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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Helper cat ’bout to bop hisself on the noggin if he not careful.
lol!
Kitteh Vila!
Oh, hai, you handz me teh Philips head scroodriver?
I can has toolbox?
I can has rest of my body?
* ghost cat is haunting you and destroying your pooter*
Uh. Oh. You remember to unplug first?
Tek cat b needin sharp point phillips, not dis straight edge screw driver.
Tek cat went to gud tek school. Paid em lotz o muny to train kitteh.
watch out helper cat!!! there seems to be a mysterious, shadowy, hand-shaped figure behind you!
haha its teh nuthin creepin up on kitteh
grounding wrist wrap, NOW!
WAIT
ur chassy smel funey
38. 39. phillips. flat. ehh. whatever it takes.
Kitteh, what u usin dere, 220?
“Yah, 220, 221, whatever it takes.”
Charity! LOL @ Mr Mom ref.. u cn hav da wubby bak..
Dat dere kitteh ees apprentiis to dat geeky skwad kitteh. You do da grunt workins you. Or no toona OR chessbuggah bonuses! (whip crack)
A Computer Tech. Performing A CAT SCAN!!!!!!!!!
whuts klokwize?
Ohhai, I can has 5 1/4 inch floppeh drive? I instalz mahself. I buyd Pirates on teh eBayz.
lessee…ummmm
Lefty-tytie… no, wait… tytie-whytie….
no, dat not it neethur, dis a ylow skroodryvur….
Ummmmmm…. Loosie goosie… that’s it… um… whish way is goosie?
reel tek cats got phillips-head CLAWZ
Dat CaliFlower kitteh left job haf dun. I haz to finnish evryting she start.
laytwoman, you be heering frum our lawyers in da mornin!
signed,
LaceySusan, CaLiCo
(dat’s da Calico Liberation Coalition, a radical left-paw social and pawlitical organerzertion dedicayted to werld dominayshun. we gots our own messij boards, and our own weekly chat. you NOT wanna mess wif da CaLiCos, letmetellyouDIS!)
plz to stop luking ovar mai shouldar, i knows hao to do diz. kthxbai
pls be stop unskrewin now.
Skroodrivr no wurkin.
I can has hammar?
wot u mean, dis not shivt leva..?
wont maik fast, need ovadryv
Kitteh assends mownt Compy
i can get u deal on full ht floppy.
for you young uns that is sooooooooooooo old school
2shay tenhousecats 2shay
I may not be able to understand anything anyone says around here, but THAT IS AWESOME!
Hi, dis is Ty, breengin u anuver fabulus traadin playcez maykeover.
first fing to do is remoove deh fan. fans not alloud heer.
HALPing cat are HALPing
Oh noes! One moar dinasore?
Thiz iz the picshur from “Im in ur room, stealin yur drive”!
So, iz kitteh stealin or helpin???
Oh hai, tenhousecats. U haz lawyers??? I WORKZ for lawyers. Dey eats Co-aLISHUNS for brekfus. Ha.
Kitteh sez…”Stoopid hoomenz….de always breakin stuff an Iz always gotta fixes it….dey needs to be not touchin mah stuffs!!!”
Hey….
that’s Bill Gates’ cat!!
Judy from MI: Kitteh is helpin himselfs to da dryv.
okay, so what we do here is *skreek skreek* a little here, and we check this over heere, *skreek skreek,* and–oh, whoops, we gotta starts agin, i hates it when ya drops these little things, don’t you?–so im back agin, and over here we just–ah ha! and *there*’s your hard drive!
HEERS UR PROBLM, PUTER IS FULLA CHEEZBURGERS! I TAKES CAIR UF IT.
Kitteh instahl ur motherbored.
A hitherto unknown gang of kitteh HD thieves is, at last, found out when a member is caught in the act of removing a component. Police say this gang is widespread and well entrenched so it will be hard to root out.
More news on this developing story later as it becomes available.
::: da sekret tayellshakes be eggschanged…. da rekognishun codewords be posted…. CaLiCos, to PAWS! dey tink dey can mess wif us….. ::::
Screwcat iz…
[...] Stolen from here [...]
I seen this with different caption before, but I forgetted it.
@liz lowell! I didna notice before. Bad fotoshop FTL
KermieD can has burgers from me. [smirky lols]
LMFAO!! Brilliant!
GC & Mando rotflmao!!
Iz in yr kumputr
upgradin yr RAM
I’ve seen that with
“Im in ur room, steeln ur drive!”
Iz cee da problem….youz gots a virus! It’s ok….I fyx it!
itz all the fault of the greeblings. they b everywhere u know.
tech supp cat fixin ur pc sez “…that makez 180 dullarz kkthxbai”
righty tighty lefty loosey…
[...] i iz a halper cat. [...]
Iz in ur puter
makin shoor u dont git sum virus
nd cant giv me cheezburger
Herez mousey-mousey! No gud hidin in box, I goz in affer you!
I iz on ur plate sheding on ur food
I LOVE LOL CATS!!!!