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no tentakuls pls!
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Um… Zkwid iz azkin’ fur dinnar. I fink da zkwid wuntz cheezburgar. Pliz to be givings of a cheezburgar to da zkwid. Oh, wun foar mees too, pliz.
Mebby laytar we can has zkwidburgar?
plz to be maikin zqidz into Kellarmari? I nose wantz inky bitz
no, no, no, I sed I wunt to CUDDLE, not cuttle.
you think this is funny, don’t you.. hooman.
This is Hilarious. Love your site. Keep up the good work.
will dey laff wen i put cow on dey playte? i thnk NOT. *angree tail swishin*
DO NOT WANT
No, I can’t hire you. It’s not that I don’t think you would do a good job. Yes, I know you have special abilities. No, you’re right, other applicants wouldn’t be able to ink at will and multi-task, just as you can. Oh geeze, please don’t ink, I mean cry. Really. Please. I’m sorry. There’s been a mistake- I didn’t call the temp agency for a secretary.
donut tangle with the tentacles.
Okay, this makes no sense and it’s not funny.
WTB noo imagurnashin foar raincoaster
This is so random! I love it!
(Well, that, and I’ve been a fan of all that is squidly since way back.)
Look at poor kitty’s face!
“A squidz? Why u do this to me?”
DR: I thought the same thing about it making no sense. View it as a bizarre non-sequitur and it becomes funny. After all, how many kittehs get the chance to pointedly ignore a squid that’s right in front of them?
’til u r tastee and bredded and haf buddery dippin sauz, i no want u
“*sigh* needz cashinge procksee, not sefalpod. wear yu lerns teh i tee? ffrom sereal boks? “
even taking into account the randomness of this one, I stillz jess doan git itz
David: LOLZ
I ♥ sef-al-podz. Dem znuggliez. cazhingz procksee, not so znuggliez.
Well said elfinugget. I thought this was one of the funnier ones in a while. There is definitely something to be said for randomness. Well done, Scott!
Elfinugget – too funneh.
I wants a skwidburger too, plz…
It’s actually a Family Guy reference… Peter says to ignore the giant squid just like the lump in his man-boob, then it’s sitting right in front of them at the table.
Funny! If you liked this you should check out these guy’s videos.
kitteh thinks:
poar silly hooman… it tryez SO hard to plz meh
What a beautiful kitty – Maine Coon? – and what a very patient look on its face!
I’m in yur hall gardin ur squid
Amedia — not every longhaired tabby is a Maine Coon… I always look for Ear Tufts… but sure, what the hey. They’re great cats.
I *heart* I Can Has Cheezburger! Dis kitteh iz ttly not into deh squidz!
I iz getting hungry.
Iz it tastee and nootrishus? I DON’T TINK SO! Take away plzkthxbai
Who here has heard a Maine Coon’s meow? First time I heard it when I was working in a kennel I thought a young child was wailing in pain! I rushed into the room to find the kittah all like “I’s sry, I’s scarded u? Since ur here tho, why dont u pet meh?”
Hi, Teho – Oh, I know! I was looking at the ear tufts and especially that ruff around the neck and the huge fluffy paws (wish we could see the underside!). I’d expect the rest of the coat to be shorter, but it’s hard to tell at this angle. It’s clearly not a pure Persian or Himalayan or any of that family of longhairs – but still, it *could* be a Norwegian Forest Cat.
Ooooh …. dis guye luks lyk Narweegen Fourist kitteh. Meh wan to peht. Kewt luk on fayss.
im on ur carpet, thinking ’stupid humans’
kitteh like An yer point would bee whut???
Kitteh thinx dis all verry, verry random. All humanz iz random to kittehs.
speeking of randum–why google thinx i needz picters of Jeebus? Sez i should get rite wif Christ da Christian Way. howcome google tryna make me wanna Jeebus-picher?? Want cheezburger, no jeebis-pichr.
Stop lukin at me, skwid!!!
“Jes cuz ah seafood no meenz ah eatz food!”
Teho – “squidly” is my favorite new word!
Shaungirl – ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Especially: “please don’t ink. I mean cry.”
cat butt squirrel butt – whatever kinda kitteh this is, me wan peht, 2!
I wasn’t lookin’ at you, Burgertons…I was eyein’ your tasty cheezburgers!
Still…feel so lonely… :’-(
and now poor squidz’ feelings be hurt, and gonna be in terapy fur years…. furst gettin ignored, den not gettin da job, den peeps twying to make meal frum…
and we tink it a mainely-norweggie-siberian-forest-coon cat ourownselves. speaking as a purrsian what libes wif a few ob dem sorts (tho one akshually be a siberian frum moscow, who went to libe in one ob dem soufern states, den mobed up to mousegan wif us–you can’t unnerstan a WERD dat gurl meows!)…
“don’t you know I’m jewish? I can’t eat this! what is this, some sort of anti-semitic joke?”
Ah ignore skid. i can has oktipoos?
Luk, mebbe I get u a job in teh coppy room, fillin the ink carchrigiz?
OH NOES THE MISION HIPSTURS HAS INFULTR8TD CHEEZBURGERTOWN
Beccamutt, I know what you mean. I used to cat-sit for Bustopher Jones, an orange Maine Coone, and when he was doing something bad, he’d start “talking” about it. I’d be in the other room and hear him all, “Mommeh?! I’s climbin teh cabinetz! I sawz a bugz to eet! I be sittin in the sinkz and tern wahter on!!” and I’d say, “Bustopher! You better stop getting in trouble or I will call your father!” And he’d sass me back with “UR NOT MAH REEL MOMMEH AND U KANT TELL MEH WAHT TO DO!” Then I’d come back to find him in some horrible mess.
Hims was very challenjingz kitteh.
SarahD & Beccamutt – ROFL! I’ve had two Maine Coons and the one I have now is a loud, loud talker with lots of opinions. He’s also dumb as a box of rocks – not smart enough to climb cabinets or turn water on. But you gotta love him.
Um, it’s not what it looks like. I was gonna eat it, yeah, that’s the thing. What? Why do I have ink on my collar? Um, I was, uh, trying to, um, lure it in for the kill. Yeah, that’s it! I was luring it in for the kill…
My mother-in-law has three maine coons – one is very chatty when there’s ham and cheese omlette to be snitched, one is basically silent all the time, and one has his own tribbly language that he just doesn’t stop with. Karen says it’s a mix of chatting and singing and trilling and purring all at once – and he does it CONSTANTLY. The silent one is like WTF GO ‘WAY I SLEEPINS LEEV ME ‘LONE and the little one is “okay u sleepins oboy kan I sleeps too this a great place to sleep hey kan i tells u a story so dis wun tyme i wuz sleepins and …..”
My Kismet, she announces when she’s about to be bad and whack-da-poster. Gives my husband a chance to get the squirt bottle ready, I guess. Like she’s daring him. LOL. She has a particular tone of “Mrrmrr?” that she uses when she’s asking me a question.
My kitteh Serenity just makes MEEEWWW!!! high-pitched kitteh noises… and Bastien, he talks. He’s very vocal and when we first brought him in, he’d walk around the house at night talking, and oh my GOD he sounded like a little kid… I seriously thought there was someone IN THE HOUSE a couple of times. Freaky-weird noises that cat can make. He still does a little bit but he doesn’t hypervocalize like he used to. Now he just looks you in the eye and meows, or lies on the bed and yowls until I come pet him and/or come to bed. 
(Bastien mah snuglboy)
wrong ocean
sara, dis be CLEARLY a spesimum ob da European Squid (Loligo vulgaris), and we in WrecksQ Transpurrt regularly bring dem ober…
in fact, we got a transpurrt in process right now. we go from portsmouth, in engrand, to souf street seapurrt in Mew Yawk City. da onliest parts ob da route we still got open fur dis trip be listed below, so PWEASE let us know iffen you can help us out. (we got fourteen purebred squid, all up-to-date on baccinations, temperment-tested, housebroken, etc.)
6. Slight left at Kettering Terrace 282 ft
7. At the traffic circle, take the 3rd exit 125 ft
8. Turn left toward Wharf Rd 0.1 mi
9. Sharp left at Wharf Rd 0.2 mi (1 min)
10. Slight left at Portsmouth – Le Havre 111 mi (5 h 55 m)
11. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi (29 days)
12. Turn left at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
Long Wharf to Souf Street Seapurrt:
FILLED BY WRECKSQ.
tanks!
oops. shud hab posted dat last comment (da one dat’s not showing up yet, ya know?) in mommy’s name, i guess. how fare be dat? i gots to use HER name, fur MY piture to show up?
harrumph.
CassiePurrsian
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Ha – diz is my kittie an she iz a Norweigan Maine Forest Coon. Her name is Ika and her mommy iz joowish too! Ika duz meen skwid in Japanese, so Ika needz no skwid…she iz one of her own.
ohh this one is perfect. The ‘cheezburger’ name gets it SPOT ON every time. Brings the magic.
ewww lol
that is sick
Seriously, could you please come here? I’m not making this up. I saw it—CRAP IT DID IT AGAIN!!! I SWEAR IT JUST MOVED CLOSER!!!
wut r u talking abowt? it kant moo-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
I dun blaym u kitteh. Dose skwidz get awfuhly noying sumtimes
ZOMG DAT WUN TENTAKUL IS REACHIN FOR ME!!! IS GONNA ATTAK MEEE!!!
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