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Posing cat is posing.
GAIDES GAIDES YOU ALL GOT GAIDES!!
I are doing my Rodin impression.
I can has fun?
Iz dis toof dat huirts, rite heer.
no no u iz LYIN on board…
this is how i lounge on my raptop… hehe.
i has bak prollems now.
lief is no fun wifout cheezburgers!
OoooOOOOhhh Dis wun sayins him lykz lawng wocks onz da bak fens, sharin’ toonerfizh an fancyfeezt in da moonlyte??? oohhH!! him lyk serenading! Okay, I emails him…. lessee… dis wun sayins him hav kittunz, no, dat nont do, him problie ztil maryd or somefin…… dis wun sayins him wunts yung torbiekat wif bloo eyz an hite/wate porporshinz??…… wtf, who him fink him iz?? jeez go to da ztrip barz if u wuntz a ztrippurz!! OKay ….. maybe after emails da furzt guy, I go reedz mah harlikwin seeryz.
ngh…
ngh…
sum kibble stukk, giv me floss plsthx
i haded manikure but i eated it..
decisions decisions
Nine west or the Jimmies?
what is a girl to wear
iz old seez slow. did not notice the kb in lower rt corner.
Should be more like
Did i save that or put it in a file someplace or OH NO send it to the whole em list?
“Paynt me lik won uv yor frinch girls, Leo,” sez teh kitteh.
Me too…
Alternatively…
Sop hittin yerseff! Sop hittin yerseff!
Boredkat is bored.
Board cat are board cuz he has no dinasore computer. Helper cat took away his motherboard.
Cheezburger-I lies like this on my raptop too, and it makes my shoulders hurt. Wish I had kitteh to march on my back.
Griffith Park is burning out of control and CBSB lives at the foot of the hilly park. The LA Zoo is being threatened (all the animals are really upset with the helicopters flying continually overhead). And they think some idiot arsonist started the fire.
I am about 1-2 miles away from the action. I don’t think I’ll sleep very well tonight. I’ve got my laptop and my three cat carriers ready to go. Fire is only 30% contained.
I can has peace of mind?
OR
Panicked cat is panicking!
u not made of wud!
I R sittin’ on balkny of Mupet Show, mixn’ wif teh geezers
Jaded Broadway Critic kitty sez “I want passion, not this crap”
No, u are kitteh.
Silly lolcatz.
Peanut butta Kittehs mouf is stuk…
Dis how i feel when deh husbun start tellin same ol’ storees … ovr an ovr agin. U mareed long enuf, u start tu look lik dis tu.
CBSB: U okayz??
Good luck, CBSB. Pleeze to keep us posted, K?
“I want you to take a picture of me wearing this… and only this…”
i iz plotin takeover of entire werld
or, take nap.
DR: almost the same thing, eh?
Happy, Krazy and Board law offices, how may I direct your call?
Thanks, Elfinugget and snorgler. Cats and me made it through the night. Fire is notw 40% contained so I am not sure how close to home I should stay in case kitties need to bee evacuated.
I believe it is safe enough for me to go into work (bleh) and have my neighbors posted to call me should we get the evacuation order.
I think the Zoo animals are still OK, too. There are trailers parked near-by if they need to evacute but they have no way to evacuate the larger animals. But, again, things look OK.
Thanks again for asking. It’s been pretty scary and surreal around here. Nice to be able to check in to ichc!!
CBSB, glad to hear you and kittehs ok so far … here in FL the entire state seems to be on fire (it’s been a very dry spring); the haze and smell of smoke are a bit overwhelming … bad for kittehs, puppies, horses (this is thoroughbred country), and hoomans. Supposedly there’s a 30-40% chance of rain the next few days … here’s hoping.
Galactic Chick: VERY FUNNY. Our receptionist spends her day looking JUST LIKE THAT. (We call our firm Wild, Fine & Dandy in our lighter moments.)
CBSB: We’re worrying ’bout you and teh kittehs…
CBSB I know what you’re going through. I went through the big San Francisco Bay Area Hills fire. I pulled up my truck and loaded my entire business into it, by myself. Left the stuff that could be easily replaced and booked to a safer location. Shop kittech was upset but got over it with some kitnip and half and half.
One of my first customers when I opened again(all was well, neighborhood not burned) was Amy Tan. She was still old school then and was used to a manual typewriter, several of which I had ready for sale. She picked out a darling little Hermes Rocket.
So take a burrito home and share with kittehs and have a beer.
PlainJane, I’m right there with you. Weeks of this endless smoke seeping into the office, ash all over the car, headaches every day… I’ve about had it. And of course Lex Kitteh is mad because we can’t open the window for him to lizard hunt. Sub-Tropical Storm Andrea finally parked it off the coast and we’re getting some drizzles, which I thought would help with the smoke, but as soon as the rain let up, the smoke rolled in
Thinking of you, CBSB. You’d think that zoo would have an evacuation plan for ALL the animals, given the way the mountains burn every few years. *worried*
CBSB….nuther florida feline friend, here! Saw the pics on the tube….you are in my prayers. Meanwhile the HOT state of Florida (take that any way you want) is putting us asthmatics in bad shape!! Hopefully TS Andrea will at least blow the smoke away….but here’s hope that her early appearance doesn’t foreshadow an active hurricane season
Hang in there, kittehs….wez all gonna make it thru dis! Amen
CrazyO’Lady and SarahD, we *all* a little crazee to live in FL, yes? Where moonlight ‘n magnolias and sunshine and citrus collide … makes people even weirder than they would be normally! (And this hurricane season is supposed to be a pip … yikes)
Pleez, CBSB, keep us posted … we’re sending deh positive energy yur way! xxxxx
CBSB, Good luck Honee. I work where I don’t have innernet acess so this is a little late. Hope you and kittehs are OK.
Dat dere kitteh look like she finkin reel hard? Wut is meanins of lifes? cheesburgers an naps!
Thanks, all. I really appreciate your prayers, well wishes and positive thoughts.
Found out that supposedly 1200 animals were evacuated from the zoo (I’m thinking deer and elk). Where did they take them? I would have loved to have gotten the opportunity to pet them.
They hope to have the fire contained by tonight! Burritos and beer with the kittehs sounds perfect. (Yeah, with all the fires we have you WOULD think the zoo had an evacuation plan. Heard that the zoo is no longer in danger!!!). GC cannot believe you went through that. And Amy Tan is so cool.
Thanks again PlainJane, laytonwoman3rd, Galactic Chick, SarahD, CrazyOldLady and Melissa! U guys rock ichc and now you are rockin’ me!!!
cbsb….hooray, yu bak! We been waitin to heer from ya!!!!
CBSB, My hubbee and I has been on little one day trip cuz he is on vacayshun this weke and we can’t affords the gaz for bigger trip. So I haz not been online at ICHC ALL DAY. I hope
u and yur kittehz r all ok. iz sceery fing, fire.
And here comez good thots to all of u in Florida, too.
I iz wurried for u all.
All yous hyooman livin in Florida, pls to add me to yr list of wheeeezerz.
That smoke is nasty — Orlando had some rain tonight, and Tampa got some fresh air to blow some of it away today. Hope Andrea comes and straightens it out — so we can have a *quiet* hurricane season this year.
Glad you and the kittehs and the aminuls in the zoo are okay.
Kittehmummeh sez: If u iz board u can tidee litteh trai.
Kitteh sez: not dat board now!
Num num num. Yummi chickn.
*confuzd*
HEY!
Why I taste like chickn? I not chickn.
Heh, this cat looks just like my cat ^_^ or his bro or sis lol. They all three look the same. Cuties!
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he wants his cheezburger
oh no! its needsomsugeritis!!!
i tink i haz a horseradash stuck inbatween ma teetz
We been waitin to heer from ya!!!!
me too
oh, and you just got SPAMMED! (i figure it was pertinent)