First!

next tiem plz dun ship fedex

Hai,
I upgraded your mail

*****Pleez note-sum aszemblie required******

great - so when you pull this out of the box, is it just a head attached to a long spine like the borg queen? that’s ALL I need lying around the house, assimilating mice until the body finally shows up…

Oh man, the body thing cracked me up XD

AHhhhhhh! NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE!!!!!

Stend, Oh Gawd! What a vision u just put in my head! you funee!

Crazyoldlady, HAHA! I was just quoting that movie @ work an I said the same thing! Dead. Dissassemble! NOOOOOOOO! Stephanieeeeee!

Fish head fish head roly poly fish head. Fish head fish head eet them up YUM!

oh hai. Ah fownd dis in da AbuDhabi. Fot ov yu.

Kitteh wuz free tooked longr thayn 30 minz

Pleaze to be handleding with carez.

Stend: That’s a wonderful image. Dis be a HANDI Kitteh, too. I fink ’simmilatid mousiez wud add to kitteh’s perfekshun.

See also da rechargin’ kitteh - datz how dey regenurate-cykle, lyk all borgz u gotz ta plugz dem ins. I fink u iz on to sumfingz heer.

–E

elfinugget: i is nugget too. sheepie one. oh yaze.

Shaungrltoo: I sawd ur zpeshil nuggit logoz! I knowd u bees a nuggit!! U an me, we iz lolsum nuggitz.

Mah kitteh Kismet, her makz da sheepie noizis. It funneh.

–E

**SNORTZ*** omgz I krak me up…

Stend: “NOEZ I SED BURGER not BORGER !!!!”

cheks and paypal only plz, no CODs

Box kitten is watching you Scotch-tape

Kitty-in-a-box. How handi is that?

My Enoki (yes, like teh mushroomz), “mah,mah,mah’s” all the way down the hall with grasshoppers in her mouth, to show me. And then she spits them out on my toes. It’s a verah good thing I don’t mind bugs…

“mah,mah,mah” = kitteh for “mummaz I fownd dis fing for yu. Heer, u lurnz howz to killz it and eetz it, kay, kuz u needz huntin praktis.”

OH HAI WE IZ REENACTIN SE7EN, I IZ WYNETH! LULZ!

And now, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

noooo but i cliked on box that say “ship whens all parts availabul!”

dam you amazons.

Oh!!! Poor kidden! that’s so sad

This is one of those Ikia Cat knock-offs from Korea, isn’t it? This is what happens when you order on E-bay.

Handi Kitteh Dispenzer.

“John Doe haz da upper hand!”

Reminds me of Ikea Cat (Some assembly Required)

Negative feedbacks! I orders and only gets haf mai itemz!

so, duz dis meen dat lil mr. hed kat frum befurr nevar got hiz lil kitteh body dehlivard?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/21/headcat-is-just-a-head/

Where iz my magazine that comez wiv part one of Kitteh Construxonz?

Did u miss me?

Box’O'Cat? Isn’t that a Ronco product?

I’m in ur mailz, playin wif ur toyz

Ha! Stendhalismo (best. name. ever.) and DR gives me a LOL-twofer. Assimilating mices…hawr…and kitteh prob’ly just fines with sleeps with fishies idea. Many burgers and borgers for everyones!

You shoulda overnighted the poor kitteh…isn’t just 20 bucks worth a little kitty’s life!? lolz

oh hai is that nz post?? nz kitteh ya!!

Yeah it’s a NZ kitteh This was photod in Christchurch.

’tis my kitteh, but she dieded

You can read about her here: http://hervard.net/Blog/7_May,_2007_@_11:58_pm

I’ve emailed da cheezadmins to claim that teh photo’s mine butt dey havnt updated da post :’(

luks updaytid nowz, Hervard
(sry bout ur los tho)
(um… maybe not in lolspeak this time. Sorry for your loss.)

oh im so sorry to hear about her passing. she was beautiful.

@ Hervard All the cred’s to you, I just got it from a Google search and then lol-builded it. Apologies for the loss, no harm meant

She’s a gorgeous kitty

Hervard: prshus kittehs shud not die. Sooo sorry. (Which life was it?)

baroooooo… so sad for your loss.

Ah, thanks all, it’s OK though She will always be remembered, especially with great photographs like this.

Props for lol-building it At least her life was not wasted

can’t any of you retards spell?

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