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  1. Jules says:

    LOLZ luvz his snotty face

  2. elfinugget says:

    And I wuntid krreemz. Milkz no gud for kittahz!!

  3. D.R. says:

    wher ar mah choklit chip cookeez? im neber coming to thiz restront agin…

  4. david says:

    “weye yoar glas am beeing biggeh tehn myin?”

  5. Bannoch says:

    …and your cheez, eet tastes of wax!

  6. domino says:

    wiz zis slite of hand I pull ze cloth – and ze meelk it goez VWALLA! into mi mouf!

  7. lollllllz says:

    Calling a waiter “garcon” is actually very impolite. Kiddeh is gonna git slapt!

  8. Heather says:

    d.r. – oui! i wuz tinking the same fing. can’t haf cookiz wifout teh meelk.

  9. darksquall says:

    I r serious cat.

    This r serious milk.

    or

    You so stupid, serious cat turned to drink.

  10. thepetmuseum says:

    an mah maus, it not here fuh me to eet.

  11. Katy says:

    lolcat haz no opposable thumbz for tu drinkn mehlk — iz sad.

  12. Ally says:

    The return of serious cat!!

  13. SarahD says:

    And wif de powerr of mah mahnd, I majikly komand milkz into mah mouf.

  14. Katie says:

    Kitteh grows sleepy just looking at thees milk!

  15. chefleur says:

    kitteh is looking likes he is going to be sneezin. mebbe kitteh is bein lactose intobleront.

  16. elfinugget says:

    I thought kiteh wud lyk warm milkz. *shrugz* I guess I not wif da knowings of da kitiz.

  17. lowly grunt says:

    kitteh looks lyk he mebbe haz 2 much milkz alreddy, no?

    or mebbe he be in milkz drinkin contest an iz gettin full up of milkz *urp*

    he cuteness, tho!

  18. [...] garçon! thees milk iz warm. (via I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?) [...]

  19. Charity F says:

    How iz kitteh s’posed to wake up wifout properly chilled milks?! O the horror of it all!

    Kitteh make milks disappear froo POWERS of hiz MINDZ.

  20. ChrowX says:

    I would’ve gone with
    “I R Serious cat. This R serious Milk.”

  21. Mongrel says:

    this comment is really funny, better than the authors!

  22. Billybob says:

    “U gots ta ask urself one questin…”

  23. Beccamutt says:

    Kitteh lookin at milkz confuzed… “Muther? Not Muther…?”

  24. beau99 says:

    It’s Serious Cat!

    Yayz!

  25. sara says:

    No can reetch, needs a straw plz?

  26. Melissa says:

    MON DIEU! Ah vont warm croissant and de cold creme de cow. Plz to get rite or no teep for vous.

  27. Rachel says:

    ohlol. CHECKPLZ.

  28. Nineteen90 says:

    Ah seez de milk… Eet iz up to sumzing… Ah shall stare at eet until it goes away, non?

  29. scarletkitty says:

    Why iz no choklit in ze milk? I ordereded wit teh choklit.
    Why, oh, why can no buddiez gets it rite dese dayz?
    Iz wurld going away in handbaskit?

  30. teemu says:

    oh so much awsums! mebbeh can has straws for the drinkings

  31. kittendynomite says:

    the defect in this one iz bleech

  32. Osteogal says:

    Hmm…mebbe ah shud hav order ze red???

  33. fillyjonk says:

    Do not want!

  34. gladys says:

    no no no, i said milk SHAKE. milk SHAKE!
    serviss peepulz theze days. dis place needz CAT waiterz. Catz get orderz RIGHT.

  35. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    gladys: I has adupted a kitteh frum bunnyhero labs thx to be viseting ur site. I has vury much lyk n iz so awsum! Myn has naym Cutie Doot. Mebee r kittehs kin play tagethur won dai. thxkbai

  36. stendhalismo says:

    “ah yes, this is a fine vintage – garcon! swirly straw please!”

  37. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    stend: lol. kewt!

  38. Tian says:

    (why does no one cry racist on a french cat? the lack of idiotic wankery is almost as funny as when it is there…)

    ‘ee bringz mah milk but ‘ee nuzzer bringz me mah chair!!

  39. peagle says:

    Why is the guy in the background in black and white?

  40. Teh Shadow says:

    An wiv one sweeft fleek of ze paw I takes ze tablecloth….

  41. Kayla says:

    why you always bring wrong thing? i wunted meese, not cheese. MEESE. get it rite next time.

  42. Brooke says:

    No Chair ? Not dignified enough for Serious Cat.

  43. Burgertons says:

    Warm milk b makin me verrry sleeepyyyy……

  44. Timmah says:

    i has offer u cant refuse

  45. Frenchy says:

    FYI, the PROPER way to get a waiter’s attention in France is to say “Monsier, s’il vous plâit,” ideally while making eye contact. “Garçon” literally means “boy” and is a serious insult to wait staff (no real French person says it – only Americans do this).

  46. M says:

    How do you view the lolcats sorted by rating?

  47. ManekiNeko says:

    Serious Cat
    does lunch.

  48. aclera says:

    anyone have the source image? i’d like to make a french version as a gift to my french teacher (she’s a cat person).

  49. dreads says:

    … i dont get it

  50. chris says:

    iz be wantin mi cokkez bout now

  51. X says:

    Ahnd I haff no chair! Zis reesturahnt ihs awfuhl!

  52. frostey says:

    SAKREH BLOEUE!

  53. cubmodee says:

    i hates da warms milk unlessis it choklat !!! WAIT I TASTE NO CHOKOLAT!

  54. omgisakitteh! says:

    mahz kitteh canz have milk!! daz y ets so fluffy!!!

  55. ceiling cat says:

    Ai hayt mah meulk wharm =( poor kitteh


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