Comments on: burrito cat needz moar cheez plzz

By: brandi3981

brandi3981 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:56:23 +0000

reminds meh of mom’s cat trying to threw my jacket sleeve

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By: cwolf

cwolf — Tue, 27 May 2008 18:02:06 +0000

salsa too!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:03:36 +0000

luks liek kitteh needz MOAR CHEEZ

By: kitteh loveh

kitteh loveh — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:25:45 +0000

hmm… tis is wut it feels like to bees a burrito… i finellys get to bees in sumeone elses shell…

By: adamswine

adamswine — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:42:57 +0000

lol

By: rachelkins

rachelkins — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:29:04 +0000

Plz turn teh comment into Office Space kwote.
Taht be best moveh evah!

(Damn. It’s hard to type like that!)

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Thu, 10 May 2007 03:34:22 +0000

blunt kitteh sez: legalize me!

By: jasonbartholme

jasonbartholme — Thu, 10 May 2007 01:21:43 +0000

rahminds me of teh egg roll i has for lunch

By: Jammer

Jammer — Wed, 09 May 2007 21:29:16 +0000

doktur Maus sez itz lahk i’rn lung. halps me breev.

By: themusicvids.com

themusicvids.com — Wed, 09 May 2007 12:22:33 +0000

When will there be a sushi cat?

By: Brown Suga

Brown Suga — Wed, 09 May 2007 04:13:27 +0000

I needs moar burrito kittehs!!!

Wif eggstra cheez. Thang oo.

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 09 May 2007 03:12:43 +0000

I will eat theez kitteh cuz I likes burritoz and I likes kittehz

By: Teh Shadow

Teh Shadow — Wed, 09 May 2007 02:59:35 +0000

Kannon Kitteh

Is awaytin Firin time

By: gladys

gladys — Wed, 09 May 2007 02:37:24 +0000

nevah ated a burritokitteh neither. but i makeses da BESTESTEST flautas de pollo. from scratch. tayks 2 DAYZ to do rite. den you needz da corn tortillaz (flour PLEH, do NOT want, also fallzes-apart) an da gwacamoley-from-scratch an da sourcreem an da pico de gallo (alzo fromscratch)…

:::wypez druul offa chin::: Loopz of da Frootz much fazter. Box, bowl, zpoon, opshunal milk. Much quikker.

I useta cut my mouf up wif da Loopz, too. An the other thing i could eet enuf to make my mouf sore wif: fresh pineappl. frsh pynappl is SO full of WIN!

I are hungry now.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Wed, 09 May 2007 01:24:35 +0000

I’m tellin all uv u that the Puffs uv deh Cocoa is de bestest of allz. Yes, I lyke the
Crispix, and the krispies of the rice, and all of dose, too, but OH, the Puffs uv deh Cocoa!!
U gits gud krispy choklatey seryal AND endz up wif choklate melk, too.
Is deh best.
Also gwacamol is best.
And ice creem.
And berry straws.
And mebbe even burrito kitteh. don no, nevah ated one.

By: shaungrltoo

shaungrltoo — Wed, 09 May 2007 00:48:49 +0000

PlainJane- dey used to. I haven’t had CC in years. Closest thing to “kids” was the choc. Life I tried a couple months back. Plech. Notz nom-nom!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 08 May 2007 23:45:51 +0000

I like da Capn cwunch but it ruffs up roofs uv me mouf. cukoo for cocoa cwunch. An de speshiul Ks cuz i r beeg fatty.

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:59:23 +0000

Weez gotz deh makins of a Kap’n deh Krunchenz web site … elfi, i feelz yur pain … Deh Kap’n iz won of dos sadomasokitteh seryuls, wot wif deh mouf sorez an all, butt u cant stop scarfin’ … iz sik! Shaun, deh mak PB flavr 2? I outta deh (froot) loop! Ar ar ar!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:41:15 +0000

LOLZ U know I uzd to luv eetingz reel krunchie seryal den gittings sorez in mah mouf. It meaned dat da seryal wuz gud. Kaptin krunch wuz partikularliez gud bakuz it wuz vary sharp-pointy.

By: shaungrltoo

shaungrltoo — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:36:15 +0000

cappin cwunch wit da nasty but oh so tasty fakez PB tongue coating glopz. MMMM.

By: shaungrltoo

shaungrltoo — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:34:14 +0000

Uhhh…whenz kitteh sed wanting to be learnded teh salsa-dis not what kitteh iz meanin. Iz wanted teh hip ackshun not teh lip ackshun. K?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:18:46 +0000

I rilly lykz da Pebbulz of Frootiez, too. Dem iz lyk loopz ov fruut , but iz zmall and krizpiez too. I akshulie lyk bazikly enny seryul, Krunchiez kaptinz, frawztid flaykz, all ov dem.

I luvz seryal too mutsh, we kan nawt buyz it oar I eetz it tilz I gitz sik.

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 22:05:18 +0000

Hai, Gladys & Scarlet … obveeusly conosurs, both. Deh Loops deh Froots preddy gud, yes, but deh crem de la crem is deh Cap’n Crunchers. Dat deh shampain of deh cereels. But stil not up dere w/deh guacamole, sorry. Guacamole w/deh Little Debbee chaser, yes! (and harbls on the side, pleez) Koalas gud, 2! Yes, yes!

But nuttin better than Kittehs, we all ‘gree, rite?

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Tue, 08 May 2007 20:53:44 +0000

To Gladys and PlainJane;
I heers u bowt de Froot of de Loopz and even MITE conseed on deh
Lil Debbie, but for my monees, nuthin beeets de Puffs of the Cocoa.

We selbrated deh Sinko de Mayo on Saturdayz with de fud of the Mehicanos.
It did not look nuffin lyke dis, tho. We had no kittehs and no papaya. And no koalas,
eether, Teho. ( ;

By: Magnoire

Magnoire — Tue, 08 May 2007 20:27:34 +0000

I’m with the Papaya group.
What bee-u-tee-ful eyes kitteh has!!!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 08 May 2007 20:08:15 +0000

Uh oh..nuvver Melissa..gonna I can has name change?
I doant cares how muches cheese….I r not nootrishus! or delishoos!

By: Galactic Chick

Galactic Chick — Tue, 08 May 2007 19:50:46 +0000

burrito kitteh needz
a beer and some lime wedges!!

By: catt butt squirrel butt

catt butt squirrel butt — Tue, 08 May 2007 19:15:04 +0000

Osteogal wrote:
May 8th, 2007 at 4:54 am
“Babushka cat looz all her munnies an her scarfs. Now she paper bag princess.”

###

Shee paypir bagg prinssess — juss lyk Pawis Hiltin.
sing togever:
Goin 2 jayl. oh yay oh yay shee’z goin 2 jayl. oh yay oh yay.

(osteogal: gud call on luk lyk Babooshka)

By: gladys

gladys — Tue, 08 May 2007 19:06:27 +0000

PlainJane: Loopz of da Froot iz NEVER lame. Loopz of da Froot iz, iffen you askes me, even more better dan cheez. In fact, Loopz of da Frootz iz better dan EVERYFING, wif one exxepshun: LIL DEBBY SWISS ROLLZ. Dey are da highest of da high, da pinnikle ov everyfing, naycher’s most perfek fuud.

butdat’s juss me. (Eetabowla Fruut Loopz fer me, tho.)

By: Kori

Kori — Tue, 08 May 2007 19:03:54 +0000

I is not burritis–I is Sub!

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 18:12:23 +0000

Teho, u r genyus … who knew Conrad could ever be Cute? LOL! An tank u … tankuvereemuch (so sez Elvis, who has left deh building … permanently).

By: saintpikachu

saintpikachu — Tue, 08 May 2007 18:12:11 +0000

Macanudo cat sez “Light the other end, pleeze!”

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:55:21 +0000

PlainJane et al. — here, I’m using an old trick. Click on my name-link in this comment; I’ve temporarily changed it for the “Heart of Darkness” reference. Et voila, working link!

By: rslux

rslux — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:54:41 +0000

no eatins of burrito kitteh, plz.

burrito kitteh scaredz and needs moar luvz!

By: Galactic Chick

Galactic Chick — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:50:47 +0000

could be cannoli kitteh.
hard to tell , us old folks don’t see so well.
y’all kept yappin about burritos and my kitteh, who is privy too all that goes on in the homestead, got up and asked for some more breakfast.

By: Betsy

Betsy — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:48:32 +0000

Sushi cat discovers that rolling sushi isn’t as easy as it looks.

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:29:46 +0000

Teho, that be cool. Jus’ sittin’ here, chillin’, scarfing down the Fruit Loops (no guac on premises, sadly) … how lame is dat? Fruit Loops fer deh lunch. Pitiful!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:26:45 +0000

hayz Teho: If I wuz finkinz it awl bees abowtings ov da poo, den I wud be nawt wif da sugjesterashinz of da “cheez”, I wudz be wif da sugjesterashinz ov: “fybar”, “proonz” “mettamoosyl”, “rayzinz”, “shugir alkahowlz”, “opyitz”, etc.

o.O!

–Elfi

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:23:47 +0000

PJ -- I've noticed that all comments with URLs embedded must be approved by one of the 'Burgers. And I do links all the time, so I get this all the time. So it's there, honest... it's just "awaiting moderation."

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:21:51 +0000

As beesings ov da rezidunt KSL tootorz, I sugjizt da folowzings unzpellerashinz for “paper”: “papuh”, “paepr” “paiparz” “papur”

Diz kud alzo beesings wif a werd dat beez speld korektlie for havings wif da kontinooityez. Ifz mozt othur werdz havs da unspellerashinz, den da werd paper nawt rilly ztandz owt mush.

–Elfi
Lingwiztik Maztar of da KSL Yunavers.
(I iz nawt bragzin, I am wif juzt to beesings of maykzings of da “BRAND YOU!!” zelf-tytilings, wharz I givz mahselfz a kewl jobtytulz.)

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:21:16 +0000

Teho, wassup? Link? Ware deh link? Iz guacamole involvd? Damn, neow i hungree!

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:16:43 +0000

Wups. Sorry PlainJane… let’s try that again…
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/in_the_depths_o.html

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:16:17 +0000

LOLZ

I not say I wuz EETINZ cheez tuh fixiz da azmah. I kant eet rite nowz. I jus said U know, don’t we all needz moar cheez? U kno, iz moar bwayno. Not fur da digishtin, juz in genuril. Kind ovz a zen fing, u know, cheez maykz evryfing bettar. If azmah kamed wif cheez, den it wud be bettar, rite? Not “less azmah” bettar, but “more tolerayt” bettar.

I wuz gonna kanzul mah pursinal trayninz werkowt (whar dey makz me swet and werkz hard and liftz vizibul barbelz an stuf) … dey sed pliz to be with kominz in ennywayz, if u kanzul den u loozesings da seshin ennywayz. Juz kom in an mebby dos a LIL bit an den u kanz rezt.

I sed FYNE FYNE FYNE zo I wentz in an we did a whol howar ov ztretchy inzted ov waitz an kardyoz. Dis wuz nyce an nowz I kan breef betarz kuz mah bak iz ztretchyd owt. I am glads dem zed kom in ennywayz. It wuz gud use ov tymez.

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:16:17 +0000

Ooh! Ooh! PlainJane — link for you!

By: PlainJane

PlainJane — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:11:47 +0000

Paw of Evilness … dat be skary skreen name! Somtin kinda Joseph Conrad ’bout it … a Heart of Darkness vibe, see? I jus’ be plain ol’ Jane … nuttin’ skary dere. But tanks!

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:58:26 +0000

lol — elfi wants play piti card now. but nopes. i nows azmaz not fiskd by moar cheezls. see? iz all bout teh poops!
(srsly, feels betr suun)

By: Kurokai

Kurokai — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:35:26 +0000

Iz the burritokitty, sneekin across yur borderz

By: Moar Cheez « One Weird Mother

Moar Cheez « One Weird Mother — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:06:40 +0000

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