nom nom nom

… nooo it are my birthday
submission by: mrshll
my heart be: meltoring… poor guy
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… nooo it are my birthday
submission by: mrshll
my heart be: meltoring… poor guy
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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it’s caturday inferi0r human! 4 diz u must die.
WANT!
idiots
plz for b nice.
kthnxbye.
Iz laik dis kitteh. Spoiled brat, laik me, >^..^< Iz gave it mai vote for Bronzy Groop
lolz lolz n mor lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…..*noms cake* NOM!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
OM NOM NOMS?
kerfil, kitteh! U wil luk liek stuffed kitteh wot eated other kitteh!
PS kandils has not got a flavor…
:O Ai noez cuz ai teh et zem.
candles not has gud flavrz…
Looks like my kitteh. I lawld.
yvi=win.
the look on that kitteh’s furry face is priceless.
u wud cry 2 if it happen to uuuuuu….
lawlz i no i wud even tho dis is mah favorite ICHC lolcat
dis my favarit too! i lolz so hard.
NOOOOOO! THEY BE TAKIN’ MAH BIRFDAY CAKES! …
wait…
my name not Pino…
ohhhhh…
i see wut i did there.
But is mah catuday cakz i nedz eatz it!
whyfor candels r teh moveded?
Yep, green candle wuz in frontz of name cookie, nao iz of to rit sidez!!! Red n yellow candlz iz still in same placez!!
Diffrunt anglle, candulls not moveded.
no, candls r moved. teh green wun.
Nooooo. Yooz daft. Is just diffrunt angull.
iz tru. somwun moovz gren cander
[:
Poor kittah…I go to burger place, and you can has cheezburger. K?
WAIT!!! Iz tuna frosting!!!! My favurit!!! Leggo, alreddy!!
Well wy yu put it ryte der if it nawt fur me da kiti?? All fingz dat goes ryte der iz foar me. All fings!! All fings dat goze evrywhar iz foar da kiti!!!
NOOOOO I WUZ JUZ SNIFFINZ IT!!!! OH PLIZ, LYK U NEVAR ZNIFD KAYKZ AFTAR U LIKKD UR BUTTZ. WHUT EVAR.
I go poop in ur bed nowe. Humph.
But dis no italian birfday? Pino, u sed, “mangia!”…. Per questo, morirai!!
Lookit the beeeeg paws!
Teh bootful beeeg paws n dey holz yr hand
but ai waznt goin to eet it, ai waz just goin to tastes it…..
Ohner sav kitteh frum gettin wiskas fizzld … POOF! Tosted kitteh hav bad flavr, bleech.
Kitteh shud lic harbls an giv ohner bigg tank-u kiz.
owner can has kitteh scratches nowz
Dat foowish Hooman! He kwalitee contwol!
cood i at leist have piece ov frosteeng?
Iz brave kitteh to wifstand candles for fud!
Iz wunnaful pizzed off kitteh spression in 2nd pic!
PS, ICHC iz makes me crazy. On Catnesday I wrote 2 colleague at deh offiss and nearly signed off wit “kthxbai”!
i filz de saym wy. i keeps on talkinz funniez
Tastez liek victoree!!
This picture is making my day. I just keep going back to look at it, and each time I see the poor things expression, I say “aww”.
hahah that second pic is awesome!
Kitteh no has own bday so kitteh takez sum of evryone elsez.
Nooo…..U’ll put cher I out, kitteh!
I first saw this on fark last week and the “nom nom nom” had me in hysterics and I thought about the pic for days afterward.
I had this pic as a myspace comment on my birthday a year ago I think and I still have it on there and laugh everytime it see it. I’ll also tell it to people and laugh. They don’t laugh but I do.
But Pino iz not here!
Nooo, teh 27″ weighst kitteh eated him…..iz tru! Now gimme mah kayk, stoopid human.
Piccy 1: “nom nom nom” is EXACTLY right sound effect!!! That’s the sound of bad kitteh eatin what he shouldn’t! Piccy 2: Poor little woebegone kitty-face!
[P.S. "Pino" is obviously a black kitty... who likes wine...]
Awwww….. you post dis one on my birfday yestrday, an I miss it til 2day…. oh well, Happy Birfday to me anyway!!!
I had kitteh one time taht sniffed a candle…. singed all whiskers off little nosey… no moar candles in owr howse……
U givez me dat cayke NOW, or I eats yr whol fambly. I means it.
I ahz no gotz lipz for blowwingz of teh candelez.
Halp plz. k-thnx-bai
http://www.lost.eu/45556
LOLZORZ!
ITA with Amedia — nom nom nom is perfection achieved.
Love, love, love this one. Brilliant.
his expression is priceless. he’s just like “what’s the problem?”
now kitteh knoez how lolrus feelz w/o hiz bukkit.
“Cake…Caaake….CAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ok…now officially my favorite EVA…(even beats out “I has a fether”)
Awww. Dis were posteds on my birfday an me too din’t get ani cake. *sneefle*
I don’ likes the wai dey grabbin dat lolcat. Grrr.
Happy Burpday, cat!
Pony: It be may birfdays lass weak. I’s gellus it b posteded on ur speshel dai. Happee Biftdays b layted. I’s breng u sum ov mah cayke. k?
Paula: Happee b layteds 2. U kin has sum cayke wiff meh an Pony.
“I wrote 2 colleague at deh offiss and nearly signed off wit ‘kthxbai’!”
oh, Charity F, I do do that when I e-mail the young, artsy gamer types. ICHC makes me hip.
kitteh looks sooooooo adorable in the 2nd pic ! Want to luv up that kitteh !
wtf this is fantastic. NOM NOM NOM
Too cute. In my top 10 fur shur !
Appropriate onomatopoeia + no capital letters + no punctuation + intentional grammatical error + great pic = 5 cheeseburgers.
this is the funniest picture i’ve ever seen on this site. my favorite.
*slaps human in the face* go ahead kitty finish the cake
This is by far the best lolcat pic ever. Always makes me go ‘omg hngggggg’
BEST. LOLCAT. EVER.
Still my favorite of all. Like stoatie said, best ever.
That looks like my cat, just 10 lbs skinnier.
yeah this is my favorite lolcat ever
best lolcat ever! this italian kitty is the reason why i loves cats! they has hutzpa!
it are my birthday too
but i has no caek
i feel your pain, kitteh
U ruined ma birthdayz
[...] mmm… nom nom nom. [...]
WP eeted mai poast. Waaah.
[...] u can eats teh finger only on ur birfday. [...]
I get fingr nao
It b my berfday
it scars moi how close da kandl is 2 the cat tho
this pick is definitly not funny and i dont get what there should be funny
for your ultimate and final assessment of this image / picK.
Au nom d’Allah, le Tout Miséricordieux, le Très Miséricordieux (1)
Au nom d’Allah, le Tout Miséricordieux, le Très Miséricordieux(1) (2) Louange à Allah, Seigneur de l’univers. (3) Le Tout Miséricordieux, le Très Miséricordieux, (4) Maître du Jour de la rétribution. (5) C’est Toi [Seul] que nous adorons, et c’est Toi [Seul] dont nous implorons secours. (6) Guide-nous dans le droit chemin, Le chemin de ceux que Tu as comblés de faveurs, non pas de ceux qui ont encouru Ta colère, ni des égarés(2) (7)
Please note though that chocolate can be lethal to cats and dogs resulting in a slow and painful death. Make sure you hide the chocolate well and have a Happy Easter!
what is teh meanig uf nom?
[...] mebbeh cuz last year, yoo maed a ceen. [...]
I love this lulz!
NOOOOEEEZZ!!! LET ME HAS TEH CAEK! I KNOE KITTEH-KWON-DO!
awwwz is so sads. why can kitteh nots has teh cakes::(
pooooor kitteh.
First lolcat I ever saws.
Though. I would have loved it to say:
nom nom nom
Nuuu it are my birthday
But other than that I love it
[...] cuz it iz ur birfday. [...]
Awwwww, kitteh can’t has caek?
At least cheezburger.
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Hooman haz no reitz 2 treet kitteh leik dis!
Nooo!
no take kitteh away. he bronzy winah and birfday boy!!!
no take kitteh away.
he bronzy winah and birfday boy!
nom nom nom LOL
) man i luv dat birthday lol its pretty cool
ok, iz Caturday Sunday, Saturday, birfday, or some magical kitteh day that only kittehs no how to enter, an dat iz how dey maek mischif? I iz confuzzed
Wat “nom” meen?
the sound the cookie monster makes when he eats da cookies. “nom, nom, nom!!”
Iz bet you dint no dat nom is very rood in Koreanese.
Lol that is funny!
aww…
how I favourite this?
why can’t I favourite? D:
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom! noooo now i are full. i are goin to expode! nom. BLAAARRTTTT *burp. *very quiet blech
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom! noooo now i are full. i are goin to expode! nom. BLAAARRTTTT *burp. *very quiet blech
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom! noooo. now i are full. i are goin to explode! nom. BLLAAARRTTT! =D
^ Cutesy version of Mr. Creosote. (From Python’s Meaning of Life.) XD
HAHAHA. my favs lol cat yet.
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ai luv this lol. it took me 3 months 2 c what nom meant. when ai fownd out ai couldnt stop laughing. ai want sum nom noms
[...] it next to the western-most bed. Suffice to say, my 15-year-old cat Miranda had a serious “NOM NOM NOM” moment after discovering [...]
i wouldnt like to be that cat lol
[...] of telling us that he’s got a taste for food or boob. At the sight of something delish…nom nom nom. If we walk into the kitchen…nom nom nom. Sit him in his high chair…nom nom nom. And if [...]
noo it be mah birthdai, let me have mah cake!
Bcuz hoomins gelus uf saft kitteh fir. Dey bees tryin to maek dare cote as sawft as dat.
Wownt hapin, cuz nuffin sawft as kittehs!
Bcuz hoomins allus gelus uv sawft kitteh fur.
Dare tryin to immit…imata…bees like dem.