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either it needs more funny, or i needs more smart.
Ugliest kitten EVAH! (sawry liddel budee. U r so uglie dat u r kewt!)
Is nawt uglee, is adorabel! U jus cant appeshiate coot kitens.
Mabees I am confoosed. Where funnee?
teh “!” ish the expression on ets ugleh face ^-^
omg wtf rofl lol lmao WTF!
Mutant kitteh … poor behbeh; wassup w/i’s??? Kneads much luv, poor ting.
This not ha-ha kitteh; this sad-sad kitteh.
Makin’ mee cries!
face so smooshed kitteh kan only talk in symbols
Hey, that kitty kinda looks like Brian Peppers.
Nice cat! lol
Skeered!
kitteh wuz runnin reel hard liek kittehs do an he forgetted to stop when he gotz to teh dorr *bonk!* kitteh now all WTF! but he new kitteh so he duzznt no dah wurdz zo he just say !
dats how ai seez it anywai
I DRY I DRY tern HairDrywer OFF plzkthx!!!1!
OMG it a muppet kitteh!! Wif woogly eyez an evryfings!!
ROTFLZ omg that cat I hope he grows into his eyeballs, man, ‘cuz hims lil’ skwoozhyface and walleyed weirdness is just…..
weird.
Like, kitteh’s mumma got freek on wif a flounder.
I think that’s a dog.
It looks like the “I’m looking straight at you” cat.
INVISIBLE WALL
kitteh runded hizzelf into da wall
CBSB I am in agreements! Dat dere poor kitteh su fugly he cutie pie. Ah wud geeve heem much luf an kees. he look like a mootant monchichi.
FTW I just refreshed the cheezburger page and this pic came up and I started LOLZing all over again – my kitteh Kismet is like, mumma, WHUT?!?!
I mean, that is the perfect caption… and that kitteh is lyk …. seriously… ugleh. Cute-fuzzy ugleh, but ugleh nonetehlezz.
I mean, if it had a curly tail I’d fink it wuz a pugdog.
It honestly looks like its eyes are gonna just fall out of its head b/c they’re not actually in sockets.
All kittinz are cute. Dis one still on teh cute scale, just… u know… a few standard deviations to the left, that’s all.
he is sooooooo cuuuutttteee but what the heck is wrong with his face
where did you guys get this picture because i want to make a copy of it for my friend
Metal Gear Kitten!
=]
omg panths poleece
metal gear solid
omg Sera – so true, so sad, so much funnys!
mirror
Squished face tiny kitteh seen invisible motocross kitteh in prvs piktur and is skeered! “He gonna jump on MEEEE!”
“my face !!! is meltered !!!”
! = “Holy Schneike!”
That the funny to go wit his look.
Better caption: “HOLY SCHNEIKE!”
UGLY!!11!1!!!!!1!!!!!
FAIL
“joan rivers kitten – the before shot”
Dis kitteh…
…it frytenz me.
Dis kitteh deesigned by committeh.
Back to drawing bord plz.
I no takez plehzhure in the painz of kitteh less fourtunnnates than me. Kitteh no wantz to bee spec takle. Kitteh needz go in peace.
Dat kitteh luk lyk he used to be bonsai kitteh and they just letted himz owt
OMWTFGBBQBACONPIZZA!???!!?!?!?!?!
headcat
I has FEET?!?
ittibitti SMOOSHIcat.
mebbe will grow into face?
mebbe…won’t.
ugleh kitteh needz lurve too.
GWEAT SCOTT!
Nooo, It Goonies Sloth kitteh!
“Rocky Road, Road!!!” “Baby Roof!!”
Him needs Supermans outfits!!
Oh waht a poo-poo face!
Kitteh was hittened with whole uggly forest nevar minz ugly steek.
Mamma nevah telled him, “Don’t do dat or it will stick dat way”!
I can has inner beauteez?
R deform3d kitteh. Hopes will grow less ugleh.
kitteh has a quest, but i’s not high enuf lvl…
Everbuddiez luz da pretyys kittehs…..m I de onlie wun hoo luz de fugly bebbehs best.??? sum one gotta do it…..i b fugly too, so’s I luz dem bestist an for alwayz.
Okay–does this kitty get cuter as it gets older? Do all pushed-in-face kitties look like this when they are babies? Or is this some failed genetic experiment by a cat breeder? What’s going on here? It’s creepy. Do Not Want. And Do Not Want Sad Deformed Kittehs on my fave site.
Answers plz. thx. bai.
this happenz when kitties overbredz for flat face. poor thingz uzuly ‘put down’ ie killed. Probly wont be abl 2 eat proply and will die of cronik sinus infection going 2 brain. Not nice. shud not breed kittenz to this stage. moggies much betta and healthia. s’wy i don lyk cat breederz – thy don tell you bout this stuff, they just kill kitties quietly an hope nowun notice.
poor fugly kitteh! Looks like some kind of mutant.
Littul babeh kitteh jus lukkd in teh mirror fuh teh firs teim an eez all leik, “!” Becuz eez too littul to kno how to say “OMWTFGBBQBACONPIZZA!???!!?!?!?!?!” (thnx, smartboy:) )
Brian Pepper kitteh.
F’realz.
Johnny Sasaki Cat Is Frightened :[
His face is all smooshed because he’s a crossbreed PERSIAN metal gear kittah. He must have noticed Snake movin around in his cardboard box… just give him an AK47 and the picture is complete
do not b sad for squishee face kittee. squishee face kittee not dformed
i theenk dat squishee face kittee is exotic cat, jus tini
pikshures of exotic baby kittees:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&gbv=2&q=exotic+kitten&btnG=Search+Images
pikshures of exotic mommy/daddy cats:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&gbv=2&q=exotic+cat&btnG=Search+Images
face is suposd to be squishee lik dat! is ok!
Kitteh go eek!
I herd that teh kittehs with teh squeesheed faces has trubblez breathing. Peeple liek kittehs liek that but it seemz meen to breed it on purpose.
I agree! Do not Want! Do not want!
Feel so bad for kittah. So sad. Me feel bads for laughin.
Cries. Poor Kittah.
Bizkitmama – it looks like a badly inbred kitten of the “squashed face” variety.
po kittee
wait…dis kitteh’s face or kitteh’s hienie?
Uh OH! Kitty escaped from car seat, poor baby. Hope the windshield isn’t broken too.
lol Kitteh is brian peppers reincarnated!
Oh No! Pour Kittie gots smushed muggums. Peas to leave slid dore open. Smashen muggums in dough makie gorrila cookys.
Kitty has a quest for you!
Metl geer soled! I lik!
Oh no! Solid Snake! Itz u again! O.O!
Awz. Lil kitti!
Uz kyoot. Uz looking like mine kitti Pugsly.
Funee and kyoot.
Sankyooh! <3
This picture is created in lieu of the game/s involving Solid Snake. As with it’s tag “BANG”, it seems to suggest that the exclamation mark is in fact due to someone firing a gun in proximity to the guard, in this situation, the kitten. Other attempts to decode this image are:
It’s a surprised kitten, with no backstory,
The picture is meant to make no sense,
Or the person made it as an inside joke.
I iz not a Furby!
bryan Peppers’s kitteh
AWESOME. I laughed & cried about ten minutes or maybe more. Best cat ever lolrofl
i am hoping this is a distorted picture, not a real kitteh!
Oh noes!
Something happened to the kitty’s face! =[
i seez funeez!!!
LOL IF KITTEH WUZ STINSILD HE WUD BE JAPANIMATION KITTEH
lollollollollol!!!!!!
Don’t feed after midnight.
IZ a FURBY!
i din no we wer plaeing metal gear solid
oh crap sumun els maded that joke.