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TURN OFF YOUR HIGHBEAMS!!!1!1


TURN OFF YOUR HIGHBEAMS!!!1!1

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  1. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    U r unner mah cintrol. Ai wil u to breng meh cheezburger.

  2. IGLOO! says:

    INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
    DEFENSE SYSTEMS: ARMED

    AWAITING COMMAND…

  3. nige says:

    I don’t wanna be buried in a pet cemetary…… ( one for the Ramones fans)

  4. hamSTAR says:

    OMG, dat is won spoyld kitteh. He hz memree fome pillo wif nekk suport en his wittle abodeh. Corse wen ur a kitteh, it iz not nekk suport ur lukin fer, itz “kitty taco” cumfort feeturz.

    But dat spoyld kitteh cn need hiz sqeeshy pillo wif pryvacee too.

  5. Sensei says:

    Robo-Kiteh Will Destroy You!

  6. chefleur says:

    is not kitteh. is pikchur of kitteh wiv holz wair teh eyezes shood be an summwon be holdzins a dolfinoid torch beehynd it.

  7. smartboy says:

    Kitteh, U SHAL NOT PAS!

  8. Siegeman says:

    Ebil kitteh!

  9. elfinugget says:

    Lazur kitteh defenzis haz bin aktuvashind. Your tecknologikul uneekniz wil beh added to owr kollektiv. Pikz up a kan opinar and den I ‘simmilaytez u. Den I lurnz how kan opinz.

  10. Enjis says:

    I tried to give this a ‘five’ burger, but I must have clicked wrong, because it gave it only a four and a half burger or something! Did I click wrong, or am I just reading it wrong?? I love this one! I really DID ‘lol’!!

  11. Bannoch says:

    Atreeeeeyyyuuuuuuu!!!!

  12. Katy says:

    GmorkKitteh will eatz ju!

  13. Katie says:

    Oh snap, it’s Baturday at last!

  14. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    Enjis: It depends on how many burgers previous voters have given it. The burger total will average, I think, all the votes so when you vote a 5 if someone voted a 3 it will register as a 4.

    Of course, I am only guessing at this!

  15. Bannoch says:

    You enter a room.

    It is dark here.

    You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

  16. Teho says:

    Bannoch — Up. Open case. Get lamp. Down. Light lamp.

  17. Teho says:

    PS — i can has one of these too? ;)

  18. Emperor Palapatine kitty:

    HI u come to dark syde now plxkthx

  19. Shaungrl says:

    Great cap and pic. LOLz. Hey, though, does any other old fart remember floorboard high-beam switchs? You clicked them with your left foot, instead of being on the wheel. Hmmm?

  20. bootabootosolo says:

    teh kitteh is a jawa.

  21. Teho says:

    Shaungrl — no… my headlights are another sight
    See I got two on the left and one on the right
    But when I pull out the switch, all three of ‘em come on

  22. Brett says:

    Gee… it’s a night elf.

  23. Moggie_cat says:

    tanx 4 tellings me bout “icanhascheezburger”
    I laff…I cry…I fall off chair…boss looks at me weird…

    nother day at work….

  24. Beccamutt says:

    AHHWTFBBQ!!!!!1!!!1! Put on some pantz plz!!! Oh wait, datz mah xray vishun.

  25. Beccamutt says:

    Shaungrl, yes I do! I had that in my very first car…

  26. Melissa says:

    GAH! I’M BLIIIIINNND!

  27. Melissa says:

    Shaungrl yes i ‘member too…. I had a hard time w/ that conversion, felt like a big weenie when I would try to press the button on floor.. oh wait pull the stick!

  28. Teho says:

    [snicker] Melissa said… oh never mind.

  29. Antares says:

    Laser cat will kill your family.

  30. Beccamutt says:

    Teho ur funnee!

  31. scarletkitty says:

    Shaungrl, I LUVED deh floor switch. When someones comes at u wit der high beamz on
    u culds STOMP on dat switch and relieve stressses wile remindingz odder peoplez uv der
    lack of manners! Liddle wimpy button on steering columnz is not neerly so muches of fun.

  32. Melissa says:

    OH GAWD I DID SAY IT!!!! heheheheh! Wait…. I said two things… I gotta get my mind outta the gutter!

  33. PlainJane says:

    Demon Kitteh send out Deth Ray….no, no, nooooooo; too lat; u ded.

    (Add to the list of floorboard lighters me own self … but it was my 6′ brother’s hand-me-down car, and the seat was stuck waaay back, so had to drive with tippy-toes and long, long arms…very tiring!)

  34. fatfish says:

    lolcat is looking like a sand peoples. is he steal your droids?

  35. gladys says:

    Yes…kitteh…masterrr.
    I….iz…in….yr….power.
    I…will…bring….a….tuna…..sacrifice…
    I….will…put…a…clown…noze…on….da….dog.
    And…take….pictures.

  36. stendhalismo says:

    voodoo kitty

  37. stendhalismo says:

    “these goggles! they do nothing! oh, wait…”

  38. BonzoGal says:

    Teho, did u built it 1 piece at a time? And it didn’t cost u a dime?

  39. Shaungrl says:

    Teho You is Tucker or Edsel? U’s not obsolete. U notz obtuse, either. ;)

  40. Doug says:

    I’m in ur garage, powering up my death stare. ZORCH!

  41. schwell says:

    Ah am Gort

    r u Klaatu?

  42. Shaungrl says:

    Is cat from “Day of the Triffids”. He watch too manyz ‘shooting stars’.

  43. Teho says:

    BonzoGal walks the line! Yul no its me wen I com tu ur toen…

  44. Teho says:

    …and Melissa, you said THREE things. ‘Member? ;)

  45. tenshihi says:

    Ahm chargin’ mah lazer!!

  46. J Muller says:

    I see someone already beat me to it, but…

    CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!

  47. PlNG says:

    I am JanoszCat!
    I come to steel baby in dark!
    No call Ghostbusterz pleez.

  48. Leila says:

    The kitteh is a jawa! Jawa-kitteh, come to take your robots!

  49. sobah says:

    watch out!!!! d kitteh’s eyez fired….!!! get a water dude,,,

  50. Aluminumticket says:

    Liekomgwtfbqqonabunonastickwithsauceantgonistorlyyarlynowaitb*itchplz, how uber!

  51. MY EYES! geez, i almost crashed :(

  52. Toby Danger says:

    I is Jawa Cat…I steelz your droids.

  53. dreads says:

    cat car perfect to get threw trafic

  54. KIM says:

    CHUPA-CAT!!!

  55. Denver says:

    I iz droid of Star Wars.

  56. kat the great says:

    LAZERS ACTIVATED!
    FAZERS LOCKED
    WAITING FOR ATTCAK….

  57. ash-kins says:

    creepy, lol

  58. Fraggle says:

    Layzor sistems onlinez.

  59. dannytehman says:

    teh kitteh iz sellering ur soulz 4 teh cheezburger!!!!!!!
    or
    oh teh noes evilness warlock kitteh iz suminering minyeons!!!!!1111!!!!

  60. Peter says:

    Just brilliant!!

    Thanks you,
    Peter

  61. lolcannons says:

    SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!1!1one!

  62. Caroline says:

    That is scary!


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