I HAS 23″ WEIGHST JUST LIEK KATE MOSS!
someone put this guy on a diet.
found on the intertubes — need infos!
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You think I’m fat now, you should have seen me before I started TrimSpa.
This is just wrong.D: Owners of kittehs like this should be arrested for animal cruelty, unless this is a fat kitteh soot….
Sometimes the cats are still completely healthy even though they look like this.
A-freakin’-men to that.
I’m so sick and tired of hearing that I’m overfeeding my Big Fat, and that’s abuse, and I should put her on a diet.
DX She IS dieting! DX I am dieting! DX We exercise! DX We don’t eat much! DX It’s not working! DX I think we have thyroid problems, althought they try to tell me otherwise. >_> For both of us.
Jsut kawz nawt itteh bitteh kitteh or itteh bitteh hyoomin, it duz nawt meen diabeetus, ot duz nawt meen abyooz. It meen stoopy dyit nawt wrkn. DX And I REALLY need to lose the weight, cause my grandma AND ma BOTH have DIABEETUS, and all of us are at least 50 pounds overweight. DX DO NOT WANT DIABEETUS I HAZ ENUF BALD SPOTZ AZ IT R!
O ah frgawt-
1) KITTEH BETE ANRE- ANERX- 2 SKINEH DEZEEZ
2) Leest kitteh nawt undrfed, dat wrz dn ovrfed, undrfed kitteh sufr mr dn ovrfed kitteh msot tiemz.
3)”Ah nawt fat- Ah helfy! U jsut jeluz/ U r d 1 datz 2 skineh!”
yah mi kitteh iz fahtee tooo an he gitz lo-kalree kiteh fud. I donno whi mi
kitteh still fahtee but iz hapee un udder dan big vry hlthee.
Mor kitteh to luv n pet.
mabee joo hav da superslo metabowlissum, and den joo taik too much fatz and carbz and stuffz out of your foodz, even if joo dont need thoze.
yea. 2 bad ppl nevr think dat about ppl.
Yeah even though it is freakishly weird
Diabetes is worth it.
oh poor kitteh. Still taht means ther bes mor kitteh to schnuggle
noes moar lahrd fur kittah!!!
OK. This is a fatcat.
lap sez OOF
cee i’s dihd eetz ur fambly!!
dat owner needs to be responsible and put dah kitteh on a diet!
my cat weighs 23 lbs and hes on a diet!!! just cuz hes fat duznt meen hez not purrrfectly healthy!!!!
i iz taxidermeh!
Poor thing, probably does have the diabetes for real. PUT KITTEH ON DIAT PLAN, EVIL HUMANS.
he is healthy i bet!!! hes just a fatty!!! lots of cats r that way!!!
Kitteh ish a roly poly. Is kyoot but vry unhelfie, kitteh needs a dietses. I hopes kitteh does not has diabeetus.
kitteh haz bin en yur kichenz eetn yuz fuz, fer reelz
gah typos! “yur fudz”, that was supposed to be
poar notyay kitteh
oar kitteh wuz tooo much fatses last year n we putted him on dietz…. he now haf the kitteh he wuz n much moar betterz!!
he maed much whininz an rowrlinz when he seed how notmuch fud wuz in bowlz… he lik WTF? but we sed, kitteh, u be much moar skinnies soon and he wuz!
Holy Moly. Are you sure the cat didn’t eat Kate Moss?
Kitteh sez: “Stoopid hughmons…dun u no camra ads ten powns? Gimme brek!”
Yeah, I tried putting low calorie food down for my six Kittehs…..they just ate MORE OF IT!!
I NOES ON DIETZ. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGERZ!!!!!!!
whut cheezburgur? i didnt eats it.
oh kitteh, I hoep u don’t get diabeetus!
Mehbee kitteh has thigh-royd parblem.
I has Double Chinz, liek Double Cheezburger!
Fwewwy!
It looks like my kitty! Except mine isn’t QUITE that fat…. I think she was 16 pounds last time I weighed her. The vet said she was fine. :p
Ayyyy that poor kittah…I put my friend’s kittah on a diet, cuz his brudda was sick and he was happier as he lost the weight and played much more!
Wow. I thought mine Mr. Peaches (aka Catburger) was fat, but that cat has major belli.
Catburger weighs 20 lbs, and him has been on diet for long time. Happily, him does not have teh diabeetus. Him eats half of a 13.5 oz can of high quality cat fudz every day, split up into two meals.
I am thinking of putting hims on a raw diet.
make ur kittah thinner. itll die if it doesnt get skinnier
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My Annie kitteh not dat fat, but still beeeeeeeg kitteh. We has two story house,
she goez up and down stairz, we puts her on diet foodz, we playz wit her. She iz
still exacerly same size as when we getz her from shelter 3 yearz ago. She iz
not sick, is fine. But sumetimez has trubble wit teh gruuming uf deh back. So
I brushez her to help out. Wut else to do? Mebbe is her metabolizms?
poar kittah. why humanz let himz be so unhelthy? an now dere’s also teh risk dat pete doherty iz wantz to date kittah…
Dat kitteh luks liek a coffee tabl turned upside-downz…lolz
My Newman was 16 lbs. at his heaviest - but his daddy was at least 25, and the size of a bed pillow. We have pictures.
Sorry I can’t speak kitteh or lolcat - need a course, of course.
PS - Beccamutt for the win!
i has three chinz!
Mebbe Kittah will design range foar topshop and can sell on e-bay for loadsa profitz?
Tubby kitteh vs. heroin-snorting supermodel: which 1 u want to hug moar? Discuss.
my badcat waz beeeg kitteh (not like dis kitteh–dis kitteh not beeeg, he bEeEeEeEeEeEeEg) an we putted himz on a diet. him wuz crankified fer a while but now him like Hey, i can has more pounceage an more playage an more beat-up-on-dat-lil-gray-floofball-age. Diet notsobad.
OMG! That cat’z so fat he needz to be on Maury’z show. Too many cheezeburgerz
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I’m on ur Tyra Banks dyet
Blowin’ up lyk a bal oon.
olol. haha.
u can’s has cheezburger no mor!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Chedie,
Mebbe you not noes that Elfinugget has made course for the speakin uv deh kitteh?
Pleses to see sidebar for leenk.
Hugz kitteh or hugz Kate Moss…….???????No debate here!!
oh noez! itz da fat kitteh issue aaallll ova ageen. we shuld geev eentro-duk-sheons to Buddy on teh CO.
no hugz fer Kate - all bonez n white powder; geev me mah pudgy kitteh
Kitteh needz teh Atkins.
hug kate, you’d break her - that looks like kristie alley cat tho. maybe valerie bertinelli cat
stendhalismo: yep, kristie “alley” cat; mebbeh himz kin join jenny craig
Bizkitma — i can has cheezburger letis rap?
Wow someones gotta learn how to feed their cat. Poor kitty.
u iz a bebeh! gits in mah belleh! i wan mah bebeh bak bebeh bak bebeh bak…ribz…
This made me measure my roommates cat.
His waist is two inches bigger. Dear lord.
I’s just kurrrrvy!
“Hay! U wif da tapezmesur — get in mah belly!!!”
hai, i can not haz no more cheezburger? wah