor is safe,” or when whomever declared the floor lava perishes in the fiery lava below.
Once you have died, you are dead for six hours, although I would guess you would lower the time for younguns to a few minutes.

Aggressive “the floor is lava,” is permitted.

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Teho

SG2 — I tinks rulz alredy speld owt.
FLOR IZ LAVA! U TUCH, U DIES!
OK, now go gets snak frm frijj. (frijj has no lavaz)

 
Patti

Er - Jung kitteh member lava wok all hisself.

 
Russ

man. The floor is lava. probably one of the greatest childhood games ever.

 
 
Chrissy

I used to pretend the floor was the Bog of Eternal Stench cause I was kewl.

 
tiger

way to much cat nip varry funny tho

 
tiger

lol way to much cat nip bedder not touch the Flore!

 
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