i iz a…
…faroshuz tiggerrrr
u iz making me wanna put u in mah pockets! n later kitteh huffs u
foundz from a vibratin link on ‘rati
awsumness creditz: sgni
name of kitteh soon to be in my pockets: nimnod‘ agent orange
notes: faroshuz tiggerrrr = gonna be a new lolwerd omfg!
mah cheezburger is upside down
pls mk it rait side to. tkxbai
MWROOOOOWR! Ir beeg. I r vewy skeeeewy! Roooar! OH! I scarded mahsef! I can has snuglee plz? ooofankooo!
oh noez!! Eep!!
dat waz a lot of win to fit into such a widdybiddy contayner.
That is so cute, it needs a disclaimer!
So Nice… I r vewy skeewy
I now go take ‘nother medcine- my sugar dibeetus xplodez. kthxbai
Phew! Dat iz one badazz kitteh! I iz trembling in mah boots!
thx i is now ded of cutz
KITLEEPS!
(and kittung, too!)
OOOOOOOOOOH itsa kitteh dats relayted to freek kitteh frum yesserday!
i wuz wonderin who ate mah prozacs
ZOMG pink kitteh feetses!
ebbeh
oog
eeeeeeeeeee
help?
::: SPLODE :::
*Smooshes fayce in kitteh belleh*
*Pulls awayz lookin like shez open Lemarchand’s box*
‘Tarded kitteh….is ‘tarded
Kitteh impursinates Gene Simmons
Don’t mess wit me, I’z bite…er, gnaw…er, chew…aw, heck! gum you to def!
no no plz no more tickles
I iz in luv wiff u.
Dat’s mah gorgeous boy! =^.^= *so proud*
The new longcat! Faroshuz Tiggerrrr
Do nott be rubbin mah tummey ‘n callin me Scruffles! No you doesn’t! No you doesn’t! You ruenin’ ma repumatashun…
Okay juss this one time.
D.R.: “Okay juss this one time.”
omgz teh winz!! (Mah kitty Serenity is like that too!! “Ah iz givinz u juz FYV MINITZ to stop kiti-smooshinz me! Wait, whut? No, it not been fiv minitz yet….”)
Kitteh bee wyrd … 1 widdle whif of deh catnip 2 many; any minnit now kitteh bee doin invisible motorcross … ‘cross yur face. OWWWW!
Sharpnes of kitteh claws knot in propoorshun to siz of kitteh. Y iz dat?
Dis iz de bestest pixure evur!!!!! I wanna kiss dis babiez footsies and nuzzle himz tummie!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!! Dis iz winz fur me!!!!!
and I be controllin you mind with mah jellybean piggies….
**THUD**
blu blu blu
it took me a while to figure out, what the proper english term for “faroshuz” is, but I did, and now I understand! WHEEE!! ;D
Guess which cat at your Vikaden~!
I thinks marmie kitty is copying dawggie and tryin to play ded!
I keep cominz back to diz cutie and have emailed to several kitteh fans- “I iz adorable” is good cap too.
o hai guyz, wez havs a channel dedikated to teh lolcats on teh oz.org server, channel #lolquiz, feels free teh comez & chat to uz!!!!!!
too. damn. cute.
I wuz goin to make refernz abowt kitteh bein drunk, but den i culdnt do it cuz dis kitteh is just wayyyy too coot!!!
haha looks like “I is in KISS!”