LITERECY CAT
caption: LITERECY CAT IS AMAIZED AT UR PERFICK GRAHMAR
photo: Junku’s flickr
capped and submittd by: Kitty de Medici
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AH KIN REEEED!
ha i love it!
You shut mah tayl in da dikshunary!
Btw, are those books in English?
no theyr nawt lools
omg, check teh yalow book!! teh cat has learded japanese!
Literecy Cat haz kleerly beens of da reedingz of LKSL-101 tootoryul!!
Kitteh is looking for dangling participles.
Luks moar liek literecy cat mad at bad grahmar.
ZOMGZ I kant baleev yu sed dat!! I knowz dat ur juz lernin’ diz langwij, but ….
Whut yu sed wuz, “Heddoh, I wud lyke to fynd da zubway ztashin, bakuz mah pantz, they are taste lyk cheez.”
WHUT IZ U TALKIN’ BOWT!?!
WIN!!
**GRINS** HI BANNOCH!!
I can haz amazon accownt?
This has many uses.
“grahmar”???
Iz posh kitteh then? Mah kitteh say Gramma. Mah kitteh iz down wiv kidz.
LES GIT TOGEVER AN DISKUS FRASHUL VERBZ
Saaaaaaayyyy… whoever Kitty deMedici is, she/he gets the most lolcats poosted. I BE JELLUS.
To check out library materials, you must have a library card.
Liebry Cat shuns yr feeble bok pile
Iksooz me, but akshally u shood b sayin “wif”- “I iz amaized WIF your purrrrfick grahamer”. bakuz teh nown b an abztrak ting. “at” is for to be used wif tanjabell idems. 4 iksample…. u kood say, “O mr. Literacy Kitteh, I iz amaized AT ur kewt lil pink kitteh noze, peersing I’z and ur being full uv teh fluff. U iz a purrrfick kitteh spessamun.” Dis maykin zense, hyoomon?
O hai jes finiched ur chinee nashnul gegraphx. Vry edumcashonal. I can has swarheelee nao?
I thought all cats were ANTI-literacy and that’s why they lay on your book just as you’re trying to read it.
Amaized kitteh thinks:
Oh noes!!!11!! hoomuns r lurnin aour langwidge!!!111!! soon dey be ables 2 understand aour zen way uv tinkin an den WE be needinz 2 feedz aourzelfs!!! ai must be reportingz dis 2 dah muthership……
Liberry Cat sez “U haz too many bookz overdoo!”
(Osteogal iz a liberryan. She cudn’t halp herselfs.)
Naive Kitty is amaized by your huge collection of manga pron.
She may not know English, but she sure knows Engrish!
that b a bilingual kitteh speeks kitteh and japaneez
Hey D.R.! I think that be libary
How does kitty not say Purrfect instead of perfick? Most kitties I know say Purr alot!
Censor cat has confiscated your pr0n
Appalled cat….is appalled
Awe. Schweet
Literecy Kitbarian (kitteh + librarian = kitbarian, but u new dat) not byin ur xcus, “Da dog 8 mah book.” Kitbarian hurd *that* 1 be4, lik a milyon gazilyon tymes. Nys tri, pensil nek!
Um, Burgertons… I fink datz da poynt.
Ohhhhh NOES! Refrenz mateeriulz may nOt be chekked out!
(Osteogal: U haz presenz on LibraryThing?)
The English Grammar cat is not amused about your colloquial language – but Iz Ok wit ti doh…
Grammah Kitteh iz lernin deh vocahboolarry…plz no disturbings! k thx bai
BTW, shouldn’t that be “PURRfick grahmar”?
Saintpikachu, you cracks me up like always…your comments is my favoricks!
I love the look on kitteh’s face!!!!
manga pr0n… LOL!
Must… resist… urge… to print this out & post on my office door… English profs across the hall would go batsh*t… heh heh…
No, laytonwoman3rd, I haz no Liberry Ting but I iz on Ning wer ah iz called LibraryBones. Mebbe cz u ther?
Doant be sillie, paradox. Kittehs not be anti-literecy, they jus be readin by ozmosis! They reads what u reads so can all sharez in teh convursashens bout teh bookz.
Aw shucks, Lessizmoar, t’weren’t nothin! I’m always happy when I make peoples laugh.
Paradox, u r korrekt. Kittehs HATE litteresy and wantz peepls to git stoopider & stoopider so then kittehs cn kontrol them moar E-Z. Mah kittehs demandz “NO REEDIN AT BKFAST TABLEZ!” & trhowz theyslevz ovah exact par-o-grafz we reedin. “NO MOAR CURRINTZ EEVENTZ! NO MOAR LITTERCHUREZ!” they cryz.
Hookd on phonix werkd fur me!
Ahhh most thanks fair feline. You may now have minced beef and milk curd sandwich!
IF U LIKE LITERECY CAT GIVE THIS COMMENT 5 STARS/CHEEZBURGERS!!!!!!
I would give it 5…
Melissa, extra burgers for you!!!!!!!
Fankoo Squeekeeee!
Loves it! Now is desktop background!
U cantz chek dis owt; u iz not oald enuf. Duz ur mumma nos u iz tryin to chek dis owt? Uhhuh, uhhuh. Well, den, u haz hur come and tellz dat to me.
Oh, dat be diferunt now, huh? U no wuntz her to comez and talks to me now, do u?
U not havin deh sex books til u beez at least THIS tall and no has bebeh card.
I just keeps dese heer now, u no gitz dem bak.
I think the Library kitteh needs Serious kitteh’s glasses.
Tis is teh BEST!!!! Ar mahmz a teknikal rytr and shees postn literecy cat with teh LKSL-101 tootoryul at werk!!!
(O and Elfinugget, nottoo wooriez– Mahhmiz will tewtully giv credut 2 yoo az sheez postn it verbatumz with copeerite info and awlz, and will tell everywun who ax. She’s good that way since shee’s a tekrytr. Kthxbai!!!)
I’m trying to learn catspeak.
Sigh.
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gud iss ma gramarrr! I has teh litterasees!
very poor
OMG xD that’s the cat from the “no u may not use” picture!! I just noticed O.o
dont u mean kitteh and I??!!??
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