If u sees, please to send to me in care of Icanhascheezburger
I misses my bukkit.
kthxbai

a swimmy pool is kinda like a big bukkit, isnt it?

Mr Lolrus, I am afraid that your bukkit was recycled. It is now a hoopz for the jumping of dolfins. Sory :[

Teh bukket saga is bettah than Lord of the Rings!

bagel of everything,

yesh, but hez cannah hugz and luvs a swimmy pool. Iz not teh same..

I submitt0red tihs saem pic but all photoshopp0red up and it didn’t maek it.

Ha! That was nice. I love your work. Keep it up.

I miss mah bukket… wat doez mah bukket look like again? I foeget.

I from Stuttgart. their famus panda my countrie loste it parint. Panda big animel, so Jospeh thinke animel in pitchure make nise surriget mothar. By way, I teech Self-defence klass for cat, my apratmante. Attak skils inprov 50% gaurante. If you come Germany for viset panda, Bring cat for entar Joseph klass. get 10% toorist disscounte.

Utter brilliance!

o is happiest day of mah life, (aside frum day buckit returns to me)

too sea dis pic i mades. and such joys it brings.

thanx u awl!!!

Dear Sir Lolwalrus,
The changes to your page are causing my firefox to say that there is a problem with flashplayer7 caused by a script and then it says that it will kill the script. Then the computer hangs.
Your bud,
Andy

elfinugget is an idiot, discuss.

“Pardon me, do have any Grey Poupon? In the new, industrial buckit size, mayhap?”

Oh noes!! Mongrel is relashen to DR is relashen to Jen!

Mongrel iz teh Troll!

Leaf teh lolrus in peas…plz

mongrel — we plays nice heer or we don’t plays at all.

Bukkit was about so big and blue.

Or mebbe was green.

Lolrus sad now for the not remembering.

Mah bukket, I mournz it!

cbsb, i dunno bout DR; hiz werdz bin maekin me snortl laetly

YAY DR!

Poor Mongrel. His momma obviously never taught him manners.

Maybe lolrus can offer him some pointers, if lolrus can be distracted from his bukkit for a minute.

o.O?

kAyyyy.

yessss!! the best one so far!!

U got dat, lowlygrunt, DR is b gettin lots ov cheezburgers frum meh. DR b vrey klevar, vrey funnee. He wuz ownlee angery at sum one woncc. Noe reel poiunt n meh bringin i t’up. Rite, DR? I’s ful ov apalogies.

I’s juss don lyk it wen peepels gits pikked on. I wunt ichc 2 allweighs b fun an happee playce. Mah sensativatees.

LOLZ Akshulie, iz funny in dat “non-sekwitor” kynd ov way.

Herez a lolruz, kind ov inteeryor-dezynur limp-riztid, and wuntz his bukkit,

And kommentz is all “lolrus/bukkit” , “Lolruz/bukit” , “OMG teh lolruz teh bukkit” , “Elfinuggit iz idiot”.

*muzic*
Free of deeze fingz balongz togefur
Free ov deeze fings is kinda da saym
but wun ov deeze fingz is doins is own fings
Now iz tym tah playz owr gayme!
*/muzic*

Kay kidz, whish wun iz not balongingz in dis pozt? Whizh wun u fink shud be poztid in maybe a pozt dat, oh, zay, ELFINUGGET AKSHULY WROTED, u know, so as to make it lezz “wtf”?

Dats RITE!! Did u kidzis at hoam git dat anzer too?

YAYZ!

PS: CBSB, is nawt DR, DR iz kewlerz and wayh smartur. If DR wanted to say da Elfi iz sub-par intelligint, him wud hav a reezin, him wud gives it, and mebbe Elfi mite not lyk hims tone but datz bakuz him wud know how to wryte wif a tone, u kno?

see?

You’re just jealous, Mongrel. Go back in your corner and chase your tail.

Elfinugget ROCKS! Long live elfi!

(And elfi has got to be the BEST lolspeek riter on the whole damned site)

(Me thinks Mongrel just want attenshun. An me falls fur it an givs it sum …)

I smellz sumfin over by dat doggy in da room, but it don’t seemz to be Elfii…

Smellz like LOSE.

(And now, back to our regularly-scheduled lolrus.)

CBSB: yeah, me too. LOL

“Kiera: bagel of everything, yesh, but hez cannah hugz and luvs a swimmy pool. Iz not teh same..”

So much rightness, kiera. So very much rightness! To live in a bukkit is not to have a bukkit. I now understand the existential plight of the lolrus. And I am sad.

i fartid. be nice peeps. plzkthx.

Ah good lolrus. i hast not seen thine bukkit, but if by happenstance it appears in yon storage room, I shall alert thee expidishuly!

( Ah Caint spells dat dere beeg wurd on teh eds)

i hear this cap in the voice of homer. lolz.

awwww, what a polite little lolrus!

I ♥ cheezburger.

mongrel iz depriveded attenshun seaker?…discuss

plz to be no flame warz in ICHC commentz….kthxbai

Ahahaha love it. ♥

I noes beleeve wut I reed wen Mongrel says bad theengs about Elfi.
Elfi has made this site the mostest funs of all. She even helps otherz
wit der kitteh speek. Nice and fun and very, very witty she is.
I agrees dat DR has ben makin very much the funnees. I is giving
the cheezburgers for dat. But he not makin fun of other peeps on deh site,
he comes to play. Mongrel not playin. Is sad.

Lolrus needz ta fill out uh Missing Buckits Repoart at the Poleece Stayshun.

“Has yer buckit bein missins fer more ‘n 48 hours?”

“Yes *so sad*!”

All Points Bulletin now out fer Missing Buckit.

Color: Blooe.

Contentz: Fish.

Smellz like: Also fish.

Canst thine hath plastic large grail?

Cheezburger: Dat wuzzn’t you. Wuz elsebody.

Evvybody knoez cheezburga poots don’t smellz like LOSE–they smellz like ONYINS.

I fartid too, SBD! Git downwinds!

Probably my favorite bukkit pic yet Awesome caption, Kip ^_^

Saw bukit on de street! It was being used as a seat, in a granies hoopdy, by the KITTEH!

What, you lost it again?

Poor silly lolrus.

This site ROX. lol!

lol, dumbez walruz i evaa see…

~Ryo