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my harbllzz gud 4 brke dst – kthxbi
Kitteh wantz own hamstir weel..
WURST TREDMILL EVAR KITTEH! Git off nao!
Dis not propa cat-converter. Dis iz whut happens wen u go to unawforised deelaship!
Qwit masterbatin or Domkuns get me… kthx!!!
Anti Lock HARBLZ.
I wants dat new kitty powerd Smert Car! I be savin da planit in style!!1!
dis maded me thinx *thinxin..owie hed hurtz..* iz day reely weels fir da kittehs? i maded deh interwebz serch
http://happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/05/cats-on-wheels.html
Dey IZ dey IZ!:)
wut iz domo-kuns?
Mebbe Iz stoopid…. whut iz domo-kuns??
Kitteh Road SErvice all done. U redy to go.
Gives meh the keeyz….you en no shapes to drive….
Yew driven oer my ded body….. (SRY)
Domo kuns skeers me too, kitteh. Has big mouf.
okay. i claim ignernce. what’s it about?
That thar one of dos methane powrd kittehs? If so, hav unlimted suplie of deh fyul. Eco-Kitteh roks!
I sellz dis car cheep tooday only
Domo-kun is skerry brown monsta wif big mouth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate…_God_kills_a_kitten
I can has protekshun?
@InfamousQBert
Domokun is from Japanese TV, he’s a small brown monster with a big mouth and spiky teeth. The kitty reference is to this famous photoshop:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
daz a baaaaaaaad playse to hide from ANYBODY, kitteh. Din’t nobuddy tell u cars are full of LOSE?
Here. I gotza nice sunny window….you can see da baad domo-kun comin a MILE away. I keep u safe, give u catfuud. Mebbe even chzbrgr?
UR DOING IT RONG! IZ FAIL, NOT LOSE!
I’m new to this site but have been checking it daily for a few weeks. What are domokuns and what harbls?
i can has spinnaz?
Cliche kitteh ran all the way to town.
what is domokun?
Iz Mercury Coogurrrr!!!
dis kitten iz zweet!
wikipedia is your friend.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domo-kun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harbl
NSFW: y’all have been warned.
Kitteh need much safe from Domo-kun! Will giv u safe, kitteh, ober heer!
Ooh, it’s a Mazda!
The Kitteh Hubcaps[tm] were the hit of the auto show.
tanks, cmerry, fur da photo ob da BengalWheel! we’d hurd about dem but neber akshually saw one afore.
around here, we prefer da bumpersniker what say, “effurytime you vote republikan, you kill a kittun”… same photo, betterer reserch to back it up
DUDE, this is crazy stuff.
I iz in industryal hamztah wheel
trainin 4 da ironmanz
Amateur nitpikky linguistic nerd sez: –Is it just me, or does “Am is hiding” appear to be a blatant violation of LOLCat grammar rules? “I iz hiding”, “Am hiding”, “I are hiding”–any one of these would be more common usage…I have no idea what the actual grammatical construct would be called, but like greengrocers’ apostrophes and the double negative, this type of disregard for grammar really scorches my nonexistent harblz.
(god, i really REALLY have to lose my whole English-teacher heritage, or the rest of my adulthood is gonna be a very lonely place. thank heavenz 4 kittehs.)
If you quote me on this I’ll deny that I ever said it…
I can has Godzilla help? ( I don’t unnerstans…is anime? I doant likes anime)
gladys….I luuvs ya!
Gladys – werd
Gladys and others:
The grammar (or lack thereof) used in this cap was directly inspired by a doggie cap: “Am ate all ur peanut butters, lol,” see http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/Ryajinor/imagemacros/sillydogpeanut1xw.jpg
It was originally “Am is hied/hide from the Domo-Kuns.” “Am hide” or “Am hiding” sounded too “correct” to me, so I added the “is.”
I like “Am is (verbing).” It’s like teh kittehz have extra trouble with their present participles or something. And I like the lack of the pronoun “I.” Makes it feel more English-as-a-second-language-ish to me.
But that’s just me.
MOAR KITTEHZ!!
@ magpie (larah)
Thx fur teh refs.
aihal
May 9th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Ooh, it’s a Mazda!
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Oooh… is Eddie Izzard! yu can haz cheezburger!
ahahaha too much awsums! Luv the domokuns too
Mapie (larah),
I was much happier thinking about hairballs.
Gladys: It’s certainly inappropriate declination of the verb “to be”, which counts. Could be kitty is just stuttering… Is…is…um….is…hiding!!
I fink iz fyne. U go bak to hoomin English. Iz okay.
Lolkatz no need grammur.
wait… verb conjugation?
Which one is it… do you decline verbs or nouns? ARRRHGHGHGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Elfi — thx fr kiend ofr but i nots want eevur.
(see, i declyns bofe!)
So what?
I has chome mittenz
@coolbana
teh magpie iz much sry for disillushun youns. (yes magpie is from Pgh
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I declines both verbs and nouns and sticks mainly wif adjectives.
fastly runningly!
Oh, funny, but I was surfin with my Mom. We didn’t know what domo-kun meant so I clicked the link! O NOES, it was the word masturbate! Can’t read that word, in front of…..my….mother….oh, the pain. I did look it up on wikipedia, tho, so now I know a liddle moar than I did before.
simply use masta-debate or masta-debater in the future…
emunciate on the DEEbate… lulz
DON’T WERRY YOUZE OUTTA GAS – I KEN MAKE DIS CAR GO!
familys dun w/ bathrm brk
lets get back2powerin dem whlzz
………….
mos moddrn kars r kittah powa’d
reer wheal drives cost mo… dan frt whl drvs
… but if ur in2perfarmance … get de4kittah muddle!
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mines4kittah powered, bob…. sure can beat ur 300hp nissin
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lets be racin this caturday…
tis Furrmula 1 …
winna gitz cheezbgr!!!
I don know what ta say…
iz used be not black y braun before i cleans tire. wherre mah tips? oh. i udsd all eur armour all. wheeeel iz slick like like like like like um like politischuns.
follow teh truck! and steps on it!!
I love this website and the kitties are so cute and they really bring out your attention
Who needs horsepower when u got Kittehpowah! 1 kittehpowah = sumpin like a googolbazillion horespower anyway!