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Dnt h8 the kitteh – h8 the gme………
Iz girl kitteh. Capshun shud be “Come up and see me sumtyme” lik Mae West.
One in one millyun chants of calikko kitteh bein’ boi kitteh, and if so, is sterill.
okai, butt than wuldnt bee harbls joek
CZ:”this not works irl… how come?”
Always worked on me.
But then I’m easy, and kind of stoopid.
U kant see mi. I camoflaj kitteh. Weenk!
Wooo! Secsee kitteh!
It would probably work better if the speaker weren’t a calico, and therefore probably female.
Would work if you looked like that.
How YOU doin’?
this has a serious case of lame-atoid arthritis
Im een yoh fase, werkin my MOHJOH !!
You vant me to shake et 4 U ?
p.s. LOVE THIS KITTEH !! ** SCHWING **
Yeah, baybee, I gotz teh David Hasselhoff pukin playin in teh backgroundz. Purrfect mooodz muzac.
Did you SEE what the wanna be fashionista was wearing. ARF ARF!!!
Dis kitteh hav enny teef? I see no fangz top or bottom. Cud be angl. Weerd, tho.
Angl of foto, not angl like havings of teh wingz.
this one no lol for me…
Maybe old kitteh like me. I missing a couple of teeth till I get to denist.
That a Swiffer Kat … onlee missin handl.
My harbls, let me show you them, baby.
Pleeze?
Sleezee Cat….is sleezee
Iz on ur couch comin’ on to ur wemmins
I read Amber’s comment as Woo! Sceesee kitteh!
Works, too.
…yeah, and add my voice to the chorus of CALICO PROLLY CANT HAS HARBLS (not hers)
I can has secs?
Yeh, bebe. You an me. We getz bizzay. I makez u do that yowly-wowly noize from da alley…
:::hangs head::: OK. Yoo gotz me. I no makez you yowl….I’ze nootered.
(Pleeez not to be tellin’ the guyz?)
ono, no, zkooz me, dat wuz no me winkinz “hay” dat wuz me gots fuzz in mah eyebawlz. No, u juz misunnerstanz. WHUT?!?!?!? Seriously, wuz fuz in eye!! Whut u doins? hay wait dat not go…. whut??? AAAHHH! I NAWT DAT KIND OF KITTEH!!
she is a perty calico kittah though. I want to pick her up and give hugs.
Open mouth
Insert CHEEZBORGER
If u wants mah boddee and u think i’z secksee, c’mon shugger let me knoe…
invisible poke in the eye.
from laceysusan, CaLiCo: us motley-types got our own kind ob blz, twust me!
CALICOOOOOOOOO!
Donchu wish yur kitteh wuz haut lik me? Donchu wish yur kitteh wuz a freek lik me?
I has a pashin.
Pierat Kitteh saiz….
YAAAARR
You had me at “hairbals.”
PLEH. I ment “harbls”.
yoo talkin 2 meh?
Hmmm… eef dat dere kitteh a male he sterile…dat doant meen he not hornee.. he eated a viagree mebbeh….ME SOOO HORNEEEE! I just want BANGBANGBANG!!!
Cheezburger goes where?
Whoz yer daddy?
My playce.
At 8.
Doan’t be layte.
PRRRRLLLRRRRRRR
U brings the harbls, I bringz the catznip.
*yawn* you hoomans bore me. come pet my fluffy calico fur!
my meowshake bring all boyz to pillow.
Hay babee. You tyered? Cuz u bin runninz thru mah hed allll day!!
I dunno, this looks more like kitty after drinking binge too me
This cat has beautiful markings.
Mebee kitteh has strapon harblz?
Yawn! Wake me when I can haz cheezburger.
New drinking game! Take a shot for every protesting comment after a post implying maleness in a calico. (Hint: Kitteh not rilly sez dese tings.)
It does too work, you just have to have the Alpha to pull it off.
“Nice boots. Wanna fsck?”
kitteh sez dat sum dam gut tekeela!! Set em up agin…..i kud do dis all nite long!
[Boom Boom Washington]
Hai dere. Seks see kitteh here. Smoochkthxbai.
[/Boom Boom Washington]
calico cats are cannot has harblz sry2say
U no u bin reedin 2 much ICHC when…
New sign at mall parking lot says: “No solicitations, flyers, or handbills”
Almost ran stop sign gawking! Thought it said, “… or harbls”!!!!!
K7: Wuns agin, we needs link to Wikipedia’s info on Cat-coat genetics….
Calico cats are almost always female b/c both red-color and black-color are dominant on X chromosome. (Girl kitteh has XX, therefore can exhibit both black + red, Boi kitteh has XY, so can be EITHER black or red)….. HOwever, kitteh can have XXY chromosome (making it a boi kitteh but sterile) and one X carries red and one X carries black
or can be mutant “chimera” kitteh where two kittens attach their placentas so close together that they just grow into one kitten instead of two…. and it can be one black boi kitteh and one red boi kitteh and grow together to make one black-and-red boi kitteh… but in that circumstance, the kitteh would only pass on ONE of the genetic markers (either black or red) depending on which kitten’s DNA ended up in the cells of the testes.
Right.
Carry on.
elfinugget: if u keep talkin lik that, my feemael harbls will be wif teh smooshins.
hye,
i like the pics of the cats you viewed.and most of all i like the pig E BANK!!!!!!
totally ftw that’s awesome
News Alert: First evar transgendur kitteh!!! Bornded gurl and giben harbls! Full storee at nien!
that’s a female cat… male cats can’t have orange and black in their fur. and if by some extremely rare (like, more rare than a blue chicken with fangs that says moo) chance a tom does have orange and black, he will be sterile or have some severe defect.