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…with harbls and guacamole on the side, pleez.
Facecat is just a face.
Don’t we all, Burritokitteh, don’t we all.
it can be open tiem plez?
kitteh eys luk lyk hallapeenos. mmmmm
the spice must… oh, nevermind – wrong kitty
im in yr cigar, blowing out yr matches
“I FINDS TEH INTERTUBES!! THEAR MADED FROMS PAYPA!!”
Do you wantz kitteh wif lettis an’ guac dip on the side?
Ah cannah see teh kitteh, sadly…..
gotta love sleep deprivation… I read David’s comment as THEAR MADED FROMS PAPAYA! …which has kind of an absurdist appeal.
that be california roll
i know them well
elfi — TMI FTW! LOL.
Lol, I love your site SO much!
I came across it on a day where I was ready to kill. You totally cheered me up and saved the lives of the Richmond, VA community.
You are a hero. =P
Teho – o.O ?!?!?
What, did you think that was commentary on my personal digestive status?
Noooo, wuz just commenting on “everything’s better with cheese”…. Jeez, not EVERYTHING is about poop you know.
Teho: I also read it as Papaya… and when you commented, I went back and looked and looked and couldn’t figure out what you read that was different from the comment…. LOLZ
Finally I realized is “paypa” (= “paper”) … lolz, I thought it was some kind of salsa to go on the burrito.
*snort* I fink mebbehs I needs sleep too.
Elfi — mm-hmm. Yeeeah. (trying my damnedest not to turn this into an Office Space quote)
Plz turn teh comment into Office Space kwote.
Taht be best moveh evah!
(Damn. It’s hard to type like that!)
Well, u’d be weird too if u wuz all hypoxik. *SIGHS* *POWT* No makinz fun ov me.
Juz bakuz I has teh azmah and I has teh breefin-treetmintz and I has teh neboolyzur …..
Mah Skweezlkiteh not even luvz me, she hissd.
Burrito cat iz in ur paper plottin’ her revenge
Babushka cat looz all her munnies an her scarfs. Now she paper bag princess.
Sumdays when I growz upz I want to be tackos!
Awww poor kitteh, there will be unravellins later? Bee carfuls or kitteh will geddizzy.
Sushi roll kitteh needz moar wasabi pls kthxbai
“PAPAYA”
I think I need to work on my phonetic misspellings. They’re either too easy to read, or too hard. I can’t decide which, at the moment…
Do u onetz sum kitteh natchoez wif tis burriokitteh?
sum wasabi and refrid beens plz. ims gonna eat him.
Your purchase will arrive in a plain brown wrapper.
Ahahahahah PlainJane, hilarious!
I redz paypa as paypal. Allz ur intertubez are belong to ebay!!1 >.
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Iz the burritokitty, sneekin across yur borderz
lol — elfi wants play piti card now. but nopes. i nows azmaz not fiskd by moar cheezls. see? iz all bout teh poops!
(srsly, feels betr suun)
Paw of Evilness … dat be skary skreen name! Somtin kinda Joseph Conrad ’bout it … a Heart of Darkness vibe, see? I jus’ be plain ol’ Jane … nuttin’ skary dere. But tanks!
LOLZ
I not say I wuz EETINZ cheez tuh fixiz da azmah. I kant eet rite nowz. I jus said U know, don’t we all needz moar cheez? U kno, iz moar bwayno. Not fur da digishtin, juz in genuril. Kind ovz a zen fing, u know, cheez maykz evryfing bettar. If azmah kamed wif cheez, den it wud be bettar, rite? Not “less azmah” bettar, but “more tolerayt” bettar.
I wuz gonna kanzul mah pursinal trayninz werkowt (whar dey makz me swet and werkz hard and liftz vizibul barbelz an stuf) … dey sed pliz to be with kominz in ennywayz, if u kanzul den u loozesings da seshin ennywayz. Juz kom in an mebby dos a LIL bit an den u kanz rezt.
I sed FYNE FYNE FYNE zo I wentz in an we did a whol howar ov ztretchy inzted ov waitz an kardyoz. Dis wuz nyce an nowz I kan breef betarz kuz mah bak iz ztretchyd owt. I am glads dem zed kom in ennywayz. It wuz gud use ov tymez.
Ooh! Ooh! PlainJane — link for you!
Wups. Sorry PlainJane… let’s try that again…
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/02/in_the_depths_o.html
Teho, wassup? Link? Ware deh link? Iz guacamole involvd? Damn, neow i hungree!
As beesings ov da rezidunt KSL tootorz, I sugjizt da folowzings unzpellerashinz for “paper”: “papuh”, “paepr” “paiparz” “papur”
Diz kud alzo beesings wif a werd dat beez speld korektlie for havings wif da kontinooityez. Ifz mozt othur werdz havs da unspellerashinz, den da werd paper nawt rilly ztandz owt mush.
–Elfi
Lingwiztik Maztar of da KSL Yunavers.
(I iz nawt bragzin, I am wif juzt to beesings of maykzings of da “BRAND YOU!!” zelf-tytilings, wharz I givz mahselfz a kewl jobtytulz.)
PJ — I’ve noticed that all comments with URLs embedded must be approved by one of the ‘Burgers. And I do links all the time, so I get this all the time. So it’s there, honest… it’s just “awaiting moderation.”
hayz Teho: If I wuz finkinz it awl bees abowtings ov da poo, den I wud be nawt wif da sugjesterashinz of da “cheez”, I wudz be wif da sugjesterashinz ov: “fybar”, “proonz” “mettamoosyl”, “rayzinz”, “shugir alkahowlz”, “opyitz”, etc.
o.O!
–Elfi
Teho, that be cool. Jus’ sittin’ here, chillin’, scarfing down the Fruit Loops (no guac on premises, sadly) … how lame is dat? Fruit Loops fer deh lunch. Pitiful!
Sushi cat discovers that rolling sushi isn’t as easy as it looks.
could be cannoli kitteh.
hard to tell , us old folks don’t see so well.
y’all kept yappin about burritos and my kitteh, who is privy too all that goes on in the homestead, got up and asked for some more breakfast.
no eatins of burrito kitteh, plz.
burrito kitteh scaredz and needs moar luvz!
PlainJane et al. — here, I’m using an old trick. Click on my name-link in this comment; I’ve temporarily changed it for the “Heart of Darkness” reference. Et voila, working link!
Macanudo cat sez “Light the other end, pleeze!”
Teho, u r genyus … who knew Conrad could ever be Cute? LOL! An tank u … tankuvereemuch (so sez Elvis, who has left deh building … permanently).
I is not burritis–I is Sub!
PlainJane: Loopz of da Froot iz NEVER lame. Loopz of da Froot iz, iffen you askes me, even more better dan cheez. In fact, Loopz of da Frootz iz better dan EVERYFING, wif one exxepshun: LIL DEBBY SWISS ROLLZ. Dey are da highest of da high, da pinnikle ov everyfing, naycher’s most perfek fuud.
butdat’s juss me. (Eetabowla Fruut Loopz fer me, tho.)
Osteogal wrote:
May 8th, 2007 at 4:54 am
“Babushka cat looz all her munnies an her scarfs. Now she paper bag princess.”
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Shee paypir bagg prinssess — juss lyk Pawis Hiltin.
sing togever:
Goin 2 jayl. oh yay oh yay shee’z goin 2 jayl. oh yay oh yay.
(osteogal: gud call on luk lyk Babooshka)
burrito kitteh needz
a beer and some lime wedges!!
Uh oh..nuvver Melissa..gonna I can has name change?
I doant cares how muches cheese….I r not nootrishus! or delishoos!
I’m with the Papaya group.
What bee-u-tee-ful eyes kitteh has!!!
To Gladys and PlainJane;
I heers u bowt de Froot of de Loopz and even MITE conseed on deh
Lil Debbie, but for my monees, nuthin beeets de Puffs of the Cocoa.
We selbrated deh Sinko de Mayo on Saturdayz with de fud of the Mehicanos.
It did not look nuffin lyke dis, tho. We had no kittehs and no papaya. And no koalas,
eether, Teho. ( ;
Hai, Gladys & Scarlet … obveeusly conosurs, both. Deh Loops deh Froots preddy gud, yes, but deh crem de la crem is deh Cap’n Crunchers. Dat deh shampain of deh cereels. But stil not up dere w/deh guacamole, sorry. Guacamole w/deh Little Debbee chaser, yes! (and harbls on the side, pleez) Koalas gud, 2! Yes, yes!
But nuttin better than Kittehs, we all ‘gree, rite?
I rilly lykz da Pebbulz of Frootiez, too. Dem iz lyk loopz ov fruut , but iz zmall and krizpiez too. I akshulie lyk bazikly enny seryul, Krunchiez kaptinz, frawztid flaykz, all ov dem.
I luvz seryal too mutsh, we kan nawt buyz it oar I eetz it tilz I gitz sik.
Uhhh…whenz kitteh sed wanting to be learnded teh salsa-dis not what kitteh iz meanin. Iz wanted teh hip ackshun not teh lip ackshun. K?
cappin cwunch wit da nasty but oh so tasty fakez PB tongue coating glopz. MMMM.
LOLZ U know I uzd to luv eetingz reel krunchie seryal den gittings sorez in mah mouf. It meaned dat da seryal wuz gud. Kaptin krunch wuz partikularliez gud bakuz it wuz vary sharp-pointy.
Weez gotz deh makins of a Kap’n deh Krunchenz web site … elfi, i feelz yur pain … Deh Kap’n iz won of dos sadomasokitteh seryuls, wot wif deh mouf sorez an all, butt u cant stop scarfin’ … iz sik! Shaun, deh mak PB flavr 2? I outta deh (froot) loop! Ar ar ar!
I like da Capn cwunch but it ruffs up roofs uv me mouf. cukoo for cocoa cwunch. An de speshiul Ks cuz i r beeg fatty.
PlainJane- dey used to. I haven’t had CC in years. Closest thing to “kids” was the choc. Life I tried a couple months back. Plech. Notz nom-nom!
I’m tellin all uv u that the Puffs uv deh Cocoa is de bestest of allz. Yes, I lyke the
Crispix, and the krispies of the rice, and all of dose, too, but OH, the Puffs uv deh Cocoa!!
U gits gud krispy choklatey seryal AND endz up wif choklate melk, too.
Is deh best.
Also gwacamol is best.
And ice creem.
And berry straws.
And mebbe even burrito kitteh. don no, nevah ated one.
nevah ated a burritokitteh neither. but i makeses da BESTESTEST flautas de pollo. from scratch. tayks 2 DAYZ to do rite. den you needz da corn tortillaz (flour PLEH, do NOT want, also fallzes-apart) an da gwacamoley-from-scratch an da sourcreem an da pico de gallo (alzo fromscratch)…
:::wypez druul offa chin::: Loopz of da Frootz much fazter. Box, bowl, zpoon, opshunal milk. Much quikker.
I useta cut my mouf up wif da Loopz, too. An the other thing i could eet enuf to make my mouf sore wif: fresh pineappl. frsh pynappl is SO full of WIN!
I are hungry now.
Kannon Kitteh
Is awaytin Firin time
I will eat theez kitteh cuz I likes burritoz and I likes kittehz
I needs moar burrito kittehs!!!
Wif eggstra cheez. Thang oo.
When will there be a sushi cat?
doktur Maus sez itz lahk i’rn lung. halps me breev.
rahminds me of teh egg roll i has for lunch
blunt kitteh sez: legalize me!
lol
hmm… tis is wut it feels like to bees a burrito… i finellys get to bees in sumeone elses shell…
luks liek kitteh needz MOAR CHEEZ
salsa too!
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reminds meh of mom’s cat trying to threw my jacket sleeve