INVISIBLE ONION AND KNIFE
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capped and submitted by: Kitty de Medici
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Look more lik kitteh be mockin lolrus … that one sadystik kitteh, u ask me. Kitteh shud lose bukkit an see how it feelz. Snarky kat.
Iz Asian kitteh wif invisibel drum, celebratin New Yeerz
Ok this is wonderful. I feelz teh same way, poor kitteh!!
(Den agin, I iz a idiot, so whut I kno?)
elfinugget NOT iz idiot … no, no! Any one sez so is full of lose.
is gewd joke i should haer?
Ewww … tuch it. Tuch it!
Invisible seeweed pile.
LOLZ I knowz elfinugget not is idiot. Elfinugget is problie pritty zmarts, u know, if u azkd her. Elfinugget PROBLIE so not-idiot she just waitin’ until skool startz agin in Sumar so’z she kan goes bak an gitz byoligie dagree an den bees a PA. Elfinugget problie just not know whut to do wif her day basides ICHC and kleen-da-hauz. An, les all be onist, heer, which moar funz?
God, that is PERFECT!
His pain.
I know it.
Noes noes is lolz again from Jhb South Africa with tears in eyes GAK did say that?!1!eleventy!1
Invisible Bongo Jam
i has visibe mirth!
Invisible cactus.
“….CHOO!!!”
Wut him gonna do wif onyon? Inveesible Chilees? Or bsketti? YUM!
i iz vewwwy, vewwwy mad wif you, sez kitteh.
i gone yell til…i don knoe HOW long i gone yell.
but itz gone be QQUITE a whyle, an…
…wazzat?
is CATFUUDZ?
:::happitail:::
Me still mad, tho. Mebbe yellz more after dinnerz.
Gladys: teh lolz. :::happitail:::
Kitteh James Brown impersonator.
mime kitteh tryin to find edge of teh box.
Sing us a song, you’re the piano kitteh
Sing us a song tonight…
N-joy “Hot Fuzz” dis weakind, BonzoGal. It has so funnee.
Invisible massage client!
Invisible granma foots massage?
ut oh. elfinugget meowing to herownself in da thurd kitten agin. dis not be a dood sign.
::: pours elfinugget a big mug ob katlua and creem, hands her a playte ob barbecued batwings and some toona rolls, adds a few sprigs ob catnip, and leads her ober to da comfy couch.::::
dere, dere, deer, it’ll all be otay in da morning.
invisible DO NOT WANT
aznkitteh sez: letz make stirfry!!! Jus cut laik this…
Izzat teh kitteh from teh start uv alll dah moofies? Were teh BIIIIIG kitteh meows big coupla times? Tink dis uns a leetle smallar.
¡¡¡Tito Puente Kitteh!!!
Deetroyt iz u be redy to WRAWK???
Invisible hot pavement
Yan-Can-Cook kitteh! “cuddit up, cuddit up, cuddit up, DONE!!”
“You want KARATE?!”
Whut u meanz itz not Caturday?!
OMG…kewt!!!!
invisible back massage at ‘me rub you long time’ massage pallor
Iz cuttin deh onionz for deh cheezburgers, a course. Cheezburgers
always be bettah wit onionz. Mmmmm and mustard. but definitely
onionz. needz moar but can’t see to cuts dem. Will u helps me?
k thx
I feel the kitteh’s pain too. I keeps swim gogglz in teh kitchun junk dror for teh onyunz. No joke. Even teh littel green onez makez me tear up. Iz pathetyk.
“Achoo! Ahchooez! Hoo fergots to mayke sure da top uv da pepper shaker is on good enoufs?”
P.S. Elfnuggit iz reel kool, so therez.
Hooray for DR findin de happinez….double hooray for Elfinugget doin da skoolz thang….we ALL so proud ov yu!! Nuffing to do but kleen da houz??? I send yu a few my kittehs to keeps yu bizie….de gets lonelay when da momma at wurk. Dey wud keep yu berry, berry bizie wit de givin of de luvz….K???
So nice this white tiger!HEHE….
Elfi–yoo runz out of yr haus-to-kleen, I sendz u MY howze-2-kleenz.
Yoo gone bee bizzy DEN. Dust here will chasez awae ALL Intarwebz…but not, alas, da spyderwebz.
(For dat, you need da Swiffffer.)
oh, pliz no, mah hauz is chorez enuf. I gots me three kittehz, and wun ov dem iz absolootliez inziztint uponz nevar poopingz in da box, muz be on da flore NEER da box, kthxbai… an latelyz him maybe gittinz sik kuz da poopyz iz not solyd/eezy to kleen….. noooo we gotz to leev likwipoopy foar mummahz to kleenz up. Sumtymz we peez too.
At leazt him nawt poopyz in da room I juz kleend. I gotz me wun-a-dem bissul steemzklenarvakoomz dat iz wundarful. I wuz abul to kleens up all da kittehmezz and evun bleech da peez-smell a littulbit so it not smel lyk zom kitti peez awl ovar an hims mumma no karez.
Peezings and stufs is not vet problim… Bastien wuz owtzyd kitteh foarz a whyl, him no havez klawz so when him ‘doptid owr hauz to feeds hims skrawnyness, I feeld badz foar him. I tukd hims to vet, mades sur him not infekshus/FELV/FIV/etc an den brotz him inzyd. Bof mah gurlz iz yongur den him, an Kismet, she a vary assurtiv kitteh, she whaps him and yellz at hims if him luk at her wrongz. Mah frend (whom Kismet alzo rorwrz and whaps) sed livinz wif Kiz iz anuf to make ENNIEWUN peez in da karpit…
Kitteh Karaoke!
we not lyke it when mommy gets da house too cleen–den it not SMELL rite. she unnerstand eggsacktle whut elfinugget be meowin. dey bof WRONG, mind you, but still.
speeking as one ob da cats here, it be a bery comfurrting ting to use a speshul spot on da rug sumtimes. we know mommy’s gonna cleen it up just lyke she duz da boxes, so why all da fuzz? it not like we use her BED or enyfing. (well, not unlessen we sik. or RELLY RELLY mad at her…..) mommy’s gonna get one ob dem steembot tings dat mew just put down on top ob our spot, and it duz all da scrubbing fur her–she say she tired ob doing it herownself…. we’d tell her to get rid ob some ob da cats, but, well, we ARE da cats, so…..
and it weren’t OUR idea she buy a playce wif creem-colored carpets in da master bedroom and baf!
um, be kismet a calico, by any chance?
elfi–yooz gots one o dem kinda kittehs too? Da Phantom Liquipuuper is my roomeez cat, an so the liquipuup stayz on HIZ carpit an HE gotsta kleen it…but lemme tell ya, dat’s one STANKEE kitteh. Kitteh go to box, humanz an othr squeezles takes off runnin all lyke NOES! NOES! SUMONE SAVE US PREEEEEEEEZ from da krashing waves of intolerubl POOPOOSTANK!!!!! halp! halp…but halp no comez, and house gets filled with much, much LOSE. Ventually roomee run in room holding breff, an wavin da can ov NO-STINKY-SPRAY.
Den houz smell lyke poopoostank an ROZEZ.
I feelz yr pain.
Kismet is yellow tabby, except for tiiiny little barely-noticeable gray spot, looks like someone had dirty thumb and wiped it on kitteh… Serenity is the calico (Torbie, actually) and Bastien is black with occasional one-white-hair.
Kismet, when ill, can clear a room from two rooms away just by pooping. Serenity and Bastien are both like, DAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUMMMM!!! and Bastien will even get in the box and start trying to bury it like crazy.
Bestest
iz wunnerful too no dat I m not de onliest momma wit nautie kittehs! Wit six ofv dem I’s allwaies scoopin de poops…steemin da karpits…..a mummaz iz nevir dun….but i stil luvs mie bebbehs!! Kan’t wate to haf all tile!
Be brave, kitty! Onions are teh good. (a bit stinky, but good.)
Gladys, you crack me up!
At this very moment, the Catburger is going back and forth between his TWO litterboxes to see if either is suitable for a poop. And then he investigates the floor, and the shower. I hear scratching behind the toilet, so I suspect it’s going to be the floor. He almost NEVER poops in a box. DRIVES ME CRAZY.
HO HO. My Annie alwez poops in deh box. Poops goes in one end, peez goes in
other end. But den she scratches lyke crezzy–on deh top side of deh box! so Mumma
duz not haf to pik up from deh carpit, but has to cover in deh litter! And Annie, she
sits and watches, Oh, so verry intresing, she sez. I luvs watchin u do dat, she sez. But
I don tink I wantz to git my toes dat deep in deh litter. U just keeps doin it for me. K thx.
teh kitty so funneehh. yay… i wantz to hev a kitty lek dat. Gimme gimme gimme
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Beautiful cat!
STEVIE WONDER KITTEH PLAYS TEH PEEANO!
actually, its not onions that bother me. i can cut onions, and it never bothers me at all. its cilantro that gets me. cant eat it, cant cut it, cant be in the same room as it.
hu, an i fout i beez de only one
dun forget teh sad violyn