Dis be very complicated computer ishue for a kitteh to fix. Noe wurries, u can pay me in cheezburgers.

Iz in ur computer judgin’ ur technology

I cant beweeve i eated tha hole fing.. *hiccupbeep* scuse-ee..

dammm, kibbykat! Taked teh wurds rite owt ov mah heads.

I iz in ur hard drive
Lookin down on ur technologies.

Iz all I got.

This is me. Right now, 1:15 AM, taking a quick breather before attempting to fire up this blasted database server I’ve just rebuilt piece by piece into a new case.

I CAN HAS SATA RAID?

Please work please work please work please work please work please work oh please…

cat hair iz a compoenint.

Oh hai!
i tookd out all suck components
now is empty

(notice the bottle of acetamenophen to the top right)

Gud eye, bagel!

PS — OMG, it works! IT’S ALIIIIIVE!!!
I can has bedtime??

Teho- you can has bedtime + cheezburger

@Teho

raid ftw! now you can has some sleep ;D

PC kitteh

Iz rekomendin applz

kiteh make good IT kiteh

Ewok Kitty has claimed the computer, looks like it is his now.

“Ewok Kitty has claimed the computer, looks like it is his now.”

LOL at Ewok Kitty comment! Kitteh does look like Ewok!

But is girl kitteh, no? Calicos kittehs is almust always girl kittehs.

OMG IZ DUZTPUPPEH!!

Kitteh has skeery eyez!

…. I fink mebbeh de problim iz dat kitteh, iz kind of skary.

“But is girl kitteh, no? Calicos kittehs is almust always girl kittehs”

Shorly must be boy kittehs to get kittuns?

Or iz pictcha showin howz teh calicos iz born from pootas?

Outsourcing reached a staggering new level when the tech sector left the human species behind altogether.

D.R. =

Cat fur. Oh yeah, that comp will work well NOW.

Techsupport kittehs iz like techsupport peeplz: alwayz a lil bit pizzedoff.

Techsupport kitteh sez: remember–iz not “bug”–iz “FEATURE”.

That cat looks like an Ewok.

omg DR That was teh LOLZ!!! :D!!!

is gud u called tek kat in early. dis cood a bin ugly.
u not no fur bunnies multiply? hol nest in here. one a those self replicating thingies, too tek for u layhuman to unnerstan.

That is not a cat. That is a Wookiee.

I tink dat pore KITTEH iz dinosore!!

“I cant find teh mowse. Needz tek suhportz plz.”

O HAI I UPGRADED UR REPURTIN AN AMALLYSYS SQL DATAMARTS
cos dey had teh sux

“wellz, I fink I has ramoovd all da bad komponints. Nowz tyme to buys new. Um, u needs, um…. evryfing. Well, axcept da box. Da box, it’s solid, vary gud. NOt problims by da virusis and wurmz. Well, okay, da box has a lotz of duzt ins it. Guez u needz wun a doze, too.”

Oh hi I upgraded ur ram

Wookie catz in ur Falcon fuxing wit ur jump drive

Ohhai, that not a cupholdr. RU sure is plugd in?

now when do i gets paid?

I bought you a megahertz…but I eated it.

Ur muthehbord wuz tasty and nootrishus.

U been tryin’ to fix this urself??? Dat invalidatz da warrantee, u no.

o here ur problems…dis comp r dinosar

…tho i tooo drunk n tyrd to no fer shure. r my dyagknosis. fiddy dolars, peez.

Ohai….I m on yur RAM….gettin my REM! Shhhhhh!

ate your chips, sorry

KibbyKat: “u can pay me in cheezburgers”
Once had fren who wurkeded on my puter for pizzuh an kolas.
Now I has new puter.
Members–”U gits whut u payz for.”

yay for sleeps depervashins!
Once had fren who wurkeded on my puter for pizzuh an koalas.

i can has halooshimashuns next?

Yes, Teho, I tink u r redy for deh halooshimashuns now!
GO TO SLEEP. NOW!!!

U can tell by muh expressions that I has the gud tek nahlege.

wate, wate! dat’s our CaliFlowerTenHouseCats! (she camed to us wif da CaliFlower part…. mommy sez it shud be ill-eagle to name a calico “cali”

um, her eyes not relly dat skeery, but mom were new to paint shop pro when she fixed dis one….

she LUFFS werking on and in da puter–she only ways 4-1/2 pounds, so it easy fur her to get into small places; most ob it be fur, enyway.

DR, mommy laffing so hard agin she say her belly hertz (bH?)

and dat puter WERE a dinosaur–you don’t tink we’d let mommy take it apart othfurwise, do you?

Poor lil fuglee kitteh. She geek skwad kitteh!

oh hai, i eated yor mouse an’ fergot to stopp

Thankey evreybodees

I said: “Calicos kittehs is almust always girl kittehs”

Amber said: “Shorly must be boy kittehs to get kittuns?”

Amber, calico kittehs often has non-calico parentz, like meybe black kitteh for mother and red kitteh for father. But normaly onlie girl kittehs are calicoes. To be calico kitteh, kitteh must has jene for red furr on 1 x-chromozome, and jene for black furr on teh otehr x-chromozome. Only girl kittehs has 2 x-chromozomes. Boy kittehs normally has 1 x-chromozome and 1 y-chromozome; that’z whut makez them boy kittehs. Sinse boy kittehs has onlie 1 x-chromozome, boy kittehs can has red furr or black furr but not bothe colorz furr. Boy kittehs can bee calicos onlie iff they haz the chromozomal abnormallitiez, like meybe an xtra chromozome.

Hope this make sence. Itz verry hard to explain kitteh jenetics using kitteh speek!

I swarz, der shud be lynkz to da wikipeedya zyte frum heerz. Dis on lyk evry pozt.

*SIGHZ*

I suggizt to da burgarz-dat-be.

I am in awe of the explanation of kitteh genetics using lolspeak.

Aww, kitteh iz fixin mah comp - it looks ’bout teh same….snifflez

All comps is not a dinasore, dey is blasted STONE. No wurking haff da tiem. Stoopid.

Teho - Waf’s up wif you???? I hope you is slepping sowndly now!

Judy from MI - I agreez w/The Pyr - you win teh Intarweb 2day! kitteh jetenetics in lolcatspeek, you da woman.

I heard - from my vet, I think - back when I had a calico (for 17 years!) that torties and calicos tend to be full of… personality. Very idiosyncratic. (She didn’t say “difficult.” Even when my calico bit the tech who was trying to take a stool sample. Vet said, if someone did that to her, she’d bite them too. But from then on kitty had a big orange sticker on her chart: “WILL BITE.”

Once had fren who wurkeded on my puter for pizzuh an koalas.

LOL, Teho! “All it takes is a little Noozle!”

amedia, go for to commentz under helper cat photo. dere be infurrmation bout da Calico Liberation Coalition, where TUDE is da WAY. we WILL rule da werld.

Judy sed: “Hope this make sence. Itz verry hard to explain kitteh jenetics using kitteh speek!”

Yeh, ma hed exsplode afta 1 sentens.

*boom*

You iz kewl tho.

thanks tenhousecats - will do!

I used to have a geekfriend who would work for home cooked anything. He was so easy to please. All I had to do was mention pan fried chicken and he was at the door before I hung up. I made sure the beer stayed in the frig till the puter work was finished tho.
He’s some big puter somebody in Virginia now. Kinda hush hush stuff ya know.
Really need to find another geek/nerd type to feed. Makes life so much easier.

Postin’ stuff from photobukkit hear. yer doin’ it rong.