LOLZ luvz his snotty face

And I wuntid krreemz. Milkz no gud for kittahz!!

wher ar mah choklit chip cookeez? im neber coming to thiz restront agin…

“weye yoar glas am beeing biggeh tehn myin?”

…and your cheez, eet tastes of wax!

wiz zis slite of hand I pull ze cloth - and ze meelk it goez VWALLA! into mi mouf!

Calling a waiter “garcon” is actually very impolite. Kiddeh is gonna git slapt!

d.r. - oui! i wuz tinking the same fing. can’t haf cookiz wifout teh meelk.

I r serious cat.

This r serious milk.

or

You so stupid, serious cat turned to drink.

an mah maus, it not here fuh me to eet.

lolcat haz no opposable thumbz for tu drinkn mehlk — iz sad.

The return of serious cat!!

And wif de powerr of mah mahnd, I majikly komand milkz into mah mouf.

Kitteh grows sleepy just looking at thees milk!

kitteh is looking likes he is going to be sneezin. mebbe kitteh is bein lactose intobleront.

I thought kiteh wud lyk warm milkz. *shrugz* I guess I not wif da knowings of da kitiz.

kitteh looks lyk he mebbe haz 2 much milkz alreddy, no?

or mebbe he be in milkz drinkin contest an iz gettin full up of milkz *urp*

he cuteness, tho!

[...] garçon! thees milk iz warm. (via I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?) [...]

How iz kitteh s’posed to wake up wifout properly chilled milks?! O the horror of it all!

Kitteh make milks disappear froo POWERS of hiz MINDZ.

I would’ve gone with
“I R Serious cat. This R serious Milk.”

this comment is really funny, better than the authors!

“U gots ta ask urself one questin…”

Kitteh lookin at milkz confuzed… “Muther? Not Muther…?”

It’s Serious Cat!

Yayz!

No can reetch, needs a straw plz?

MON DIEU! Ah vont warm croissant and de cold creme de cow. Plz to get rite or no teep for vous.

ohlol. CHECKPLZ.

Ah seez de milk… Eet iz up to sumzing… Ah shall stare at eet until it goes away, non?

Why iz no choklit in ze milk? I ordereded wit teh choklit.
Why, oh, why can no buddiez gets it rite dese dayz?
Iz wurld going away in handbaskit?

oh so much awsums! mebbeh can has straws for the drinkings

the defect in this one iz bleech

Hmm…mebbe ah shud hav order ze red???

Do not want!

no no no, i said milk SHAKE. milk SHAKE!
serviss peepulz theze days. dis place needz CAT waiterz. Catz get orderz RIGHT.

gladys: I has adupted a kitteh frum bunnyhero labs thx to be viseting ur site. I has vury much lyk n iz so awsum! Myn has naym Cutie Doot. Mebee r kittehs kin play tagethur won dai. thxkbai

“ah yes, this is a fine vintage - garcon! swirly straw please!”

stend: lol. kewt!

(why does no one cry racist on a french cat? the lack of idiotic wankery is almost as funny as when it is there…

‘ee bringz mah milk but ‘ee nuzzer bringz me mah chair!!

Why is the guy in the background in black and white?

An wiv one sweeft fleek of ze paw I takes ze tablecloth….

why you always bring wrong thing? i wunted meese, not cheese. MEESE. get it rite next time.

No Chair ? Not dignified enough for Serious Cat.

Warm milk b makin me verrry sleeepyyyy……

i has offer u cant refuse

FYI, the PROPER way to get a waiter’s attention in France is to say “Monsier, s’il vous plâit,” ideally while making eye contact. “Garçon” literally means “boy” and is a serious insult to wait staff (no real French person says it - only Americans do this).

How do you view the lolcats sorted by rating?

Serious Cat
does lunch.

anyone have the source image? i’d like to make a french version as a gift to my french teacher (she’s a cat person).

… i dont get it

iz be wantin mi cokkez bout now

Ahnd I haff no chair! Zis reesturahnt ihs awfuhl!

[...] k thx but wen u call teh waitr, dey nevar show. [...]

SAKREH BLOEUE!

i hates da warms milk unlessis it choklat !!! WAIT I TASTE NO CHOKOLAT!