DUNZ – lolfrenz turnament #001 – Dictionary Challenge: Lolrus
Last week I posted Lolfrenz Turnament #001 – where I asked u peeps for some definitions of the word lolrus
A turnament = contest or challenge.
I’ll be taking the top 3 highest comments using a very scientific unit measurement called burger units (# of votes * avg vote). I’ll be combining them and adding to the Lolwerdz page.
The top 4 are:
1. Submitted by: Cloud with 26 votes and ~4.5 burgers (117 burger units)
Lolrus- (Lawl-Rus)
n. A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.
ex:
1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.
2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”
Internet Goer: Lolrus!
2. Submitted by: Gladys with 17 votes and ~ 3.5 burgers (59.5 burger units)
lolrus (lol’-res)
n. Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.
3. Submitted by: Kolshire with 12 votes and ~ 4 burgers (48 burger units)
lolrus (lawl-rus)
n. – a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus.Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”
4. Last minute burger addition — “lolcat of the sea” — reated by in a weird mish-mash fashion of co-inspiration, sum-uppery, and general comment-awesomeness by justine, whatladder, and saint pikachu.
Hat tip to the other turnament partakers:
Some of you may have submitted somewhere else other than this page… and it helps to keep it all here for analysis.
bob, obvsly, poetic explosion, —->tricki, nick, scarydragonlady, saint pikachu, melissa, whatladder, 200monkeys, songdog
Photo: Brimley Walrus submitted by Stephen s.
LOLCat of the sea.. omg missed dat one… nrly chok’d onna laff.. lyfe flashes b4 eyez. ok fine now thx..
i like ur lolvatar!
YAY CLOUD! YAY GLADYS! YAY KOLSHIRE!!! YOU ARE ALL FULL OF WIN WIN AND AWSUM!!!!1!!
whut? kolshire? r u speaking of kingdom of loathing?
Most xcellente all ’round…the lolrus iz wha’ got me ‘ddicted to dis site. Big sea blob w/bukkit fetish … ful of funnees. Even moor funnees … so many peepls jus’ as warped. Solidarity!
sorry if image is borked. i working on fixing it wif wp peeps.
fanx!
*hugz cheezb* (getz keechup n’ mustrd on cloes) 
oh noes… my essence is goned. ketchups… ok not need… but mustords… :-Z
i can has lolrus pic?
no, intarwebs say “no you can has not” :[
oops, nm… yay for cheezburger
OMG!!1 *actvayte emrgincee mustords ray* cahn u speek?? r u okeedokeee??
I are full of humble. :::blush:::
(I lookeded @ the caption onder the lolrus an i thought it sed “britney walrus” and thought “man, that rehab REALLY must have been FAIL.”)
whew i is ok. thx cmerry.
gladys and other submitters… i’ll be combining ur definitions later today
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Yay!!1 *air hugz* no tousheing
Hmmm….. now where did I leaves muh bukket??
):(
I submitted mine straight to urban dictionary =( does it still count?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Chupac
I vote numba 4!! Yay for teh cuteness of teh lolcat of teh sea!
the lolrus has great worries of kittah health.
i think ppl should not make their cat have diabetius
thats a walrus picture…
Yippee….alla youz are winnerz to my hart!!!
Dis wun iza bit six, but verfunni too:
(Prolly a gud idear not to let lil uns watch)
Hey! I was the one who said “Lolcat of the sea”! My finest literary moment, taken from me!
“lolcat of the sea” is teh awesomesauce! And to think I was tangentially involved! I am glowing with an underserved sense of accomplishment.
All credit should go to saintpikachu and the tangental whatladder! I’m really just a sum upper.
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K, Frak, now u dun it … that 1 image i can du wifout. Ewww.
well did u kno u can has ur testing stripz delivered rite 2 ur door?
Frak::::SCHNORFLE!:::::: ::::squeeky sound of wiping sodeh offfer screenz an keebordz:::
(Also : eew, eww, eew, eew, eww, eeww, ewwww, eww.)
lol
Woohoo. First place… wow. >>
In other news:
burgir yoonits is to be being teh pwnage! LOLZ!! whosevr ideas it was to be being is offiishul jeenyus omglolz.
I think I’ve started to think in lolcat. >_
ogad! i maded the “dear sir” lolrus, bhut thi iz ma faves!!!!! oh lolrus, think not bout yer buckit, but bout yer helthes!!!!
ogad, i love it so. tiep too diabeetus, to be be fair
detonating lolrus inflation in 3 2 1 BOOM oh crap
Diabeetus, you say?
teh diabeetus iz not ur fwiends..
beetus beetus
i made up roflmaool