i has facelift
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capped by: Kitty de Medici
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.
kitteh, yoo look lik VAMPIRE!
LOL!!! the cat’s gonna suck our blood!
I has many responses to this:
1) I AM zmylinz. I can haz botox.
2) Mah ownerz, dem put me owtzyd on da porch insted of pumkinz at hallerweenz. I zkarez da kidsis. I nuhno why.
3) ewwhhhghgh!! Did u zmell dat? WTF?
I’s on ur carpet.
Gurnin.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=gurning&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
i can has paris hilton wonky eye?
At the moment, I have no response. I can’t even look at this kitteh w/out gigglin mah ass off!
Kitteh, did momma nevah warn you that one day yore face might freeze like dat?
i are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowlin at yoo.
next: i getz BITEY.
I can has malpractice muneez? Ah doant looks yunger, Ah looks tarded!
Joan Rivarz in next lyfe as kitteh..
I’s in ur plasstik sergons offiss
Demannding a refond.
Has tha wind chanded yet?
OMG!1!1 That is just TOO funny.
Wait’ll they getta load o’ me!
cheese
joan rivers kitty, the ‘after’ shot
for the ‘before’ shot:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/03/bang/#comments
better yet: “Jocelyn Wildenstein’s cat, the after shot”
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/images/jocelyncat.jpg
i has a facelift.
methinks i need a nother one.
i can has exlax?
i has big scarey fangs.
lookit mee, i’z scarey.
Grr!
Stend, Hohohawhawhaw! You are so rite!!! Many cheezburgers for you!! I don’t know who that woman(?) is, but I’ve seen her face(?) before and….WTF! She obviously has a skeewed sense of…. everything? Strange! Your og!servation is full of weird and wonderfulls! kluvyabuhbai!
Grandpa Munster cat sez experiment went vera wrong.
maybe should be ‘i has’d facelift’??? but LOLz all the same! ;D
FTW!
itz “WTF” knot “FTW”. O wate i nowe wat u meen now!
* yew be diggin eeet?
* I sheeoud be ablz to not uze straghw in few weekz.
kitteh thinks:
TAEK TEH STOOPID PIKSHUR ALREDDIE!!!
i kant relax >-(
I lookz natural, RIGHT?!
Source and capper details here.
DO NOT WANT
Iz Jocelyn Wildenstein kitteh!
experment 245: kitteh no like lemon.
Awww what a cute little kitteh…his teefs are all stuck out! He will makes me the laugh for days and days.
So funnee! And I wuz just reeding a buk, (yes, I was, too–I can reed), and
wuz makin fun of ladee who had so much plastik surjerees dat her eyes
had rotayteded to sides of her hed–she luked like a pike.
Dis poor kitteh went to saym surjen as ladee. All needz moneez bak.
dat remynd me ub a karaktur inna moovie Brazil, Sam Lowry’z mommeh, hu haded a plastik serjery, um, aksidint.
I can has stroke?
I iz a loyer. I can gets u much malpractiss muneez.
FTW_Kitteh: Dat iz teh WIN.
Kitteh is consipated. I can has currectol?
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
i has teh ph34r!
Nige, my thots ezacly! Kitteh has stroke!
I giggle!
Mah huzbin-nugget, Hogarf, him had to takez som Prednisone.
Him not swallowz it rite and it dazzolvd a littul. (Dey iz kind ov not-eezy-to-zwallowz pillz)
Him had face lyk dis.
Den him sed: “Preddazonez haz a FLAYVUR. DO NOT WANT!”
omg! dat kitteh be cheezin so muhc dat he no needs teh cheezburgersz!!!!1one only ned teh haemborglerz!!!1
“experment 245: kitteh no like lemon.”
FTW_Kitteh smells of awesome.
Bleeeeeee!!!…
…Ok, now let’s see the ugliest face YOU can make.
I’z Pariz Hiltons!
I Can Has Botox? kthxbai
See…dis wot hoppen when u not wear deh retaynur … deh toofs mov bak! Tu yrs of deh braces, fur nuthin!
Flo — moar liek I CAN HAS APPEAL? Hehe.
I can has nip tuck?
Iss Meestr Burnz a kat now?
U is just my FAVORITIST KITTEH EVAR. E_V_A_R.
[...] an addictive site, which will soon have you thinking in “kitteh.” A recent favorite is I Has a Facelift , cute enough on its own, but when I picture the kitty wearing some Joan Rivers [...]
I iz teh vampyr lescat!
I think that’s Paris Hilton’s dog…
i lawled
Botox treetment not going down.
I has full moon
I can has silver bullet now? kthx
Yuk!!
Put bak Ur clothes
or:
Jeesuws!
U should c ducktor fur dat
[...] wut about dis face? [...]
constipayshunz … i has its.
Ur facelift failz :0
Going through three days of digging at work and I come across this thing and just about died.
C! I killz j00 wit Meduza Kat Attakc
EPA!! EPA!! EPA!!
i is teh vampire
a exteemly tite one too!
NovaCanes
[...] and den ur gonna need a facelift… [...]
First, I’z getz plastic surgery done, then I moves out of here, & I changes my names to Bob.
[...] facelift nawt so gud 2. [...]
[...] but awl da udder kittehs r gittin it done. [...]
Looks like Chandler from Friends. XD
Hey! Iz Nancy Pelosiz’ kitteh?? Looks like her!